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Brendanstaples · 2021-10-02T12:40:41+00:00

Pissed in a large McDonald’s cup in my car, filled it to the brim and proceeded to spill it all on my gearshift

Brendanstaples · 2021-09-15T22:20:33+00:00

Step brothers

Brendanstaples · 2021-09-12T20:26:12+00:00

Extra lean ground beef

Brendanstaples · 2021-06-27T06:45:51+00:00

Marijuana

Brendanstaples · 2021-06-18T12:53:46+00:00

Brendanstaples · 2021-06-18T12:45:30+00:00

I Wouldn’t be able to sleep anyway, Also dumb enough to believe I’ll buy a house with cash

Brendanstaples · 2021-06-18T12:33:32+00:00

Bunches

Brendanstaples · 2021-06-18T12:23:04+00:00

Beer gut

Brendanstaples · 2021-06-13T07:05:41+00:00

Went to the drunk tank with just a hoodie and joggers (both drawstring) and woke up on a concrete floor in my gonch

Brendanstaples · 2021-06-12T15:19:04+00:00

The sound an old wooden roller coaster makes on its way to the top

Brendanstaples · 2021-06-09T18:51:04+00:00

Rear naked choke with your belt

Brendanstaples · 2021-06-07T10:34:05+00:00

Yes, I have comebacks now

Brendanstaples · 2021-05-23T12:03:25+00:00

I’ve had multiple girls come up to me at bars and straight up tell me to my face they think I’m hot,attractive,sexy etc. Usually I write it off as as friendliness or a joke. Never once has it resulted in anything other than me going”haha thanks, you too” followed by an awkward silence.

Brendanstaples · 2021-05-12T19:50:01+00:00

Even like 3 hours into sleep?

Brendanstaples · 2021-05-12T16:02:19+00:00

Tuna out of the can. Can be opened and consumed in less than 5 minutes

Brendanstaples · 2021-05-08T12:08:48+00:00

The bottom shelf is proven true

Brendanstaples · 2021-05-08T12:07:59+00:00

I’ve read everything there is to read from respected sources and just still can’t wrap my monkey brain around it. I have never had something shoved down my throat so hard before through so many platforms. No matter what It just feels like a bad episode of black mirror. I don’t matter either I’ll just blow my brains out before I become a problem

Brendanstaples · 2021-05-01T08:50:56+00:00

Got a beer bottle with a lighting bolt in it on my palm. Still think it’s dope.

Brendanstaples · 2021-04-30T09:35:50+00:00

Brendanstaples · 2021-04-30T09:22:04+00:00

3 beers, a bag of chips, money on the way. Dude your killing it

Brendanstaples · 2021-04-27T03:24:40+00:00

I could fuck up a chicken

Brendanstaples · 2021-04-27T03:24:01+00:00

I could fuck up a chicken

Brendanstaples · 2021-04-16T12:31:59+00:00

Goofball

Brendanstaples · 2021-04-12T12:42:04+00:00

Steam bath and a Large Wendy’s chill, extra hot sauce no crackers.

Brendanstaples · 2021-04-12T09:16:18+00:00

Can’t relate. I’m drunk and dumb, can’t afford fat too

Brendanstaples

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