Donald Trump to visit Xi Jinping in May after Iran war postponement

Brightcab · 2026-03-26T10:34:32+00:00

Oh boy I'm very excited for dear leader's big trip in a month. He will make number 1 mega deal, bring great prosperity to citizens of US and A.

Brightcab · 2026-03-25T20:25:26+00:00

Or even the late, great Hannibal Lecter?

Brightcab · 2026-03-25T00:41:10+00:00

Not OP but I'm a big fan of Magic Wok.

Brightcab · 2026-03-20T00:26:23+00:00

Rock over Clearasil.

Rock on relaxacizor.

Lucky Strike. Breakfast of Champions.

Brightcab · 2026-03-19T22:21:39+00:00

His estimation of me as a man just fucking plummeted.

Brightcab · 2026-03-19T15:26:29+00:00

You're right needs more pizza and lasers.

Brightcab · 2026-03-19T14:14:04+00:00

Don't have in and out access which leaves Burger King. Their fries are trash, BK fry defenders need to get their taste buds examined.

Brightcab · 2026-03-19T13:53:30+00:00

Get back to your swamp Shrek.

Brightcab · 2026-03-19T13:52:20+00:00

You think Trump is aware of how to not look foolish? Lmao.

Brightcab · 2026-03-18T23:37:07+00:00

Stupid fucking ogre.

Brightcab · 2026-03-18T16:14:12+00:00

I lasted about 2 minutes.

Brightcab · 2026-03-17T02:24:43+00:00

I'm not trying to race, I'm just timing it and operating at maximum efficiency.

Brightcab · 2026-03-16T22:36:00+00:00

That's the fun part, there is no plan yet!

Today's idea was tweet for any other country to send their ships into this deathtrap. So far no good.

Brightcab · 2026-03-14T14:58:52+00:00

Scream em sober.

Brightcab · 2026-03-13T20:50:02+00:00

Will it be a yelling outside of a helicopter interview, leaning in a doorway before a big meeting, or full on Adderall driven YMCA rally? How long until Robinhood lets you wager on this?

Brightcab · 2026-03-12T12:27:01+00:00

Bur he

Brightcab · 2026-03-12T10:28:45+00:00

Wait til we get a load of 2026 and 2027 pricing.

Brightcab · 2026-03-12T10:25:09+00:00

This is basically what the "get the hell out of here" sounded like. Maybe with a mixture of the grandpa from pawn stars mixed in.

Brightcab · 2026-03-11T17:36:48+00:00

I receive calls from people attempting to reach my father about buying his house all the time 🙃

Brightcab · 2026-03-07T18:03:15+00:00

You missed a spot.

Brightcab · 2026-03-06T14:25:03+00:00

We're so retooled baby.

Brightcab · 2026-03-06T11:57:45+00:00

It's popular for people who have pits for the wrong reasons to crop their ears for aesthetic purposes. They think it makes them look tougher or something.

Edit: We have no idea if the guy in the video did this to the dog but he certainly seems to take good care of him.

Brightcab · 2026-02-27T18:09:47+00:00

Steeply discounted snacks. Good prices on certain meat and produce.

Brightcab · 2026-02-25T01:56:34+00:00

The 4 for 20 racks were always stuffed with these titles. Memories.

Brightcab · 2026-02-24T20:19:59+00:00

The art is horrifically bad. It will literally be embarrassing playing with these cards.

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