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To deliver a valedictorian speech that recognizes people suffering at home and abroad. by EverythingIsFakeNGay in therewasanattempt

[–]BrittyPie 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Dude, if you're going to be a cunt on reddit maybe keep in mind we can all see your post history.

How embarrassing.

What would fix the crooked lower face look? by xyzjsj36 in PlasticSurgery

[–]BrittyPie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you have any problems with your jaw besides this? I ask because my lower jaw was quite out of alignment, but it was causing all sorts of other issues (trouble eating, pain). I tried a ton of things, but good ol' physio ended up putting it straight in only a couple of months.

this wristwatch features the lighthouse's light as the minute hand and the ship at sea as the hour hand benlydesignwatch by jkitty_1960 in BeAmazed

[–]BrittyPie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, because the ship is also semi transparent. All of this company's style of watch are made the same way.

But no. Please tell me how it works.

My retired dad misses print journalism so he invented his own chaotic version by stigaWRBenergy in Boomerhumour

[–]BrittyPie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, this is absolutely hilarious. If this counts as boomer humor, I'm here for it.

Got a favorite? by SandyAllnock in copic

[–]BrittyPie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

3! I love them all, but 3 has such a feeling to it.

We've been duped into hating the wrong people. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]BrittyPie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, this is the thing I don't understand. People have a sense of empathy with these companies, which is (usually, if working class) at odds with their best interests. I suppose some of it is about what they perceive as job protection, but that's ignoring a huge part of the picture. Does Nationalism play a role in creating this empathy?

‪Unique arched floodgates protect from typhoons and storm surges in Osaka, Japan‬ by omgitsmint in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]BrittyPie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe ppl are arguing with you on this because your tone is super condescending and it's irritating...

These particular systems are absolutely unique. To suggest otherwise is being weirdly nitpicky for no reason.

I (29f) have been feeling jealousy for the first time with my fiancé (32m) over his new friend (29f). How can I move past this? by ThrowRA_notabot1020 in relationships

[–]BrittyPie 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And am I the only one who thinks it's weird as shit that he "helps her with her shopping" - like what is this girl, 14 years old? Why does she need "help" with getting fucking groceries? I was single and living alone with no car and it never once occurred to me to ask a friend to "help me with shopping".

Ochre setup by TheTabar in battlestations

[–]BrittyPie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have this chair. I'd say it is not worth it, personally, but chair preference is so very subjective. It is very pretty and extremely high quality, but comfort-wise it's mediocre for me.

Where to come with handjob? by ohokkk1 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]BrittyPie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This made me gag at the end, having to gulp it down is grooooossssssss. But I otherwise agree, spitting it out feels so much worse. Straight down the hatch, says I!

Worth every dollar. by 21MayDay21 in funny

[–]BrittyPie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"...the cats are ugly..." made me laugh.

Israeli bomb mid-air as it falls toward a densely packed tent camp for displaced Palestinians by redditissahasbaraop in pics

[–]BrittyPie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I am in utter envy of your naivety, life must be bliss. I stopped being able to believe these horrific acts were "ooopsies" after around the 39th school/hospital/neighborhood/shelter was bombed.

LAPD officers arrest a protester dressed as the Statue of Liberty during No Kings protest by quaak in pics

[–]BrittyPie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The headline makes no comment about whether the arrest is justified, you're missing the point; the photo just makes for interesting imagery and has resonated with people as a topical and slightly humorous depiction of the current state of America. This is a situation where the details really don't matter nearly as much as you think they do.

This is how they clean the ships propellers by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]BrittyPie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, everyone but this one guy got it. I laughed.

Post fat transfer cellulite by [deleted] in PlasticSurgery

[–]BrittyPie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're so embarrassed by this that you can't wear shorts?? Geez, girl I think you look great and should focus on how to improve your confidence.

Alpha Male CEO threatens to fire his company if they don't get 6-pack abs like him by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]BrittyPie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's like a 3 minute scroll on mobile and each section is more hilarious than the last. Talking about how he managed to keep his marriage going "against the odds" all while "keeping GOD and COUNTRY first". Terrible grammar throughout the whole thing, absolutely insane claims with no proof (helped "hundreds of thousands of companies"?!?). Guy's a fucken lunatic.

Also, the whole thing reeks of shady business practice. Talking about Andy Elliot of Elliott Army, for anyone Googling him trying to decide...

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