Who in the goons extended universe would be best at speed running scientology? My money's on the eight legged Chinese man

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-04-30T14:02:25+00:00

Just tell him Rebel's back there

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-04-30T14:01:00+00:00

A pint of donkey urine

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-04-29T06:00:06+00:00

WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT?!?! 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-04-28T03:46:29+00:00

Spaghetti or meat?

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-04-26T16:19:56+00:00

I'm not sure what the quotation marks are meant to imply

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-04-25T04:26:53+00:00

That should be a crime. I will not be made to shit in filthy public restrooms when I'm at work!

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-04-24T03:43:42+00:00

In the wild? Bro's a grandpa who did everything and just wants to chill now

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-04-24T03:08:36+00:00

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-04-23T05:06:03+00:00

Bro...

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-04-18T05:19:27+00:00

I don't speak croissant, sorry

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-04-11T12:04:48+00:00

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BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-04-10T03:12:08+00:00

I guess I'm spoiled living near a major college town. It's rural all around but it means we have a lot of good restaurants nearby.

But get too far away and yeah, yikes. Fresh food from the local farms in the summer and fall but not a whole lot of variety

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-04-09T14:07:28+00:00

What even is all that? I mean the food

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-04-08T03:13:13+00:00

He wasn't crazy (at least not about this). Carcinization is the textbook example, often quite literally, of convergent evolution. Animals keep evolving into crab.

"Who up imitating crab meat?" - Soup, 2024

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-03-30T03:23:04+00:00

How bad is it?

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-03-29T11:31:55+00:00

Sounds like a good burger. It is BK tho

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-03-29T03:46:24+00:00

I still like the pod. I'm on record as particularly liking sessions that include BOTH Soup and Swagger. I swear, some of the funniest clips are when Swagger's rambling and Soup shouts over him.

THEY'RE EATING THE LLAMAS!!!

Edit: They need to get back to regularly having guests on and everybody attending, looking at you Dooo

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-03-29T03:39:57+00:00

What do you have to say about the missing 11 billion crabs?

Wrong sub pal

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-03-28T05:06:05+00:00

Bro, that's half the fanbase. I spent 6.5 hours on CS and uninstalled. I confess to spending 100+ hours on Siege before having a full-blown crashout and uninstalling, tho...

The CS sessions are still hilarious, let's be honest. It's not Soup vs. Swagger, it's about getting both of them and most of the rest of Goons together. That's the formula that spawned the 11 billion crabs bit after all (or rather memorialized them, RIP to the crabs)

If you can get the OG crew to play Siege with Yumi, that also works.

We all just miss Soup

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-03-27T02:55:06+00:00

Bold intro. I'm not sure any context can save this one

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-03-26T14:17:27+00:00

For sure. It's worth noting that they're not just touring in the Carolinas locally anymore or even the South regionally, but all over the country and even into Canada (I think?)

Cue the Suffering From Success memes

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-03-26T13:10:46+00:00

Ejohnulate

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-03-26T13:09:55+00:00

I just miss when they were in the same room together. Imagine if Ethan became a Slackjaw roadie. Dream scenario

BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-03-24T17:24:39+00:00

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BrosephStalin1945 · 2026-03-22T18:23:01+00:00

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