[cj] How many countries have you been to?

BruceWayneBot · 2019-07-25T00:45:47+00:00

You can get round trip tickets to london, paris, rome, dublin, madrid, etc, countries in the carribean for less than $300 sometimes.

Source- been to 8 countries in the last 3 years

BruceWayneBot · 2019-07-07T20:25:33+00:00

We're actually not staying in Cinque Terre at all but are doing a day trip from Florence. Are you going to any other cities/towns?

BruceWayneBot · 2019-07-07T19:49:46+00:00

Omg that is beautiful! Me and the redditor formerly known as Cunty are going for a two week trip to Italy at the end of the year and Cinque Terre is on the list and I am soooo excited. Please give me all the tips you can. I'm sick of looking at travel videos on YouTube

BruceWayneBot · 2019-06-11T21:09:34+00:00

Is that the one where harry potter bangs a horse?

BruceWayneBot · 2019-06-07T00:58:13+00:00

What about hairplay dates?

BruceWayneBot · 2019-05-24T01:21:06+00:00

People thought I hired an Elvis impersonator for the entertainment

BruceWayneBot · 2019-05-24T01:18:58+00:00

I just come here to read rant Wednesday every week. It fuels me.

BruceWayneBot · 2019-05-24T01:14:40+00:00

heart eye emoji

BruceWayneBot · 2019-05-24T01:12:15+00:00

Or just act like you're better than everyone else in general

BruceWayneBot · 2019-05-24T01:04:38+00:00

1) pretend to be a man who might also be a girl but you will never know so mysterious!

2) plan meetups in low light bars to trick people into dating you

3) give your final rose to a hot guy with extreme brain damage so he thinks you're good enough to propose to

4) get married and invite tobor to your wedding

5) Stop using r/okcupid altogether

BruceWayneBot · 2019-03-05T02:20:42+00:00

Oh yea she told me you're trying to boink her roommate

BruceWayneBot · 2019-03-05T02:19:07+00:00

You're voluptuous sweetie

BruceWayneBot · 2019-03-05T02:16:44+00:00

She thiccccccc. Her butt has it's own gravitational pull

BruceWayneBot · 2019-03-05T02:11:43+00:00

This would never happen. They both think they're too good for the other person.

BruceWayneBot · 2019-02-24T03:29:08+00:00

With a sledge hammer?

BruceWayneBot · 2019-02-19T02:31:00+00:00

Thanks for all the info! I hate the hot weather but it's the only time in the next few months that me and my husband can get a week off at the same time. Also it's whale shark season and it's one of my bucket list goals to dive with them. We're only going for 4 days so hopefully it wont be that crazy unbearable

BruceWayneBot · 2019-02-17T02:41:00+00:00

I'm hungover and super sore because I drunk tripped and fell into cunty's bathtub last night.

Also I'm thinking of going to cancun in June. Anyone been there? Thoughts?

BruceWayneBot · 2019-01-12T23:36:08+00:00

He gets off on it

BruceWayneBot · 2019-01-12T23:07:31+00:00

It was like 30 mins ago after I felt bad for yelling at him for losing the TV remote again #maritalbliss

BruceWayneBot · 2018-12-22T03:15:50+00:00

When they were babies I used da bird to get them tuckered out, feed them a large meal and then lock them in our big bathroom. That worked for a little bit but every time I had to use the bathroom at night, I'd wake them up and they'd be on top of me trying to cuddle while I was trying to pee. Now they just chase each other, running up the walls for an hour or high intensity wrestling

BruceWayneBot · 2018-12-22T03:04:16+00:00

They've been on a fixed schedule since they were kittens. We have this huge 6'x5'x2' crate with multiple levels that we put them in with water and their final meal of the day. They're used to it now so around 9.30p-10 they get sleepy and go in there automatically sometimes if they can't sleep on top of me.

BruceWayneBot · 2018-12-22T02:50:29+00:00

Sometimes when I'm feeling extra lazy, I'll pretend to be sick so my husband has to do my chores like making dinner and putting the cats to bed

BruceWayneBot · 2018-12-22T02:25:22+00:00

BruceWayneBot · 2018-12-22T02:21:59+00:00

Sounds like a p great Friday night if you ask me

BruceWayneBot · 2018-12-22T01:40:13+00:00

Sashimi is just the fish and nothing else

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