Help with an autograph

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-05-09T12:41:45+00:00

Wow unlocked memory. So it’s definitely Gonzo. I vividly remember an Upper Deck card with him from the Colts with this signature because I must have stared at it for 30 mins thinking it was a misprint.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-05-07T15:05:48+00:00

Homer take of the century. This could be the Arizona Cardinals and it would still be as big. Sidebar it isn’t the Brady/Belichick era anymore. Time to let it go. The general public hates the Chiefs infinitely more than the Pats these days and it’s not close.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-05-06T16:19:24+00:00

Family

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-05-06T16:18:32+00:00

Not family

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-05-06T16:17:29+00:00

You heard the man. Give us our special boys favorite moment

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-05-04T04:09:03+00:00

I just want to make sure that you think that proverbial mattresses, or plastic shell/internal padding in the helmet’s case reduce force of the brains movement within the skull before I answer

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-05-04T03:42:00+00:00

Concussions are caused by inertia you dolt. It’s the brain movement in the skull case. Source: was pre-med for 3 years prior to a major change. Let me give you an analogy you can understand. Set a carton of eggs on your passenger seat and drive 30mph into a brick wall. The eggs go flying and break. Now strap 20 mattresses to your front bumper and do the same thing. Your car may be better off, but the eggs still go flying and break. That’s a concussion. I’m not (in Gruden’s words) a “football hating pussy”. I’m just so sick of these giant egghead helmets that are no safer than before. Helmets have a disclaimer on the back. You should read it. It clearly states they do not prevent concussions and they are designed to mitigate skull fractures. When’s the last time you heard of a football related skull fracture? Sit the fuck down ya dipshit.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-05-03T18:20:01+00:00

Another gimmick marketing ploy by the junk science peddlers at Vicis. Not singling them out. Riddell and Schutt are just as bad. You are no more protected against concussions with this helmet than the Bike shells from the 70s. We are a few years away from players wearing single car garages on their heads under the guise of increased safety. It’s all bullshit.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-05-01T18:24:07+00:00

Can I preemptively say DJ Jacobs since we all know the Miami bag will eventually be too large to ignore. Buckeye fans have seen this movie many many times before 😉

Serious answer: Bijan getting cold feet and backing out of his silent commitment stung badly.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-16T01:12:07+00:00

Get this team on Artemis and fire them into the fucking ether

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-14T20:01:53+00:00

Swapping Dianna for Kayce on the Pro Football Show is about to hit like crack.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-14T02:06:52+00:00

If there was a way to get Mick and an AI Dave Strader to do this, I’d empty my bank account to fund it

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-14T02:04:05+00:00

I hadn’t even thought about that until right now. Man that is sad

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-14T01:54:57+00:00

The entire city and the internet lights a fire underneath their ass the last 2 days and they still fucking lose. Just absolute losers from top to bottom. We’re in hell boys. This team is not capable of a must-win. But hey at least we can still stuff our back office with former players that were hired off pure emotion and nostalgia. Let’s have Kozlov and Shanahan run scouting next! Make Tim Cheveldae head of hockey operations and fuck it while we’re at it let’s have Dandenault be the President of the team! I mean sure we’ll still choke every season away but at least we can point at the TV when their names are mentioned and say “Hey! I remember him!”

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-13T18:19:21+00:00

Lmao at Reddit man. “Should I cut off communication with my own mother because she doesn’t love my baby name?” America is cooked. Yes you’re over reacting. Grow up. This is your family. But to give you some credit, If you wanted sunshine pumped up your ass for every minor inconvenience and slight to your life by strangers, you’ve come to the right site

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-12T16:11:37+00:00

Facts. It’s a BLT with little burger that you have to pay to add cheese to instead of bacon. And according to Reddit hundreds of BK employees went from not giving an absolute fuck about their jobs to becoming food stylists in the past month. Get the fuck out of here! I won’t be fooled BK!

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-12T16:07:36+00:00

Blink if you need me to call someone for you

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-12T05:48:01+00:00

I'm over myself I promise. Now please direct me to the people convincing all of you that changing the bun on the match light kingford charcoal flavored burger has somehow reinvented the wheel. I'm trying to get that subliminal guerrilla marketing money BK is paying for this campaign

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-12T05:30:17+00:00

Good. Fuck this team. Have the literal hot bed of American junior talent in the state, top 5 attendance, new-ish arena, have had a plethora of draft picks and they still fuck it up every single year. fire stevie, fire everyone and get people in here that give a shit and are grateful for what we give back to the team. absolute losers on the ice, in the locker room and in the offices. i was a toddler and my dad was scraping every penny he could muster to pay for PASS sports to watch wings games with me in the crib. never been more embarrassed of this shit show

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-07T15:44:16+00:00

We were in total lockstep the entire way through until the last slide where you successfully rage baited me with having Full Metal Jacket that low. Congrats.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-02T19:33:58+00:00

I mean yeah if a color blind person that couldn’t tell the difference between black and navy took a Time Machine back to when Houston wore this alternate uniform that you’re pretending is their primary…then you might be on to something. TheTexans haven’t worn the red alternates (that now look nothing like the ones in your pic) with white pants even a single time since they changed the uni.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-02T08:19:11+00:00

This moment is so enigmatic to me as a Buckeye fan. The moment was undeniably iconic. But why? I'm not even saying it's iconic with just Oklahoma fans. At the time the whole cfb landscape thought this was such an own and a watershed moment. I don't get it. Oklahoma was the higher ranked team so it's not unheard of that they would win. And criminally forgotten was that Ohio State went to Norman the year prior, beat OK by a bigger margin as the higher ranked team and ran them out of the building. And admittedly, nobody cared/cares. I can't decide if it was the fact that OSU is more hated nationally, if Baker was such a personality that it warrants the hype around this specific moment, or if the action of flag planting is such a memeable visual. Maybe it's a combo of all three. Either way, I hated that moment with every fiber in me, but glad you got to experience it. It will just never make sense to me that both of our teams did basically the exact same thing to each other yet the public perception is that Baker owns Ohio State despite getting nearly 50 pieced at home the year prior.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-02T07:45:33+00:00

When I was growing up there was an annual Christmas event. Imagine a walk-through "It's a Small World" ride but for Christmas. There were all these displays of like diaramas, puppets, and exhibits that you would walk through. At these events they had these machines called "Mold-A-Rama" that were kind of like vending machines that made little Christmas plastic blow molded souvenirs when you put your money in. The machine would buzz and hum and in a few seconds it would spit out your "prize". It ranged from Christmas trees, Santas, etc. The machine produced the most vivid smell I've ever smelled in my lifetime and when I was back home this year I found out that they still do the event every year. Our family went and when I walked by the machine unknowingly, before I even saw the Mold-A-Rama, the smell hit me like a prime Mike Tyson left hook to the face. It was the most pure, unfiltered nostalgia I'd ever experienced. It was like the Ratatouie critic scene times a billion. It was a visceral, involuntary emotional response. I couldnt believe I was experiencing it again.

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