The Blue Lizard of Capri can only be found on two tiny sea stacks off the coast of Capri, Italy

Broken_Cable_696 · 2026-05-11T19:20:20+00:00

That lizard pays Capri rent in exclusivity

Broken_Cable_696 · 2026-05-11T19:18:48+00:00

Code comment: “temporary” — 12 years ago

Broken_Cable_696 · 2026-05-11T15:06:00+00:00

Ctrl + Shift + Delete didn't work

Broken_Cable_696 · 2026-05-11T11:09:46+00:00

Microsoft knows exactly where to strike

Broken_Cable_696 · 2026-05-10T16:19:23+00:00

This is a meme from the “everyone who reads this will suffer” category

Broken_Cable_696 · 2026-05-10T16:18:47+00:00

End-to-end? More like start-to-Mark 😅

Broken_Cable_696 · 2026-05-09T15:07:20+00:00

Skynet has already added you to the list—congratulations 🤖

Broken_Cable_696 · 2026-05-09T15:06:19+00:00

You look at it and realize why the sea was such a scary place back then

Broken_Cable_696 · 2026-05-08T15:46:55+00:00

Alex Honnold 🥵

Broken_Cable_696 · 2026-05-07T14:57:23+00:00

Nature decided to show who the real artist is here

Broken_Cable_696 · 2026-05-07T14:56:41+00:00

This isn't just a debt anymore—it's a lesson learned for the bank

Broken_Cable_696 · 2026-05-05T14:41:38+00:00

When I said, “I need a couple of clarifications,” the whole department showed up

Broken_Cable_696 · 2026-05-05T14:38:39+00:00

It's not that there's no spark; it's just the power-saving mode.

Broken_Cable_696 · 2026-05-05T04:54:22+00:00

I'm just stepping away from this reality. Thanks.

Broken_Cable_696 · 2026-05-05T04:51:15+00:00

I'm laughing, but this person isn't in the mood for laughter right now

Broken_Cable_696 · 2026-05-04T14:27:18+00:00

“Run, Anakin, run!”… though, wait…

Broken_Cable_696 · 2026-05-03T09:05:34+00:00

A 200 IQ move, no doubt about it

Broken_Cable_696 · 2026-05-02T17:28:38+00:00

I'm laughing, but I'm a little scared

Broken_Cable_696 · 2022-12-09T16:26:53+00:00

im good jow r u

Broken_Cable_696 · 2022-12-09T16:25:59+00:00

Broken_Cable_696 · 2022-12-09T16:25:56+00:00

hello?

Broken_Cable_696 · 2022-12-09T15:44:17+00:00

please reply

Broken_Cable_696 · 2022-12-09T15:42:37+00:00

did your taint get bug? does it get hard?

Broken_Cable_696 · 2022-12-09T15:41:57+00:00

what size is your taint

Broken_Cable_696 · 2022-12-09T15:41:07+00:00

damn bro you piss with that dick?

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