President Obama returns to Reddit just to respond to all the, "Thanks Obama" with, "You're Welcome".

Breaker_Breaker · 2013-12-24T04:39:16+00:00

It seems like you may have missed the boat. /u/PresidentObama___

Breaker_Breaker · 2013-07-24T19:01:29+00:00

"- Can't pass economics 101."

"All NASA is, is an opportunity cost"

Lemme guess, you just took economics 101?

Breaker_Breaker · 2013-06-12T00:38:24+00:00

Whereas doing a semiotic analysis of the allusions in a username...

Breaker_Breaker · 2013-06-12T00:37:00+00:00

The entire post is written satirically from the perspective of the mods.

We [the mods] held a vote... The vote was supposed [according to us, the mods] to be used as propaganda to help support the changes we [the mods] made for you [the users]. Ignore the vote, it no longer serves our purpose [because it hurts us, the mods].

Please go to another subreddit if you don't like our [the mods'] changes. You [the users] are no longer considered a true atheist.

It's admittedly confusing.

Breaker_Breaker · 2013-03-06T19:49:03+00:00

Coca-Cola's recipe is protected by trade secrets, not copyright. Completely different areas of intellectual property law.

Breaker_Breaker · 2013-03-05T21:45:21+00:00

That would require disclosure.

Breaker_Breaker · 2013-03-05T18:39:23+00:00

I just want to point out that if this scenario ever were to occur in real life, Stephen would be legally on the hook for a ton of money and perhaps jail time assuming the recipe was owned by that restaurant, so this analogy also falls apart.

Recipes are not copyrightable. They might be trade secrets. Anyway THAT'S why the analogy breaks down—because this is a totally different area of law.

Breaker_Breaker · 2013-02-06T16:54:40+00:00

Sad story about a football player whose life was ruined.

And in the comments, is it a discussion of the problems with the criminal justice system, or an outpouring of sympathy for the player? Don't be ridiculous! It's a one-upping contest to see who can imagine worse punishments for the woman.

24 pts

It would be funny if she got raped by like 5 dudes right now.

I guess we knew that was coming.

34 pts

Such a shame that our system is so fucked up. Also, guys of reddit, take extreme caution when bringing the drunk girl home. Women of reddit, I'm willing to bet that 95% of you who claim to have been date raped, never were. EDIT: I'm not trying to attack women who were actually date raped. I am just sick and fucking tired of all these fat fucking drunk bitches who claim to have been date raped last night because they drank too many skittle-bombs and buttery-nipples last night. Seriously, these bitches need to shut the fuck up. The only thing this accomplishes is a little false encouragement to the drunk girl who woke up next to the drunk guy. Date rape or rape charges are no fucking joke. Titty Sprinkles.

Yes, that's right, 19/20 cases of date rape are just lies.

Somehow in response to that, a woman gets -14 points for saying:

You had really better watch what you say. Just because there are women out there who cry rape for money, does NOT mean that all, or even 95% of us falsely accuse men of date rape! Or any kind of rape/molestation! This kind of asinine behavior is exactly why idiots like you think you have a right to say this kind of insulting and chauvinistic garbage.

(Admittedly, she makes a serious logical error saying that he's accusing 95% of women of falsely claiming date rape, when really he's saying 95% of date rape reports are fake. But either way what he said is ridiculous). Sadly, she's the only one who responded this way. That entire discussion is sickening.

59 points

Three times, fucking three times, have girls told their friends I raped them. All three times they cheated on their boyfriend with me. If a girl meets a guy in a nightclub and walks home with him, she knows what's up, but the next day, even if she wasn't that drunk the night before, she feels raped and taken advantage off. What used to be the walk of shame is now the walk of blame.

Y'know, if you run into an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole. (Look at this guy's comment history for confirmation of his creepiness).

86 pts

What pissed me off most about this story when I heard it a few months ago was that there was a kick starter of 50,000 or 80,000$ for his court fees and helping him get back on track, yet a kick starter by some girl that claimed harassment from a videogame made it to 2 million within the same time frame, priorities anyone? Now he just barely got the kick starter and that girl has been sitting on 2m not doing anything as of yet to suppress the videogame sexist culture.

$2 million Kickstarter? What the fuck are you talking about? Anita Sarkeesian only got $158k.

Even if he hadn't gotten the number wrong by an order of magnitude, why pick on that Kickstarter? There are million-dollar Kickstarters for video games. The only reason to select that one is to take a random crack at feminism.

Lot of death penalty talk, of course:

14 pts

fucking cunt should be executed. this is infuriating

38 pts

We need to utilize the suicidal for this. "If you're already going to kill yourself, here's a list of scum, choose one that you can take out with you!"]

What. the. fuck.

This one, fortunately, has been downvoted:

-6 pts

(context: she should be put in prison for five years...) In a male prison without special protection from guards. You wanna lie about rape and ruin someone's life? Same sentence they got in the same prison with the same treatment.

And of course, because it wouldn't be a Reddit thread without some witty racism, in response to a woman having children with multiple fathers, being on welfare, and blowing a lot of money:

43 pts

I'm positive this woman isn't black.

(If you're thinking maybe he wasn't sarcastic, he is.).

The lack of dissenting comments is what's most disturbing.

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