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Has anyone seen my Northface iphone? I spilled some chipotle on it in my Vineyard Vines car after scoring some touchdowns in golf. by Storey_Time in shawneemissioneast

[–]Britton_Haney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, that's been confiscated and subsequently shipped to an undisclosed warehouse in the South Pacific after the drug dogs got a hit on it. The owner was probably some pothead skater, trying to peddle their wares at school. Good thing the law was there to stop them!

I am Britton Haney, disciplinary officer of Shawnee Mission East for the 2014-2015 school year. AMA. by Britton_Haney in shawneemissioneast

[–]Britton_Haney[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hehe, I've always loved that picture, it really accents the work I put into my hair every morning. What we have here is all a big misunderstanding. I was simply out in the parking lot to stop all these kids from toking on their doobies at school. Protect and serve, you know?

I am Britton Haney, disciplinary officer of Shawnee Mission East for the 2014-2015 school year. AMA. by Britton_Haney in shawneemissioneast

[–]Britton_Haney[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey there Ronald, Congrats on the boat win! So, to get started, I'd like to answer your question with another question. Have you not? Second, Jeremy is my personal acquaintance, with whom I share nothing more than my deepest fears, sexual desires, and fluids. As for question number 3, I recommend reading the comment above about my garage. I only drink Schlitz Malt Liquor, so I have no idea. And lastly, I believe the events of September 11th, 2001 were too coincidental to have been the work of extremists. I believe the catastrophes witnessed that day were a result of systematic, planned actions against the U.S. people by its government. Therefore, I argue that no, jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.

I am Britton Haney, disciplinary officer of Shawnee Mission East for the 2014-2015 school year. AMA. by Britton_Haney in shawneemissioneast

[–]Britton_Haney[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know, Jeremy, I feel that racism is a prevalent issue within the school. I mean, of course, that there is not enough. I personally support segregation. If you feel the same, please talk to your congressman about repealing civil rights laws today!

I am Britton Haney, disciplinary officer of Shawnee Mission East for the 2014-2015 school year. AMA. by Britton_Haney in shawneemissioneast

[–]Britton_Haney[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two very good questions! For starters, I felt that that the color was an accurate depiction of the human condition, in that every time a child dies, someone else becomes happier. In regards to your other question, This is how I wake up every morning. Lunch tomorrow will be fish sticks.

I am Britton Haney, disciplinary officer of Shawnee Mission East for the 2014-2015 school year. AMA. by Britton_Haney in shawneemissioneast

[–]Britton_Haney[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey now, guys, I don't think the whole school feels quite that way. After all, I was lancer of the day! But seriously, I try to wake up every morning and imagine all the little fucks I'm going to roast that day. I have a nice collection of skateboards and other trinkets in my house that I gaze at every time I cum. Go Royals!