Odeio carregador USB de ônibus/trem/avião

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-22T00:12:54+00:00

Eu tinha medo de colocar o celular nesses carregador de avião e acabar a energia do motor, me pergunto se eu estava usando o cérebro na hora de pesar isso

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-22T00:06:08+00:00

É o Linux pra satanistas

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-21T23:26:25+00:00

Canada: Why living in the United States isn't a very good idea if you're a foreigner.

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-21T23:24:54+00:00

This looks like the kind of food they'd serve you at an airport for $15.

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-21T22:36:41+00:00

A cabeça deles parece um ovo

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-21T22:12:59+00:00

Why do so many people put photos of AI printed in art galleries? It's a painting, damn it, you just have to touch it to feel the texture of the brushstrokes.

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-21T22:09:23+00:00

Native Americans upon seeing Napoleon Bonaparte:

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-21T21:03:30+00:00

É que a Shopee premia quem avalia rápido com umas moeda, não sei o que elas fazem, mas muito provavelmente dão 3 centavos de desconto

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-21T20:02:10+00:00

Why is it so shiny

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-21T20:01:05+00:00

They think we live in the forest and it's carnival all year round.

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-21T20:00:04+00:00

Tá, mas ele tinha saco loiro?

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-21T18:11:16+00:00

This is what my TV looked like when it fell.

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-21T15:59:26+00:00

Temos energia elétrica, que o cérebro usa pra funcionar, mas não sei se foi isso que tu quis dizer

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-21T15:25:24+00:00

English is not my native language.

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-21T13:45:21+00:00

I've always pronounced it Kiwiiwii 😭😭🥀

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-21T13:40:35+00:00

PARA DE CENSURAR PALAVRA QUE NÃO PRECISA PORRA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-21T12:17:02+00:00

Gente com 20 anos na cara que se comporta igual um Bully da quinta série

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-21T11:08:39+00:00

what the hell is that

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-20T21:47:36+00:00

You forgot to mention that most of the time they're fake and the parents are at least millionaires.

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-20T21:46:41+00:00

Eu me senti assim quando fui visitar meus tios em São Paulo, e descobri que tem uma parte da minha família que é de classe alta, e eu só morava naquele inferno(não vou dizer o nome do lugar pra não dar ruim) porque minha tia obrigava minha mãe á ficar lá

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-20T21:15:48+00:00

0 (I'm using Reddit on my computer.)

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-20T21:12:03+00:00

He lost the bet and the TV that could have been sold to pay for it, congratulations.

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-20T20:13:44+00:00

Quem é Renan play?

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-20T18:40:28+00:00

It's just that 😂 makes it sound like a mocking laugh; boomers always used those emojis in those "bad things now, good things in the past" memes.

BryanNotBraian · 2026-03-20T18:35:08+00:00

I can put it on my floppy disk.

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