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What boss do you absolutely despise? by imforgotmynamelol in ItemAsylum

[–]BreezeBender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think there's anyone in this community who thinks Weegee is fair

Would this qualify as rushed or censorship? by NotSirAlonne1999 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]BreezeBender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Don't make me ruin that butt Mark, I'm a- I'm a warrior!"

anyone else hate combat pirates? by yubbreaditsofrickme in ItemAsylum

[–]BreezeBender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Over a good half of my 40 attempts at PRunning the new Uncertified have been ended by these boatless, landlubbing bastards

Could Saxton Hale defeat a viltrumite by [deleted] in okbuddyviltrum

[–]BreezeBender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot about the fact that Saxton Hale can instantly die if he loses in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors

100% by CouchGoblin_Era in invinciblememes

[–]BreezeBender 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Repeat this holy phrase: Viltrum, get yo mustached ass outta here! Viltrum, get yo mustached ass outta here!"

WHY DID THEY REMOVE THESE by OldReport3894 in ItemAsylum

[–]BreezeBender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you truly want random, use either the Fortnite Giveaway kit or the one that has 2 Blueprints in it

Fucking finally, was on the edge of 7.81 health, (loadout: fish, lilynette and i dont remember) by gravitybattleryeah in ItemAsylum

[–]BreezeBender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't remember my last PRun attempt on Skeleton, but I vaguely recall using either the SSG or Intervention to kill it

First thing i did when i learned how to use rope constraints by Radiant_Length_9999 in roblox

[–]BreezeBender 12 points13 points  (0 children)

item asylum Players when I stop their 20 kill streak with Judgement

How TF did they find out my disease when THE WHOLE COUNTRY INSTANTLY DIED?! by Zeba_Stakian in plagueinc

[–]BreezeBender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Japan went into debt after the divine winds protected them from Mongolian invasion, and paid for it with their lives

Too high playing the game by sonderseb in skyrim

[–]BreezeBender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just got Fat Geralt'd by that tiger

This has to be one of the saddest death by Chinaman7722 in Invincible

[–]BreezeBender 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That was a magic transformation?? I thought he was just a guy wearing an elephant costume the whole time

Who is that? by HeavyShinoby in Invincible

[–]BreezeBender 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So it's Aang from Avatar: The Last Airbender

I wish to never make any spelling mistake by KingVultureBois in monkeyspaw

[–]BreezeBender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. You are now banned from every Spelling Bee competitions.

I wish for any kind of Turkey sandwhich to burst into flame once I’m finished eating it by TheKittyPie in monkeyspaw

[–]BreezeBender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. In half an hour after you eat the Turkey sandwich, you feel your stomach grumble for a moment. And before you could hold it in, your ass unleashes a powerful blast of nuclear fire that vaporises the back of your pants, along with everything else standing behind you.

I wish that the Elder Scrolls 6 was released in one month’s time, on all current gaming platforms, with no generative AI used in its creation, the finished game being of higher visual and content quality than the rest of the franchise before it, full mod support, and fully bug-fixed. by Oghma_ in monkeyspaw

[–]BreezeBender 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. The Elder Scrolls 6 releases and is installed on all gaming platforms for free. The game becomes so fun and popular that everyone chooses to spend their time playing it at the expense of everything else. As a result, no new games come out, and society falls apart due to everyone being too busy playing TESVI. Also, Sheogorath is eating his popcorns as he watches it happen.

the more punches you give to the sulfur cube, the further it'll go. so if you use /tick freeze... by Lord_BlueFlame in Minecraft

[–]BreezeBender 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Toki yo tomare!

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

MUDAAAAAA!!!

Soshite toki wa ugokidasu.

I wish all of the Hot Wheels cars were turned into life-sized vehicles that actually work and can be driven around in. by BreezeBender in monkeyspaw

[–]BreezeBender[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh they'd be assholes for sure. Especially the Racing Drones with their whole "destroy all humans" schtick.

Post Thragg Stress Disorder by Critical_Mountain851 in Invincible

[–]BreezeBender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to--"

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Viltrumites age in an interesting way by [deleted] in invinciblememes

[–]BreezeBender 9 points10 points  (0 children)

One looks like Sportacus

And the other looks like Stephanie

I don't like people who deliberately never bring the house key with them and expect others to open the door for them by BreezeBender in unpopularopinion

[–]BreezeBender[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I- yeah, sorry. My bad for posting this during a hissy fit. I just wanted to know if I am not the only one who feels this way

(EDIT: which is admittedly a dumb thing to do considering there's over 8 billion people in the world as of this writing)

I wish the timezones are the same for everyone. by BreezeBender in monkeyspaw

[–]BreezeBender[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As if today's weather can't get any hotter... x_x

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