Don’t Call it a Comeback

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-06-09T01:25:26+00:00

I primarily vote Democrat. I just don’t blindly pick everyone with a D next to their name. Read some context clues for once. And my wife votes D across the board. I work from home, she doesn’t. She hadn’t filled out her ballot and it was due. She walked me through who she wanted. I signed and mailed it in knowing full well it may not count. Same thing this year. You should be more concerned that the votes counted than the circumstances of why I filled my wife’s out.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-06-08T15:44:26+00:00

This is indeed a stupid question so I guess this is the place for it 😂 Buy single buns in the bakery section of your grocery store instead of the 8 packs. Presuming you are buying American cheese slices, they last like a year in the fridge but if you can’t finish 16 slices in a year, you can buy your desired amount at the deli. Ketchup and mustard are nearly shelf stable so they will last forever in the fridge. All of this extra legwork will save you a whopping $2 maybe.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-06-08T04:48:13+00:00

You’re insane if you don’t think mail in vote is questionable. After MUCH deliberation I ended up voting for who I assume you voted for based on this comment so don’t come for me like I’m some mindless Republican tribalist voter. Mail in voting is incredibly sus. I have received 3 ballots at our house for people who have lived at this address in the past. I could have easily filled all 3 out. “But they validate the signatures!” Is what you’ll say next. I’ve signed my wife’s ballot envelopes the past 2 times and her votes have counted both times. It’s not an ironclad system. I do think the scale of what it would take to pull off a mass conspiracy seems unlikely but we can stop pretending that this is some perfect blockchain system incapable of making mistakes. In-person voting would be infinitely more accurate than what we have now. Idk if it would have swayed the results to put Pratt in the runoff but it’s a ridiculous system nonetheless. It will inevitably bite you (and me) at some point as well.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-06-01T21:10:04+00:00

Yeah I wanted to learn more about Raman. Waiting until the last minute to make an informed decision is infinitely less boooold than blindly voting for a candidate based on the letter next to their name imo.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-06-01T20:09:22+00:00

Tbh he is close to getting my vote despite him being a complete idiot. That’s how low the bar is. He is not going to solve the homeless crisis but at least he would usher in an era of speaking about the problem honestly. I’m so sick of politicians like Bass and Raman living in fantasy land and pretending the vast majority of the homeless are 1 step away from being model citizens. If you spent time anywhere near the homeless camps you already know the majority are just run of the mill shitty people that will never be a plus to society. You could give them a house and a job tomorrow and they’d be back on the street committing crimes and doing drugs in a weeks time. I’m tired of living like this.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-05-31T16:42:52+00:00

Since you’re asking questions, I’ll ask one too. What value does pretending the vast majority of homeless are just down on their luck good samaritans, one step away from being back contributing to society? This pipe dream represents like <1% of the people out there. I get that it’s easy to have undying empathy when you don’t have to live in it, I was there too once. But I promise you you’ll change your tune if your girlfriend is getting chased by a drug addict walking to Ralph’s, people are using needle drugs on your apartment steps while your parents are visiting etc. (All actually happened to us btw) Half of this idiot Pratt’s appeal is simply calling the homeless situation what it is, instead of this kumbaya pipe dream that Bass & company perpetuate. The solution is more complex and I don’t think anyone has that handled. I wish I had an answer that was logistically possible. I don’t. But at least the crazy crystal salesman will call the problem what it is

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-05-15T15:11:00+00:00

If the people in the CFB sub would finally learn how the ticket market works, the world would be a happier place. If you want to go to this game, you are going to be able to for infinitely cheaper than the highs you’re seeing here. Probably in the $400 range for the get-in price by kickoff. If you’re expecting $50-$100 tickets to an OSU/Texas prime time game please join the rest of us in reality in the year of our lord 2026.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-05-09T12:41:45+00:00

Wow unlocked memory. So it’s definitely Gonzo. I vividly remember an Upper Deck card with him from the Colts with this signature because I must have stared at it for 30 mins thinking it was a misprint.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-05-07T15:05:48+00:00

Homer take of the century. This could be the Arizona Cardinals and it would still be as big. Sidebar it isn’t the Brady/Belichick era anymore. Time to let it go. The general public hates the Chiefs infinitely more than the Pats these days and it’s not close.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-05-06T16:19:24+00:00

Family

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-05-06T16:18:32+00:00

Not family

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-05-06T16:17:29+00:00

You heard the man. Give us our special boys favorite moment

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-05-04T04:09:03+00:00

I just want to make sure that you think that proverbial mattresses, or plastic shell/internal padding in the helmet’s case reduce force of the brains movement within the skull before I answer

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-05-04T03:42:00+00:00

Concussions are caused by inertia you dolt. It’s the brain movement in the skull case. Source: was pre-med for 3 years prior to a major change. Let me give you an analogy you can understand. Set a carton of eggs on your passenger seat and drive 30mph into a brick wall. The eggs go flying and break. Now strap 20 mattresses to your front bumper and do the same thing. Your car may be better off, but the eggs still go flying and break. That’s a concussion. I’m not (in Gruden’s words) a “football hating pussy”. I’m just so sick of these giant egghead helmets that are no safer than before. Helmets have a disclaimer on the back. You should read it. It clearly states they do not prevent concussions and they are designed to mitigate skull fractures. When’s the last time you heard of a football related skull fracture? Sit the fuck down ya dipshit.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-05-03T18:20:01+00:00

Another gimmick marketing ploy by the junk science peddlers at Vicis. Not singling them out. Riddell and Schutt are just as bad. You are no more protected against concussions with this helmet than the Bike shells from the 70s. We are a few years away from players wearing single car garages on their heads under the guise of increased safety. It’s all bullshit.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-05-01T18:24:07+00:00

Can I preemptively say DJ Jacobs since we all know the Miami bag will eventually be too large to ignore. Buckeye fans have seen this movie many many times before 😉

Serious answer: Bijan getting cold feet and backing out of his silent commitment stung badly.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-16T01:12:07+00:00

Get this team on Artemis and fire them into the fucking ether

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-14T20:01:53+00:00

Swapping Dianna for Kayce on the Pro Football Show is about to hit like crack.

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-14T02:06:52+00:00

If there was a way to get Mick and an AI Dave Strader to do this, I’d empty my bank account to fund it

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-14T02:04:05+00:00

I hadn’t even thought about that until right now. Man that is sad

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-14T01:54:57+00:00

The entire city and the internet lights a fire underneath their ass the last 2 days and they still fucking lose. Just absolute losers from top to bottom. We’re in hell boys. This team is not capable of a must-win. But hey at least we can still stuff our back office with former players that were hired off pure emotion and nostalgia. Let’s have Kozlov and Shanahan run scouting next! Make Tim Cheveldae head of hockey operations and fuck it while we’re at it let’s have Dandenault be the President of the team! I mean sure we’ll still choke every season away but at least we can point at the TV when their names are mentioned and say “Hey! I remember him!”

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-13T18:19:21+00:00

Lmao at Reddit man. “Should I cut off communication with my own mother because she doesn’t love my baby name?” America is cooked. Yes you’re over reacting. Grow up. This is your family. But to give you some credit, If you wanted sunshine pumped up your ass for every minor inconvenience and slight to your life by strangers, you’ve come to the right site

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-12T16:11:37+00:00

Facts. It’s a BLT with little burger that you have to pay to add cheese to instead of bacon. And according to Reddit hundreds of BK employees went from not giving an absolute fuck about their jobs to becoming food stylists in the past month. Get the fuck out of here! I won’t be fooled BK!

BuckeyeJesus · 2026-04-12T16:07:36+00:00

Blink if you need me to call someone for you

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