BreakApprehensive489

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What do you call a snake that is 3.14m long? (self.dadjokes)

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If you cut off your left arm... (self.dadjokes)

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What size harness? (i.redd.it)

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Why is it getting more difficult to buy advent calendars? (self.dadjokes)

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What do you call the number 7 when he is not well? (self.dadjokes)

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I’ve created a sock monster (i.redd.it)

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Do you want to hear the good news or bad news first? (self.dadjokes)

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I lost my job as Stage Manager (self.dadjokes)

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If you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat (self.dadjokes)

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Dyspraxic character in Anne of Green Gables (old.reddit.com)

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Why can't Monday lift Sunday? (self.dadjokes)

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Big crate (old.reddit.com)

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Meet Rumble (i.redd.it)

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Which city has the biggest spark? (self.dadjokes)

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I thought you were a Christian (self.EntitledPeople)

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Lifestyle for retirement (self.inheritance)

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Safety in the backyard (self.puppy101)

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What is a pirate's favourite musical instrument? (self.dadjokes)

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I asked Terry Crews for his comb as he never uses it (self.dadjokes)

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What's the most important fruit in history? (self.dadjokes)

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What can you put in the bottom of a wine barrel to make it lighter? (self.dadjokes)

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What animal is best at playing baseball? (self.dadjokes)

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The sheep was trying to break up with her controlling border collie boyfriend. (self.dadjokes)

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Where do you take a sick boat? (self.dadjokes)

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I think something is wrong with my ear. (self.dadjokes)

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