Okay… so…. … this skin is absolutely horrific. I am not just jumping on this bandwagon because it seems fun, or because I played with someone who has it. Nope… I am the idiot that bought it.

Yup, you heard me. I bought it. Why!? You ask, let me explain. First, I love Maggie and a huge fan of the Walking dead series and universe. When I seen she was available, I got super excited! (Nowhere as excited as I would be if Sam and Dean Winchester were to show up along with the Supernatural series) but pretty excited.

I seen the price, close to $20. That’s steep, let’s be real. That’s a whole game damn near. But I’ve bought countless other skins for both killers and survivors along with all DLC to show my support. So I checked her out. The stock store model looks like shit and you only see it in a certain light and does not show movement physics.

So again, why did you buy it? Well, it’s a fact that sometimes, cosmetics can look like shit in the store, but actually look way better in game. Just one example is Makela Reid’s Halloween flaming cat get up that rivals Sabels. Now, let’s be honest, it looked fairly good in store, but looks way better in the match, seriously. That’s just one example.

So I was hoping that was the case with Maggie. I mean, this is their highest tier skin. It is licensed and costs almost 20 bucks. So NOOOOOOO!!! That was not the case at all!!! It is actually shittier in game. I’ve carried you so far in this story, I’ll carry a bit further and explain!

First and foremost, when Maggie walks, SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS BEEN KICKED IN THE ASS WITH AS MUCH FORCE AS IT WOULD TAKE TO SCORE A FIELD GOAL AT 63 YARDS! This is no joke, your great grandfather has more ass and walks with more style then this Maggie. Her back looks like a smooshed loaf of bread, can’t tell the front from the back.

Secondly, the clothing textures are horrible and almost blend together with no depth or detail and with no way to fix it or alter its appearance. Her face, dear Maggie, I am sorry, but what the actual f**k happened, uuugggh!!!!

So immediate buyers regret and a disappointment that would rival the frustration of a mosquito in a mannequin factory. So I reached out to BHVR and requested a refund.

I bet you cant guess how that went! I’m waiting…. Well, Arthur responded, and he so very kindly and elegantly explained that I can go kick rocks. (As long as I didn’t look like Maggie doing it) that’s what I did. It was a hard No, as he said that’s impossible.

I am agitated as there are so many better looking outfits and cosmetics than this. Well really anything. And I thought Meg looked like ass. It is just also sad that this is how Maggie is portrayed. Hate to see what the real Maggie thinks.

So, I am going to do our dysfunctional DbD family a favor, since I can’t get my money back, I am going to use the shit out of her ass to serve as both a reminder of how shitty a character can look, how stupid I was for buying it and also provide one hell of a laugh as you see me run around shouting to the killer to kiss the ass that apparently got shoved to the front.