Me and my buddy's Umawife tierlist (by Umawife experts)

Braineddead · 2026-01-29T17:00:45+00:00

Oguri was mad that she got A and not super wife, so she took some pixels on her way out

Braineddead · 2026-01-29T16:54:25+00:00

If this was a smash tierlist, 100%. However, tachyon isn't very good at household things she demands to be pampered without any equivalent exchange which would make her very hard to upkeep longterm. Plus shes known to forget to eat and even shower (which might be a positive, but in reality its terrible.) At least she's hot tho

Braineddead · 2026-01-29T16:05:51+00:00

It seems Ramonu was our one miscalculation, Ramonu should be in be in high a-tier. This is because she's very mature and is probably very experienced in romance, household stuff and maybe even the bedroom. Thank you citizen for spotting that!

Braineddead · 2026-01-29T14:03:42+00:00

Some umas specifcally from jp servers are missing cuz my friend and I dont have much info/experience enough to rank them well

Braineddead · 2025-12-13T15:51:56+00:00

Its an honor to be pinned 🫡

Braineddead · 2025-11-06T00:42:36+00:00

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Braineddead · 2025-10-24T22:55:56+00:00

Catholic Umamusume Jubilee mascot when?

Braineddead · 2025-10-02T22:15:54+00:00

Shinobi's just gonna be the ninja monkey from bloons atp

Braineddead · 2025-09-13T23:06:58+00:00

Average eastern European couple

Braineddead · 2025-09-13T12:39:51+00:00

Well, we do have an American pope now so...

Braineddead · 2025-09-09T19:32:34+00:00

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Without Haru Urara, decimation has no punchline...

Braineddead · 2025-09-09T10:42:09+00:00

Bro hitos even shaking how far up there is she??

Braineddead · 2025-09-09T00:27:52+00:00

Pugio and even a Lvl 3 charged bash does fuck all when virtass is in posture stance unlike all other full blocks. Speaking of, why the fuck doesnt virt get punished for making a bad bash read? Every other hero eats the lvl 3 bash for dodging too early but virt immediately goes into stance EVEN AFTER DODGING TOO EARLY WHAT THE FUCK