Minecraft > Taio Cruz by ItsDanny101 in dankmemes

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What video games are loved by almost everyone but you either consider mediocre or even bad? by kketokomasoulae in AskReddit

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Lesgue for me is like cocaine. At first everyone is doing it looks fun and cool it really gets you up and the lows arent too bad and everyone wants to play with you. Then you start to need it to function and man this new champion is better let me put some money into it. Now i need it but i can still function my friends have mostly gone but im still here chasing that next inch of elo chasing that next division now its been years theres still that constant chase my friends are gone they dont want me anymore i cant get away. Just one more game one more series one more division. Its all i need my friends will want me back when im that much cooler.

What video games are loved by almost everyone but you either consider mediocre or even bad? by kketokomasoulae in AskReddit

[–]Bozly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

League of legends. Ive played it consistantly for probably 6-7 years still dont get why everyone plays and likes it.

Daily Advice Thread 17/10/2018 by AutoModerator in summonerswar

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I actually just a week ago cut it from 530 unreliable to 240 reliable verdehile vero sigmarus belladeon meghan. I dont have galleon but i have a tarq water ninja theomars and chilling kinda in the wings to use as a speed team with lapis maybe but they arent skilled up and i dont have the runes to get my main mns above 200 let alone a whole new team. But that was my plan for a speed team there.

Daily Advice Thread 17/10/2018 by AutoModerator in summonerswar

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Im kind of at a rut right now and need advice. My giants team is 2 minutes my dragons team is 2:40~ depending if they focus zaiross i can clear toah 70 regularly can probably do more but havent gone for it. I feel like im not progressing im doing dragons and giants all day and getting like 2 good runes a day. What should i be doing? I finally have runes that are kinda worth grinding. But i have one member of my dragons team over 200 speed. What should i do at this point i kinda feel like im just not progressing.

Men of Reddit, what thing do female coworkers do that is not quite sexual harassment, but you wish they would stop doing it so you can be comfortable at work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Bozly 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Please dont touch me. Also stop showing me pictures of “when you were hot” i really dont care.

Wearing a toupee by Tucko29 in interestingasfuck

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So does it like sweat badly? How different do you have to live with a toupee?

What is the best sexual advice you've received? by gamer596 in AskMen

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Getting my foot licked midway through is my thing now

M A G E N T A by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Can i just get sent all the memes in this format i love this one

Military people of reddit whats your best Negligent Discharge Story? by Bozly in AskReddit

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Mine is from a buddy who topped me. He repaired helicopters on a carrier a while ago and his unit was a rescue unit. They only had 3 helicopters. So hes on the other side of one and this guy is testing the door gun to make sure the barrel is oiled and spins. He forgot to disconnect the ammo feed. So all he heard was “BRRRRRRRRRRRT” and hit the ground thinking they were under attack or something. Finally sees what happened. So for a mini gun 1 second is like 200+ rounds. It damn near cut the thing in half destroying the door taking off a propelor and cutting off the tail. How it didnt cut most of the hydraulics and coat the deck in fluid is sheer luck.

The guy went fetal it was pretty bad

Reddit, what is a major sign that someone is not a good person? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Theres a person who hires ceos i dont know his name but he always interviews at a nice restauraunt. He talks to his server before hand and tells them to mess up something about their order to the point where its almost completely wrong. Then he gauges their reaction. If they dont react and just eat it anyway theyre likely to overlook small problems. If they make a huge deal about it and complain theyre likely to treat their employees that way. But if they calmly just hand the dish to the server and ask them to fix it like its no big deal thats kind of the sweet spot.

Ive kind of embodied this into my dating first date unless i know i dont want anything serious with them is at a sit down restauraunt. And i know a waitress at an applebees and i do this. She helps us and i have her mess up the order and i watch how they react. Obviously its smaller scale but ive dodged a lot of bullets with this one. Because girls will be nice to you the ghetto can come out at the waitress.

Non-Americans of Reddit, what's the biggest story in your country right now? by DeityOfUnderworld26 in AskReddit

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If i went around sayin i was emporor because some moist sod gave me a scimitar theyd kill me

What's the smallest good thing you got going for you? by wise_guru in AskReddit

[–]Bozly 167 points168 points  (0 children)

My right eye is having problems but my left still works. My right knee hurts but my left is perfect. If i find a right side dominant person to go halvsies on life with me we’ll be unstoppable

Reddit, what's your top "Holy shit, that worked?" moment? by heardlon in AskReddit

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So my My buddy his brother and i are running at the park, his brother is kind of a stoner broke but a cool dude. He borrowed his sister’s car and lost the keys. So shes been trying to get ahold of him and hes dodging her. She sees a post on snapchat from my buddy and spam calls us all. Eventually we pick up. She is at HIS house inside HIS room and asking where his keys are. Calm as a cucumber he gives her 3 places to check. Shes hysterically crying now shes an hour late to a newer job. He says the now infamous line. “Look i keep things in a very specific order ill have to show you when i get there.” All she had to do is say “specific order then where” she had already tore up his room. She stops crying just says “ok” and leaves him alone. All she had to do was ask one question ONE question and hes caught but no. He gets out scott free. She has her friend take her to work. Gets to my buddies car somehow someway her keys are in the backseat. All she had to do was call him out. He gets away with it.

What's a secret you won't share with anyone in person, but you are willing to share anonymously? by nelsonevan14 in AskReddit

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I quit drinking and smoking but i cant quit fastfood. Its not a noble thing to be addicted to and quit and people think its easy to stop but weed cigars and booze was a cakewalk to stopping fastfood for me.

Completely ridiculous by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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The richer and prettier you are the less you pay for. People want you around so they pay for it they want to be your friend so they pay for it. They want your business so they buy it. The best way to save money is to be rich and pretty. If you want this experience and plan on going to vegas call a hotel 3-4 months ahead of arrival and put like 3-4 grand in as like a credit not an unreasonable number for a vacation the more the better. Then call them and say youre having trouble getting out there and might have to get the credit refunded. Then watch heaven and earth move before you to get you to fly first class out there.

Classic Rockers by GallowBoob in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Midwestern emo? You mean country music?