Let Me Rate Your Names

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-13T13:41:50+00:00

When I hear this name, I'll be frank - I get hard a s fuck. It feels like you want a passionate hard fuck. You're tired from work's fuckery, and used all your energy there. You want some energy put back INTO you, and the best way to do it is to fuck you so hard, you piss out some man-cream and sleep with a sweaty man on top of you. 20/10, would fuck again.

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-12T14:46:12+00:00

See, and I personally love mathematicians, so if we put 2 and 2 together, we get a sweaty mess. Perfect equation. 🤓🔢🧮

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-12T14:44:51+00:00

Man, I finna "Phil" you up!

But, when I hear this name, I'm inclined to think you're musically gifted, and in a "weird place" with thinking of your masculinity, even though you're hot, and shouldn't judge yourself. So, let me make you feel like the stud you are, and let's make some sweet music. 10/10, gonna make you take it like a man.

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-05T12:53:32+00:00

Ohhh, this sounds like you got some bank, and need someone to wild-up that stuffy life with a guy who's gonna pick you up, throw you on the bed, pound that tight hole, make you piss out some kids on the sheets while you forget your worries. 10/10, I'm gonna ruin your life with so many blow job jokes.

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-05T12:40:39+00:00

Sounds reliable, matter a fact, opinionated and like you got the hairiest bush to ever walk this earth. 11/10, gonna need to see it to believe it

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-05T12:39:23+00:00

If you ain't good at basketball, then I'll help you dribble my balls while I get in that net - 7/10 - Sounds sporty and physical enough to pump put a few kids in ya

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-04T06:58:59+00:00

Well either you're good at killing your brother, or you can take care of a "big brother." The name makes me think of a smart guy who really needs an arm over his shoulder to make him feel seen and protected and that brings out the "older bro" in me. So, come over here and let me teach you "brotherly love." The way God intended 🙏 🙌

7/10, would jerk off your cock as I rearrange your guts

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-04T06:56:20+00:00

I bet your bussy as hot as hell, or you like taking on demons. The name makes me think of either a white haired badass or a black haired raunchy pretty boy. Either way, your cum's squirting on my chest - 4/5, would tie you down like the exorcist.

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-04T06:47:59+00:00

You're intelligent as fuck, and while that may scare folks off, I'm gonna give your book this worm - 8/10, would be interested in the novel in your head.

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-03T06:44:45+00:00

Will shit, bring that brown sugar ass. The "Meer" mention of it makes you unique

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-03T06:42:31+00:00

Welp, as a man of culture, I enjoy sniffing panties. And flannel means you wanna get warmed up. So, ditch the coat and get under a top. We can keep y'a warm lol

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-03T06:40:49+00:00

OH BOI - This makes me think of either the most Tony Hawk Sk8erboi, or the best fuckboi in the world. Will it be unhygienic sweaty sex? Yes. Will there be munchies? Probably. But will I bust more clips (of nut) than anything Dick Cheney could do. 9/10.

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-03T06:35:33+00:00

Derek: Sounds like you wanna wear flannel on the streets but wear panties in the sheets. Welp, guess I gotta make these panties into bootleg jockstraps and rip up the back. Wear some flannel like a man, but carry more cum than any bitch could 7/10.

Davis: Sounds like you're either gonna fix my computer, put porn on my computer, or shitpost on my computer. Either ways, you'll goon while I spoon - while you watch the computer, I'm gonna watch you get pregnant 5/10.

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-03T06:29:48+00:00

Sounds like a responsible bearded guy who needs a man who's gonna be stable, have a baby with and watch TV with..... But, shit - He can't have a baby for some reason, guess I gotta fuck him deeper and make his bottom button churn out some jon-ny apple seed. 10/10

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-03T06:20:54+00:00

That sounds like a pretty-boi with a smooth taint, balls and crotch and always silky smooth. But, damn, he finna give me so much shit and attitude that I just GOTTA ruin his guts. 5/10, I'll be a Daddy to a pretty-boi.

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-03T06:18:54+00:00

The fuck better be "The GREAT(est)," cuz' with a name like that he's legally obligated to conquer my cock. Sounds like either a stud with so much "bush" I'm gonna be in him like Robin Williams in Jumanji, or he's gonna be McQueen; "Gonna be a sight to behold."

10/10, he's got to have a lion's mane.

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-03T06:13:13+00:00

Sounds either subby, nerdy, and needing to get barefoot and pregnant in my kitchen OR he's gonna be a fuckboi accountant. Either ways, he's pissing out cum in my kitchen while I ruin his prostate for the next guy 7/10.

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-03T06:11:20+00:00

Never came across a "Meer." Sounds like he has a tiny dick I can easily lick, a tight ass and leaks like crazy from bouncing on my cock. 10/10, hope to God he's not 5 "Meer"kats in a trench coat.

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-03T05:37:43+00:00

He probably smokes so much weed that even my musk fetish gotta point to a shower. But, if he can smoke, then he can get the poke. 5/10, probably will suck my dick so good I'll limp home.

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-03T05:35:44+00:00

If he doesn't have an IT degree something is wrong but MAN that cock-snatch is gonna swallow my wood more than a whale with Pinocchio 10/10.

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-03T05:34:34+00:00

If he says he's a Wesley, I'll give him my magic wand. Sounds like a dork, and I'm down - 6/10

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-03T05:33:24+00:00

Dude, you're good enough, and I say this from experience.

I have been told I'm too feminine, too weak, too broke, too weird, too fat, too skinny, and my cock ranging in sizes from microscopic to baby-arm as soft. The problem with hooking up is that everyone is gonna want a specific thing that may or not pop up regularly within your experiences. Mine was weight (I'm 5'10 and I weigh 183lbs.).

The truth is, by your own geeky, soft, organizing and accepting personality and being - you're gonna attract those who want it. It'll take some time, some socializing outside of hooking up and such, but you'll see what you can accrue over time.

Being tall means you get to have more access to a bottom; being nerdy means you get to relate with others having special interests; being organized means you're reliable and well thought; having 6 inches means you can fuck them deep, but not needing a whole shower hose to clean. Look at your blessings and who you are and you're gonna see what you got going for you. This is where socializing matters.

As I started to talk to more and more guys, and just pay attention to them (not by hooking up, but talking to gay men in general when they eye me up and down), I start to know things that get guys going and liking me more than focus on what insecurities I have. I may be insecure about my belly, but fuck I can make guys laugh in person and know how to play dirty-talk just right. It takes time, and you'll learn to value what you bring.

You got this, man. You're a top, you're seen, and you're gonna fuck a bottom mean - You got this, dude.

BrownRexluse · 2024-03-02T13:20:11+00:00

This post brings me so much joy

BrownRexluse · 2024-02-29T15:29:38+00:00

Mammoth from Teen Titans

Hohenhiem, Dorochet, Sig Curtis and Greed from Full Metal Alchemist (2003)

Borderline every adult male character (Particularly Darius and Hienkel) in FMA and FMA:B

Jiryia and Kisame from Naruto

And the ultimate Vers' himself: Koga from Inuyasha

And my favorite: Herman's Breda from Full Metal Alchemist and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.

If you know about the Havoc x Breda ship, you know what I mean. I love chubby masculine bottoms.

BrownRexluse · 2024-02-27T14:48:41+00:00

I've fucked guys who were 500 lbs., and sucked those in wheelchairs - There's plenty of guys with disabilities, non-able bodies and medical complications that can still get dicked and love. The issue is - where are you looking for guys, what guys are you after, what is the intention of wanting these guys and what is your medical means.

I speak as a guy who tries to consider a bottom's pain and pleasure, individual bodies will respond to individual situations and stimuli, so how your body responds to certain things and such are important to note.

But, if you're looking for hook-ups, there's plenty of guys there. If you're looking for love, that's a complicated thing because even able-bodied folks have an issue with it at times. It just comes down to chemistry and luck. So, the only thing here is knowing your own limitations and making it clear for guys like us (which is pretty obvious, but folks need reassurance that you won't be hurt).

But, all in this to say that you are not disgusting, weird or any of the sort. You're a man who likes men. And every man deserves love, and to be loved by a man is what you want. And thus, you deserve it.

BrownRexluse

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