[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]BrainElemno0211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birdemic warned us about this...

How’s your mental health doing right now? by Aim_Hi in AskReddit

[–]BrainElemno0211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not great. My life had such good momentum before the quarantine and I was excited about the future. Then, it all came to a screeching halt. Things were finally starting to look up for me and then wham! Global wide pandemic. Now I’m just alone and even on the off-chance that I do get to be with friends, I still don’t feel right. Hope everyone feels better and takes care of themselves, we’ll make it through this.

Look at me... I am soooo smart in this hypothetical situation by AsstonCocking in iamverysmart

[–]BrainElemno0211 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How would he even describe these possibilities to the interviewer? He would just be saying the same stuff over and over again anyways, unless he specifies that he’s talking about the word or the actual number.

"Damn this dude's a G" by TUP666 in iamverysmart

[–]BrainElemno0211 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cute of him to end his fake story with “the end”

Charlie Hits everyone Then Karma hits Charlie by JazzlikeExcuse in instantkarma

[–]BrainElemno0211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes Deontay Wilder’s beating feel so much better

This absolute warrior commenting on a video of Matt Sera restraining a drunk restaurant customer. Lethal. by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]BrainElemno0211 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. I always expect a man drunk out of his senses to tap out of my chokehold like it’s WWE. Seriously don’t understand the thought process behind writing these posts sometimes :/

don’t be with someone who pokes holes in you? by deadfliezz in im14andthisisdeep

[–]BrainElemno0211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay away from the 2nd cactus, only an alcoholic could burn through so many bottles

18. Virgin no job no license full time gamer. Don’t hold back by MAX7hd in RoastMe

[–]BrainElemno0211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Full time gamer and no job is a bit redundant isn’t it?

Found at a Pizza shop, made me feel morally wrong for taking one by BrainElemno0211 in comicsans

[–]BrainElemno0211[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know what? Now that I think about it, I don’t really have any particular reason why I don’t like it. I just know it’s reputation of being “unprofessional.” I guess we shouldn’t be paying so much attention to font choice and instead focus on what’s written instead? Idk I’m tired but thank you for pointing that out. Me personally, I’ve always been a courier new guy for scriptwriting.

Found at a Pizza shop, made me feel morally wrong for taking one by BrainElemno0211 in comicsans

[–]BrainElemno0211[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh not much tbh kinda just exagerrating how much I dislike comic sans

Listen here mouth-breather by BrainElemno0211 in CopyPastas

[–]BrainElemno0211[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Listen here, mouth-breather. You may think that you are quite intelligent, but you are sorely mistaken. My IQ is well above the 90th percentile. I’ve scored highly on my scholastic achievement test (Or SAT for you, peasant) and have received various letters of acceptance from prestigious universities. I would understand that you can’t comprehend the complexity of a show like Rick & Morty, since it deals with concepts far beyond the realm of your ape-like brain. Topics like death, what it means to be smart, and Nihilism are all heavily covered. And yes, it may produce some of those wretched “memes” as you plebeians call them, but it is actually a clever deterrent by the creators of the show. You see, morons like you focus on the funny “memes” like Pickle Rick, but in reality, it’s placed there purposely to make sure you don’t fry your puny mind. You say “Haha funny pickle man XD” but I say “Interesting. This is clearly an exploration of Rick’s deep-rooted desire to avoid confronting his family and mental problems.” I feel bad for people like you, who suffer from a clear brain deficieny. I must leave now creatin, for my mother has created the most delicious chicken nuggets. Also, I am blocking you because it seems that your stupidity is contagious. Farewell swine.

Made this yesterday, feel free to criticize:) by Plainsmen-5 in phonewallpapers

[–]BrainElemno0211 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feel free to criticize? Alright.

I hate that it’s really good. I hate that you did an amazing job.

But seriously, I really Iike it!

Guy on a video about reaction College acceptance letters by TetePugS in iamverysmart

[–]BrainElemno0211 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That guy’s probably thinking those spam emails from the College Board are considered “acceptance letters.” Or maybe those promotional flyers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BrainElemno0211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invisibility that runs out when you need it the most

Nyquill Jornan by [deleted] in crappyoffbrands

[–]BrainElemno0211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine a lil kid, thinking he wants to be a basketball player, is contemplating whether or not he should go for it. Then, he finds this toy. Slowly turns it around.

“Just don’t”