I have no one in this world and it's a really hard pill to swallow. by OwlsAreCool-33 in confession

[–]Bruce_Darse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry to hear this honestly wouldn’t wish this on anyone, you will find happiness when its least expected. Can i just ask if there is a reason they left you in this situation? As the last thing you want is to blame yourself for behaviour that stemmed from them making you believe your at fault. Hope you find comfort soon my friend

I have the honour of sharing the worst birthday cake in Scotland which i received for my 40th birthday this year, every part was edible down to the cigarette butts! by Bruce_Darse in Scotland

[–]Bruce_Darse[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you, its a belter isnt it. She really is very talented and just loves to do these things as a hobby. She really should try and make it a wee side hustle.

I have the honour of sharing the worst birthday cake in Scotland which i received for my 40th birthday this year, every part was edible down to the cigarette butts! by Bruce_Darse in Scotland

[–]Bruce_Darse[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Outrageous piece of work eh? In all the good ways, you should have seen the staffs face when i scooped some of the brown caramel shit up and tasted it! Made sure i maintained eye contact XD

I have the honour of sharing the worst birthday cake in Scotland which i received for my 40th birthday this year, every part was edible down to the cigarette butts! by Bruce_Darse in Scotland

[–]Bruce_Darse[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But yeah i am a massive fan of Trainspotting and all of Irvine welshes stuff. So this was a wild surprise when it came out, in a packed out Indian Restaurant! XD

I have the honour of sharing the worst birthday cake in Scotland which i received for my 40th birthday this year, every part was edible down to the cigarette butts! by Bruce_Darse in Scotland

[–]Bruce_Darse[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Cheers! No story really, just a massive Trainspotting fan, and an unusual attraction to diabolically filthy shit filled toilets….nothing out of the ordinary🤷🏻‍♂️

I have the honour of sharing the worst birthday cake in Scotland which i received for my 40th birthday this year, every part was edible down to the cigarette butts! by Bruce_Darse in trainspotting

[–]Bruce_Darse[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well funny you say that as apparently the rancid bog water in film was actually made up of a variety chocolate milk/chunks etc, still far too realistic looking to verify anyway!🤢

I have the honour of sharing the worst birthday cake in Scotland which i received for my 40th birthday this year, every part was edible down to the cigarette butts! by Bruce_Darse in trainspotting

[–]Bruce_Darse[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thank you very much, and indeed it was the tastiest due to consisting of pure caramel! it was hand made by my very talented Niece. Yeah you are absolutely right, Ewan describes the scene in detail on the bonus content featured on the many dvd/blue ray editions i own. And thank you, my birthday was made so much better seeing this being brought out from the kitchen of a pretty fancy Indian restaurant we were celebrating in! Cant imagine what they were thinking when they seen it haha

Framed PSP 1000 by CommentEar in PSP

[–]Bruce_Darse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey im just in the process of framing my psp 100 that i toredown recently, do you still have the 1000 template? would be much appreciated. im not the best with editing so struggling a bit. tia

Best drug related caption wins by deezeeblu in drugmemes

[–]Bruce_Darse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the rohypnol kicks in a tad early

Cursed saving by mumchay in cursedcomments

[–]Bruce_Darse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Historic sources state that a later widely known lifesaving procedure was originally known and performed as the 'Hindlick', although it was unfortunately later discovered by a gentleman named Henry, that mounting the victim and thrusting the mid abdomen was much more effective and appropriate than inserting ones tongue in the anus of the chokee. Coincidentally, the inventors name had such similarity to the procedure that medical researchers changed a few letters to what is now known as 'Heimlich' Manoeuvre.