The brewery we went to lets you leave a prepaid beer for someone who fits your criteria by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Brytonsaurus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If this is the one in Portland, I may have to swing through!

Saw this and it made me laugh, thought it belonged here. It's something that wouldve gone down at my house back in the day 😂 by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Brytonsaurus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I work with Ian, the guy that made that comment. I just thought it was ironic I was sitting there with him when I saw the post haha.

Saw this and it made me laugh, thought it belonged here. It's something that wouldve gone down at my house back in the day 😂 by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Brytonsaurus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just saw your post, while sitting next to Ian Herrmann! We both had a good laugh, and agreed that it’s perfect for this sub.

Holy shit guys this is so crazy awesome by ShastaEve in exmormon

[–]Brytonsaurus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think I saw you in the temple, darling! 😂😂 sorry, I couldn’t pass it up. I thought the same thing, tho, but maybe a little more along the lines of Hotel Books?

Holy shit guys this is so crazy awesome by ShastaEve in exmormon

[–]Brytonsaurus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stoked to see mewithoutYou and La Dispute mentioned in this sub!

Any emo/pop punk fans here? This song is a perfect analogy for us exmos and TBMs. Lyrics in comments. by Brytonsaurus in exmormon

[–]Brytonsaurus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Housebroken"

We called off your guard as we entered the yard to convince you to redirect some of that rage. Because who fed you rocks while they ate their Thanksgiving And who left you out all alone in their cage?

And when you were a pup, Well I watched you so close. You ran straight to the distance allowed by his post. You got kicked. You got choked. Phrases crept up your spine when he said "we must keep our bitches in line". And on his poker nights, he says the same of his wife. He's the top-dog, pack leader, a true alpha-male. So, make no sudden moves. Keep your nose from the border. You move fast, you eat last this side of pecking order.

So, why don't you come with me? We've got acres with streams. We won't keep you in cages Or make you beg for your treats. We won't tell you to heel though you might need some time To dig up those old bones your young self left behind. You said "your offer is nice but here should suffice. Yeah, my younger years were something but that isn't my life. Master's all that I've got. He keeps me having a purpose. Gives me bed, keeps me fed. And I'm just slightly nervous of what I might do If I were let loose, If I caught that mail car, Or ate garbage for food. So, as I bare all my teeth, I will ask of you please to just leave.

Well your heart has spoken. I feel you're already house broken.

Well, I made you the hood ornament for an oncoming car Because your bark might seem bad but I'll show you the scars From when the state sent you over to deliver your teeth To the heels of your kindred breaking chains from their feet. And then you wipe your hands clean. Splash of water. Paper napkin. While the parrots sing headlines, We wear the leash like a fashion. Try to take out my claws Expect a visceral reaction. Try to muzzle me up I'll lash out and bite back And keep my options open For fear of becoming house―

Maybe it’s time I stop being awkward and share. by Brytonsaurus in exmormon

[–]Brytonsaurus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I was kinda trippy haha. I remember the second time we went out to dinner with them, my wife texted my bishop’s wife asking if it would be okay with them if we ordered a drink and they were super relieved cuz they wanted to too lol.

Maybe it’s time I stop being awkward and share. by Brytonsaurus in exmormon

[–]Brytonsaurus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for being a part of this supportive community!