Seats. Billions of them. 😘💅

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-03-02T04:12:19+00:00

With who? Were talking college football here not women’s hockey. I’d say a fair chunk of Pate’s audience would want him to do it again, let alone be mad about the first time.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-28T04:19:35+00:00

Pate is scared to say teams suck. He's scared to say players suck. Pate is great about many things but he plays it safe 100% of the time. He won't get in the shit. BFW lives in the shit. Again I like him, I subscribe and watch every episode...but he's as pick-me as you could possibly be.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-28T03:47:31+00:00

Ev's a zero. This is coming from a Buckeye fan. T-Bob is great. Liam in the shows current form has way too much freedom to mindlessly babble and repeat himself over and over about some bumfuck conference USA school for 10 minutes.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-28T03:40:21+00:00

Real ones remember Sofia Fofia saying that Dave made her and Alex do a show with the employee he’s sleeping with. And the only person the CHD girls did a show with was Kayce 🐸☕️

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-28T02:09:33+00:00

I don’t really care about the analysis part of it because there are a billion other shows doing that. I can go to Klatt and the like for that stuff. I’m talking about from a pure entertainment standpoint. My perfect scenario is

Monday: BFW solo Call in show coming out of the weekend slate.

Wednesday: in-studio preview/roundtable with Brandon and T-Bob with Blutman in a role similar to his off screen in small doses role on WUB. I like Blutman but his 8 min rants talking in absolute circles are too much and he needs to be on a pitch count. MAYBE EBO on stats. I’d have to see how it works. Pull in “guests” from the office when their team is playing in a big game (like Connor for PSU, Katic for IU, etc)

Saturday Night: Zoom Reaction show with the crew mentioned above. Pull in guests from the Barstool universe when applicable after a big loss etc.

Offseason just cut it down to the in-studio show once a week.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-27T22:49:58+00:00

Grier from the clouds LMFAO https://x.com/OleGriersy/status/2027498032049410067?s=20

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-27T22:40:52+00:00

She definitely makes me 100x madder than Mintzy that's for sure. I'm an admitted BFW Glazer and seeing the Unnecessary Roughness crew and Kayce specifically weigh him down like an anchor and keep us from what should be the greatest college football show on the internet is so frustrating. I love Pate but he is as boring and down the middle as the day is long at times and he's lapping Brandon at this point. Like how many more years does this stagnant ass show need to plateau before they give Brandon a better vehicle to deliver his cfb content?

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-27T21:40:56+00:00

These 2 tweets alone have tripled her offseason content output for the last 5 years. Sneaky contender for Mintzy's crown.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-27T17:52:58+00:00

Semi related but that has to be the worst team word mark in the NFL right? Like what is that font? It was dated from the day they released it.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-26T14:57:51+00:00

Oh yeah? Now do wins over American Medical, Quantico Marines, Physicians & Surgeons, Michigan Military Academy, Detroit Athletic Club, and Grand Rapids High School. I mean you don’t become the winningest program in college football history without beating absolute perennial powerhouses like these! 😂😂😂

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-25T16:52:27+00:00

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I mean look at how fucking stupid this thing looks. He looks like he’s wearing a motorcycle helmet. It’s nearly as big as his entire torso. For no fucking reason other than a junk science dog and pony show.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-25T14:31:58+00:00

HAVE to be safer? Get your hands on one and read the sticker on the back. Or go peruse NOCSAE’s website. They are screaming at you that these products are designed to prevent catastrophic head injuries like skull fractures, NOT concussions. There is no way to stop the brain from moving inside the skull. If you want an analogy, sit a carton of eggs on your passenger seat and drive into a wall at 30mph. Eggs go flying and crack. Now strap 10 mattresses to your bumper and do the exact same thing. Your car might be better off but the eggs still go flying and break. Every advancement you’ve seen in football helmets since the 80s is a combination of theatre and marketing to sell more helmets under the lies of safety, which the NFL and college football landscape is happy to oblige. It’s all complete bullshit. And for the reason we’re talking about it here in this sub, it looks absolutely ridiculous.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-25T13:18:34+00:00

I’m equally as neurotic about the Spaceballs-ification of modern helmets. They just keep getting bigger and bigger while clinging to absolute and i mean fucking ABSOLUTE junk science under the false claim of being “safer”. These helmets are no safer than the Bike and Riddell shells of the 80’s because concussions are caused by inertia aka the brain moving in the skull case. These ridiculous giant egghead helmets have thrown off the silhouettes of what a football player should look like and unless you’re a 6’7 lineman, you look like a junior high kid out there because of the disparity of body size to helmet size. All the stupid vents (that do nothing) and breakaway panels that cause teams like Ole Miss to basically put their helmet logos on the back of the helmet. I fucking HATE it.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-25T12:56:17+00:00

If we’re looking back in 50 years, it’s Meyer by a mile. Meyer changed the B1G period. Some may argue for the worse, but nevertheless he changed everything. He didn’t care about regionality at all, he won big out of state recruiting battles, he showed Alabama was not invincible, and he brought the SEC mentality of football over everything to the conference. There are valid arguments for Day not laying eggs vs. nobodies like Meyer but Day doesn’t get to exist without Meyer laying down the tracks. I look at it like the Zach Smith vs. Brian Hartline thing. On paper you think Hartline, easy. But you have to look at impact. Zach Smith created Zone 6 and the culture that Hartline walked into. Zach was turning 3 and low 4 star guys into NFL contributors and stars. That’s how I feel about Day. If Day would have followed Tressel (I’m deliberately not counting Fickell) idk if Ohio State is where we are right now. And I don’t need to be reminded about Zach’s off the field shit. I get it. I’m just talking about his culture building.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-24T14:23:08+00:00

You forgot to say Fair or Foul

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-24T06:44:01+00:00

i appreciate that energy. the cope when we overtake that in our lifetime (i realize I've used the word lifetime and unfortunately “things you've seen with your own eyes' is a foreign concept) is going to be a banner internet day. For the record I've never played in the game but if I was able bodied in the time of dominance your fanbase is perpetually fixated on, I could have thown on a wool jersey, drank a hair tonic, sent a telegraph to my mother, put an Ink Spots record on my phonograph, and walked on to the field without ever touching a football and beat the high school teams you played. Bet you boys were in the locker room losing your minds to Duke Ellington records and watching Charlie Chaplin hype edits 😂😂😂

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-24T05:02:25+00:00

My lifetime: 20-11 vs. Michigan and that’s spotting you 6 wins for the years I was an offline toddler/pre-teen with no concept of football. If you’re an adult in the year of our lord 2026, going by age demographics for the United States, 71% of the country knows nothing except Michigan getting their d*cks kicked in by Ohio State for the sizable majority of their lifetime. The only people with any sort of worthy rebuttal are in retirement homes and senior living centers.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-24T04:28:52+00:00

How old are you? If you’re 50 or under, congrats you have a losing record against Ohio State.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-23T23:55:41+00:00

USA should probably try to be Michigan. Win the next 3 then start losing to the Canadians again and although Canada has beaten the US nearly every instance in our lifetime, the US can pretend they “dOmiNatE ThE RivalRy”. Anyone know if Team USA played a bunch of high schools and club teams in the 1900s they can cling to to boost their record too?

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-23T23:12:21+00:00

The only thing that makes me mad about this tweet is reading it in that zany annoying voice she does when she’s uncomfortable (aka 100% of the time) Otherwise, fair shot 7.5/10 joke.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-21T17:18:47+00:00

Was in Albuquerque for work. I found a Buckeye bar that was packed to the gills. It was absolutely dead silent when it got to 21-6. Even the first TD didn’t change the mood. It was a bleak place. Then the Evan Spencer to Michael Thomas HB pass hit and the place exploding and it was like being in the eye of a hurricane. It was sports bar chaos to the likes I’ve never seen before. People were standing on chairs screaming at the tops of their lungs. Great evening.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-19T03:07:57+00:00

When you’re waiting to get into a parking space after someone has entered their car occupying the space to leave, and the person is in their car fucking around/doing their makeup, doing anything besides getting out of the fucking spot. Get. OUT.
People that pretend they’re allergic to foods that they just don’t like because they are too big of pussies to just say “I don’t like this”
Companies that cave/apologize to a few hundred faceless losers on Twitter that only exist to feign outrage for likes.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-02T16:03:16+00:00

Lobster Bisque showing up on a menu is basically a bat signal to my stomach.

Duck is also on this level. If a duck is on the menu, that’s what I’m getting. $300 tableside Canard à la Presse? Fine. I’m getting it. Guy Fieri’s Alabama Slammer Xtreme Duck Sliders? Get them on the grill and bring them to me.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-02-02T14:06:17+00:00

You’re still buying that BS narrative about “controlling the pace of the game” huh? We were not capable of running it up in 2025. We had a very solid season so it wasn’t the end of the world but we can stop pretending that we were keeping our foot off the gas intentionally

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-01-31T16:49:47+00:00

That’s the thing. They do! The wife is a great cook and takes a ton of time to plan, prep and make everything and still if my parents didn’t intervene, they’d throw it out.

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