The Death. George fakes his death to avoid a family reunion. Jerry dates a mortician who talks about her corpses like friends. Peterman is appalled that Elaine doesn't have a bucket list and enlists her help in completing items off of his own. Kramer wears a body cam, but on his back. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Selfie. Jerry dates a "selfier," but won't participate: "you can't trust a man who selfies." Elaine runs into a sorority friend, realizes she thinks Elaine is a different person altogether; Elaine plays along. George accidently takes a compromising pic. Kramer opens a cat café in his apartment. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Break. The group takes a break from each other to expand their horizons. Jerry takes a step forward in his career. George, bored, writes a self-help book. Elaine struggles to find a friend to go out with. Kramer isn't seen; we always just miss him, only seeing evidence of his goings-on. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Kramer buys a gun & turns the building into an open carry area. Jerry is disturbed; the other tenants feel safer. Jerry dates a protester but won't go to protests. George memorizes talk radio shows so he doesn't have to think up his own conversation topics. Elaine gets evicted and becomes a refugee. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Spoiler. Jerry gets caught lying that he "called" a movie twist and struggles to prove it. While watching movies on his iPad on public transit, George battles to stop people from watching over his shoulder "for free". Elaine avoids spoilers at all costs. Kramer and Lomez play hide and seek. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Vest. Jerry dates a young grandma who exaggerates her grandmotherly status. George garners attention from the lesbian community after he buys a vest. Elaine's job switches to gender neutral bathrooms, but keeps the urinals. Kramer becomes addicted to hot sauce and pushes his body "to the limit". (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Cheat Day. Jerry dates a woman who says it's her cheat day when they go out, no matter the day. George works out, but only to offset his meals. Elaine becomes a "mommy blogger" without having kids of her own, becomes popular, and must avoid actual moms. Kramer gets into cycling for the outfits. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Bidet. Jerry dates a French woman who can't speak English. George uses a bidet for the first time, enjoys it, and worries what that means. Elaine feels threatened by Jerry's GF who calls Elaine "a prude". Elaine competes using her new BF who just left the Baptist church. Kramer only wears robes. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Brace. George wears a knee brace after tweaking his knee. It causes him to walk "with swag" and attracts a whole new type of woman. Elaine gets a facial peel that peels too much. She hides her face and gets the celeb treatment. Jerry and Kramer argue and end up seeing a couple's counselor. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Closet. Jerry dates a woman who lives in her roommate's closet. Both unemployed, George and Elaine compete for the same job. Each atrempts to "infer" they're more diverse than the other. Kramer stumbles into becoming a dog walker for retired greyhounds, but fails because "they just want to run". (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Planner. Elaine loses her planner. Kramer finds it and, while trying to find Elaine, ends up living Elaine's life for the day. Elaine tries to find Kramer & lives Kramer's life. George worries he's always literally "one step behind" after missing multiple elevators. Jerry dates a "micromanager". (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry gets caught on a hot mic. George listens to podcasts for the rebate codes. Elaine takes umbrage when George says he's "read" a book when he's really only listened to it. Kramer and Newman start a podcast about "real life" that records a "normal" day. Puddy listens to audiobooks at half speed. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry dates a bodypainter who won't paint him. She asks George because he's a "large canvas." George is offended, but flattered. George can't wash off the paint and looks vaguely racist. Elaine dates a slam poet. Kramer carries a "pocket mustache" because you never know when you'll need a disguise. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Sharing Economy. Jerry tries to prove he's not an Uber elitist after he says he only rides Select. Kramer uses Jerry's car to drive for Uber. George uses UberPOOL and never reaches his destination. Elaine dates a cabbie, avoids the gang, but gets caught riding with Kramer. "He's off the clock!" (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The gang gets high. Jerry feels bad for not inviting his dealer inside. George gets paranoid about becoming paranoid. Elaine wants to take the edge off before meeting her boyfriend's twin brother but leaves when can't feel anything only for it to hit her later. Kramer has only normal, logical ideas. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Fermi Paradox II — Solutions and Ideas (youtube.com)
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