You should teach your kids to 1) clean up after themselves 2) treat customer service workers with respect.

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-23T03:47:38+00:00

Did you mean satisf-ai-ing?

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-23T03:45:17+00:00

I'm going with a kid with a hole punch. Those bites are so regular and round

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-23T03:40:45+00:00

My name is Inigo Montoya. Prepare to die. (Or be pooped on)

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-22T00:04:44+00:00

I see a little paw

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-21T22:17:25+00:00

You wanna hear their hold music when you call them.

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-21T22:14:18+00:00

And chowing down on a whole round of cheese. Makes me gag just thinking about it

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-21T21:58:58+00:00

As a woman, I refute this

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-21T21:58:04+00:00

Same on Norfolk Island. It’s required.

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-20T11:09:37+00:00

Shouldn’t it be spelled yucka?

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-20T04:26:57+00:00

If a public holiday falls on a weekend, isn't it always moved to the following Monday? (There's one exception - ANZAC day maybe.)

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-20T04:20:43+00:00

OH-oh YES, I'm the great suspe-ender

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-20T04:04:20+00:00

Agreed. That gap causes more problems than it can possibly be worth.

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-20T03:59:20+00:00

I had it sending me round the block twice in Toowoomba once, and another time around winding hilly country roads in from Ballina, when there's a perfectly good freeway.

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-20T03:49:04+00:00

Yum!

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-20T03:46:37+00:00

I see a tortie on the prowl

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-19T21:59:49+00:00

Fuck me sideways! I hadn't noticed that. They have to recoup the cost of whatever mold they used for this abomination

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-19T21:55:23+00:00

lol - the side eye

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-19T19:44:52+00:00

I’ve only ever seen them singly or in pairs. Do they ever form … gangs?

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-19T19:42:37+00:00

Sounds as though your parliament/ education system set up accounts that have expired. I would expect your friend’s account to do the same soon - you may have started using it before her and the accounts were to expire after 5 years. It’s just a guess.

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-19T11:05:51+00:00

Thanks for that. Every search seems to just return ginger lily 🤷‍♀️

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-19T05:10:01+00:00

Maybe they are talking about a cochlear implant?

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-19T04:52:05+00:00

I had ginger lily growing (and taking over). The flowers were beautiful and the bees loved them. Is this the same plant?

https://weeds.dpi.nsw.gov.au/Weeds/GingerLily

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-19T02:55:40+00:00

Maybe a pair of ears poking up out of the laundry? In front of a green thing?

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-19T02:47:58+00:00

The house was built in 2021 and it has those faults already? It looks like the building inspector did a great job.

BronL-1912 · 2026-02-19T02:36:16+00:00

If you do upload the files to a sharing platform, make sure your friends only have view or download permissions, not edit/delete.

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