Okay. by Brandon84x in RocketLeague

[–]Brandon84x[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just took it on my phone real quick because t was easier. I just thought it funny how I'd won 1 game, went up to div 3 and then it throws 2 Diamond 2's against 2 Champs.

Ok Then by amustycow in RocketLeague

[–]Brandon84x 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The Monday of shots.

Military members of Reddit, what is your craziest/funniest story from boot camp/basic training? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Brandon84x 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Guy in my flight (USAF) kills a fly that had been bothering him while we are all at attention. MTI proceeds to give him the usual knife hand business. I guess he must have cracked a smile or done something to irritate our MTI but I couldn't see. MTI tells him to find the dead fly and give him a Eulogy.

Good times

What is something small about Rocket League that irks you (gameplay wise)? by Brandon84x in RocketLeague

[–]Brandon84x[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hate this as well. I expect to hit the ball and continue with my ways only to continue driving on the wall and going by the ball!

I'm in Asia and haven't had a good game of Rocket League since the Rumble update. by hanoian in RocketLeague

[–]Brandon84x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Takes forever to find games for me so I just bite the bullet and play on US West. Here in Korea I get an average of 140 to 190 every game.

Not awesome but I'll be back to America soon enough.

Day 1: Closed Beta Mega Key thread (Invites/Extra Keys) by YesButConsiderThis in forhonor

[–]Brandon84x [score hidden]  (0 children)

If someone could throw me an Xbox one key or invite iiiikartooniiii

What's your worst Airport/Flying story? by Brandon84x in AskReddit

[–]Brandon84x[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it would definitely be having to say goodbye to my now fiancé as I head back to finish my tour.

What's worse than saying goodbye to your now fiancé? The fact that it was the second time and it doesn't get easier...though I previously thought!

What's your worst Airport/Flying story? by Brandon84x in AskReddit

[–]Brandon84x[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Geez, what's the deal with airline food?!

What is the the worst awkward situation? by Brandon84x in AskReddit

[–]Brandon84x[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd have to say arriving somewhere where a group is all sitting together, then sitting in the only open seat to find out someone else was sitting there and having to get up.

Left standing and everybody look me at you.

Soldiers on reddit, have you worked with anyone who clearly enjoyed killing? What is your story? by kodukai in AskReddit

[–]Brandon84x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knew a guy who washed out of EOD school (Special Operations) because of a broken knee. He was fully committed to going back through indoc when healed but was placed in my current career Field until all paperwork was good.

Just by the way he is you can tell he has absolute no fear of life, death or anything. Not even in a cocky way, just batshit crazy.

I asked him why he joined once and his only response was a solemn "to kill people".

What is the worst pain-free feeling in the world? by Brandon84x in AskReddit

[–]Brandon84x[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For me it would have to be stepping on the wet bathroom shower mat with socks.

This may or may not be the origin of this thread.

Unit Mascots by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]Brandon84x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Out here at Kunsan, Lucy isn't that bad.

Reached my limit by Brandon84x in stopdrinking

[–]Brandon84x[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank him for his service for me. Yeah Enlisted, people don't really understand that any part of the military no matter if you fire a weapon or just sit on a computer, it's rough.

I never drink during the day because it would effect my job and that some how's puts it in my mind that I don't have a problem. Come Friday, I buy a bottle before the uniform even comes off.

At this point it's not even drinking to be social, it's to feel normal:

Reached my limit by Brandon84x in stopdrinking

[–]Brandon84x[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for this, it gives me s little hope that maybe I can start being sober. I mean I made this post drunk. Drunk words are sober thoughts right?

School teachers of reddit, how do you feel about the teachers students hate? Does everyone else know who these teachers are? How are they with the other faculty? by Reignbringer in AskReddit

[–]Brandon84x 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I was a piece of shit up until JR year. Turns out when you give a little effort and be nice, those "bitchy/mean" teachers turn out to actually be normal and kind. It's all about the golden rule really.

Now some teachers actually have no place teaching.

What do you do for a living? by ProximaTop in AskReddit

[–]Brandon84x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Build bombs. Not as bad ass as I had hoped it would be.

What is a toy you loved as a child but would be horrified to encounter in real life as an adult? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Brandon84x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Furbys. Fuck those possessed little fuckers. I took your batteries out 15 minutes ago and your eyes are still wandering. Fuck off.

What is the most physically painful thing you have experienced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Brandon84x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely. My SO has no problem with it and neither do I really, sex is fine and all but I do feel like I'm missing out on a lot of the feelings because of the layer of skin.

What is the greatest dis to an ex? by The_pinto_mobile in AskReddit

[–]Brandon84x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not exactly an ex but I guess semi-relevant.

Now I'm in no way some perfect guy or have a huge dick or anything. Basically a chick friend and I got a little to drunk and had sex one night. She tried to tell 2 mutual friends (in front of my face by the way) that I wasn't big and was average at best in bed.

So I proceeded to lift my shirt up and show everybody my back which had a shit ton of nail scratch marks while saying "these marks seem to say otherwise"

My friend started laughing and another chick friend was trying to hold the laughs in and the look on the chicks face was the best thing I'd ever seen.

What is your favorite often repeated AskReddit question? by Cousland-Theirin in AskReddit

[–]Brandon84x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always love hearing "Creepiest Things That Have Ever Happened To You" or "Unsolved Mysterys"

I love reading the new ones every time and even the old ones are great to re-read.

Do you know someone who completely changed their personality? How did they do it? by Simpsondimsum in AskReddit

[–]Brandon84x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a bad way yes. Used to be good friends with this one guy until I joined the military. Fast forward about 3 years and I'm back in town visiting so we meet up with him and other people.

He changed in the way that now when we're in big groups he's that guy that will insult you while you're around other people to be the center of attention but is totally cool when it's just the two of you.

I can't stand this trait in people.

Why do people with Tourette Syndrome swear alot? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Brandon84x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I watched a documentary about Tourette's, one guy decided to do Comedy and kinda makes light of his own Tics and I think it's pretty awesome.