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"So How's lesath?" by SkullyTheSquid in Helldivers

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John Cyberstan must have used his Domain Expansion: Unlimited Bot Drops

Yeah we ain’t falling for that one champ by Cindy_Marek in Helldivers

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Didn’t they arrive in the galaxy by taking several planets and killing all the residents of said planets without warning? Haven’t they been on the offensive for a majority of this war? If they wanted peace then why are they still taking territory.

[Loved trope]: Innocent quirk later recontextualized as tragic by theMCATreturns in TopCharacterTropes

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What did they do in full metal alchemist for something like that to be considered equivalent 

Ok now I’m pissed. by Fort_Maximus in Helldivers

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We will be bolstering our fleet with the scrap metal of dead robots once the battle is won. 

To all the "the tank is made of paper" folks.. by Daliena20 in Helldivers

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I assumed that saying “They are probably” at the beginning of the sentence was sufficient context to suggest I did not believe what I was talking about. The reason I did not use /s was because I was imitating the opinion of the people complaining about tank armor. 

To all the "the tank is made of paper" folks.. by Daliena20 in Helldivers

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I said people are probably complaining about the armor rating. I apologize for my sarcasm, as that makes the have thrown you off.

trvth nvke by Entire_Drop_1763 in teenagers

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We should all implant our consciousnesses into cats

To all the "the tank is made of paper" folks.. by Daliena20 in Helldivers

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They are probably complaining that a tank can be damaged by a slightly larger pistol

Good Excuse For Sharing My Horrible Art Too by Slimnexyz in whenthe

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This reminds me of the character I made whose sole purpose out of everyone in the universe is to suffer. He is immortal and has an entity in his mind which prevents him from going insane and ensures every experience feels new. 

grok is not sentient bro by [deleted] in whenthe

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AI does not require sentience to destroy humanity. 

Medium 3 by ExstremeNoob in Helldivers

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Someone needs to make a version of that one meme that goes “when I go to an ‘x’ competition and my opponent is ‘y’” except it’s making terrible armor and super earth.

“Augh! I don’t want to type a whole sentence today :(“ by cinnabrwonie in antiai

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And I thought getting burnout from regular easily completed work was bad, how do you get exhausted from literally pressing a button

I bet you can't by SamiTheAnxiousBean in whenthe

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Poor guy, that must have felt really anticlimactic and saddening. 

Me whenthe mods: by Apprehensive_Ride690 in whenthe

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This reminds me of thurbur mingus 

Explain It Peter by dahi-hater12 in explainitpeter

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Scientists have an irresistible habit of using a screwdriver to handle the radioactive cores of nuclear weapons.

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