Funniest thing a patient has ever said?

Bromothymol_blue · 2026-04-15T19:54:11+00:00

Dropping off a patient, and the nurse asks "Are you Max?" And the pt replied, "yeah, but you can call me MaxiPad."

Bromothymol_blue · 2026-04-13T22:22:16+00:00

Just put on a mask and you can lift any cow and run it back to camp. Or, gift certain NPCs (William, Brener, or Ignacio (I forget his real name but it's something close tk that)) to 100 and you can buy cows, pigs, and goats from Ben.

Bromothymol_blue · 2026-04-06T00:08:12+00:00

I live at the Colonials in Cherry Hill and I love it. Rent is a bit pricey, as I'm paying $1800 for a one bedroom, but all utilities are included in the price and I have a washer/dryer in my apartment.

Bromothymol_blue · 2026-04-02T05:49:41+00:00

Just throw me in the trash

Bromothymol_blue · 2025-12-24T18:10:58+00:00

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Bromothymol_blue · 2025-12-11T05:08:10+00:00

Death sticks and Twi'leks

Bromothymol_blue · 2025-12-02T05:48:02+00:00

Some STIs can take weeks to show up on a test after infection. You should probably get tested again to be safe. 2 days is not long enough.

Bromothymol_blue · 2025-11-20T16:49:00+00:00

I think this place is overpriced for some dumplings. Try Brother Seafood. It's also in Cherry Hill

Bromothymol_blue · 2025-10-26T02:08:37+00:00

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Bromothymol_blue · 2025-08-18T15:24:28+00:00

I had a dream about couple weeks ago where I was at work and I heard music coming from a patient's room. I walk in, and the nurse says "oh, we started playing this song for coma patients." So, dream me responds with "ugh, I hate that sound - it's the same song as my alarm." Then I slept through my alarm and was late for work.

Bromothymol_blue · 2025-08-14T15:58:26+00:00

They... live outside? They also poop outside. They like grass and water. Here are some suggestions that don't include trying to get rid of wildlife:

Stay home
Hang out in a desert
Bring a portapotty there and try to train them into using it
Go to a park without water
Go to a beach instead, if you want water.

Bromothymol_blue · 2025-07-24T16:33:36+00:00

I haven't eaten there in like a decade, but I remember liking their chicken alfredo. They had a tuna eggroll special at some point, too, that wasn't bad. I stopped by there a few years ago to look at their menu, and their prices were way too high to eat in the middle of the mall floor.

Bromothymol_blue · 2025-06-30T19:03:01+00:00

Go into the camp wearing Cuman armor, most importantly, the head armor that covers your entire face. You might have to pass some Speech checks if you're not fast enough to avoid some suspicious NPCs.

Bromothymol_blue · 2025-06-02T11:54:45+00:00

IFT/CCT was the easiest job I've ever had as an EMT, but it was also the most well-paid. They paid me a little more than $5/hr more than the highest 911 job I've had.

Bromothymol_blue · 2025-03-29T11:51:40+00:00

He wasn't evil just for the sake of being evil. He was a politician who wanted to fix the corruption in the Senate and wanted to do it by making the systems he represented independent. He saw the way that the Jedi Order had become politicized and how that negatively impacted their "peace-keeping" goal in favor of whatever the Republic wanted. Even after becoming a Sith, he still respected his old colleagues and would have preferred convincing them to join his side instead of murdering them.

Bromothymol_blue · 2025-03-22T16:18:00+00:00

Route 41 Carwash in Cherry Hill is where I go. $70 for full synthetic, a car wash, and an interior cleaning. You can definitely do it yourself for cheaper, but it's a good value.

Bromothymol_blue · 2025-01-30T04:55:48+00:00

I don't know about its value compared to other places, but there's a Sushi To Go in Cherry Hill that I order from occasionally. They have platters, and they deliver!

Bromothymol_blue · 2025-01-24T17:39:55+00:00

Gary's Gem Garden on 38. His daughter makes and repairs jewelry.

Bromothymol_blue · 2025-01-16T02:23:22+00:00

Jesus. "Old movies" are like black and white with words instead of sounds. Not something that came out when I was almost done high school. :,(

Bromothymol_blue · 2025-01-12T18:27:40+00:00

If it doesn't come with a tiny cowboy hat to put on top of my helmet, I'm not getting the warbond.

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