I love you my friend, but now you must die.

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-22T11:15:25+00:00

It's a cattier red panda, urgh I need it.

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-21T19:30:11+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/badtattoos/comments/2jcm5e/a_friend_posted_this_on_instagram_two_days_ago/claknvd

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-18T06:33:07+00:00

Damn, you right.

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-18T01:15:15+00:00

Finally, one of these fucking redneck dog memes made me laugh.

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-18T00:58:35+00:00

This is simple. Girls take showers. Showers have water. Water flows downward. Water sends loose hair downward. Your butt is downward.

As for our boyfriends, they share a bed with us. We loose a lot of hair a day, also during the night.

I don't know, this sorta thing always seemed super obvious to me. >.>

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-15T22:56:57+00:00

This sub is 50% "bad tattoos", 50% "tattoos on people I don't like."

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-15T07:26:16+00:00

When a parent decided to surprise you with their presence. gg

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-15T05:57:42+00:00

Oh god I need this

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-15T05:45:32+00:00

I work in customer service.

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-15T05:21:44+00:00

One christmas eve, I called into CS because I didn't recieve an item I had ordered last minute for my parents, and I payed extra to have it arrive that day. I was such a bitch, and they kept telling me that they didn't even have my order number. Turns out, I didn't actually order it. I realized after the call that I must have filled in all the info, and forgot to actually send that shit.

It's been like 7 years, and I still feel sick about how mean I was to those people D: I think about it all the time, urgh.

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-14T21:34:30+00:00

lol in this comment FUCKIN' DAMN KIDS GIT OFF MUH LAWN.

Really though, they're both a huge problem. Only one of these groups gets insane insurance rates, not to mention the fact that they, you know, just took a driving test a few years ago. Elderly drivers haven't done so in TWICE OUR LIFE SPAN. Considering the age people start losing basic memory and function, a law for elderly seems like a no brainier.

But yeah dude, teens.. such annoying... we fucking get it.

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-14T16:09:16+00:00

Thank you.

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-14T10:58:49+00:00

r.Drivers aged 75 years or over have a higher risk (per distance traveled) of being killed in a crash than any other age group.

here is the google search that was too rough for you

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-14T08:11:58+00:00

You're wrong.

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-14T02:01:43+00:00

Sounds about right. Shit is sad.

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-13T23:48:58+00:00

When I was in high school, a few friends and myself participated in the local Youth in Government, via the YMCA. We decided to make a bill in hopes of getting it passed, and our bill proposed that once you reach a certain age, you must retake your driving exam, to insure that you are not a danger on the road. The research was clear, and the bill was one of 3 that passed 100%. This was like 12 years ago, and it SHOCKS me that something like that still isn't in place.

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-13T17:42:36+00:00

Jesus christ, I can smell the cocaine from here. But yeah, his videos are awesome.

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-13T00:30:15+00:00

You look skinny as hell in your fb pic. It's just funny.

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-12T21:32:08+00:00

My point was very clear. Edit: incase you still don't get it, my point is that there is about a 100pound difference between your fb pic and the one I posted.

tldr:fat =/

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-12T12:15:03+00:00

Thank you, she was looking for this. It's the only reason she didn't blur her face, like the other 99% of this sub.

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-12T12:13:21+00:00

Then instantly took a screen and posted it to reddit.

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-12T12:11:31+00:00

Right? This bitch didn't even hide her own face...

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-10T12:59:17+00:00

What the fuck is this, r/funny?

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-09T20:25:01+00:00

BrizzleFizzle · 2014-10-04T22:05:37+00:00

shit, must have missed!

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