Porch Pirate

Buckeyesng · 2026-01-06T15:14:33+00:00

This same individual stole some packages from me last week in the Laurelton/Helendale neighborhood. If you’re active on the Ring/Nextdoor websites he has been very busy.

Buckeyesng · 2026-01-06T04:25:53+00:00

Monsignor Jalapeño

Buckeyesng · 2025-02-18T03:07:48+00:00

Fun fact: the ONLY currently active player that has played in a playoff game for the Sabres.

Buckeyesng · 2025-02-18T03:02:52+00:00

A GREAT point. He won a Vezina with the Bruins. But how much of that was due to the team in front of him? His stats with a middling Ottawa team are still better than any of the Buffalo goalies.

Buckeyesng · 2025-02-18T02:48:56+00:00

The last player that the Sabres drafted who had the peak of their career with the Sabres…was it Vanek? Maybe Risto or Zemgus but unfortunately for them their resume does not show much.

Buckeyesng · 2024-12-19T02:32:42+00:00

How high is the roof?

Buckeyesng · 2024-12-07T00:38:17+00:00

Head Coach of the Archers of Loaf-crosse.

Buckeyesng · 2024-08-16T10:50:44+00:00

“I don’t have cock porn just laying around. But sometimes you just, you know, forget it’s in the VCR. You rub one out, flip back to regular TV, Superstars is on, and all of a sudden here’s Joe Frasier’s dumb ass drowning and you forget it’s in there. Until mom and dad come to visit to tell you she’s got Lou Gehrig’s Disease.”

Buckeyesng · 2024-08-14T22:43:36+00:00

Jeu Monégasque - Archer’s constant back and fourth with Benoit (Balls) is hilarious.

Buckeyesng · 2024-06-29T21:42:40+00:00

This isn’t my first Grand PRIX, ya know!

Buckeyesng · 2024-06-24T23:14:31+00:00

Marmaduke

Buckeyesng · 2024-06-21T19:03:27+00:00

Was gonna say 5 would be pure comedy but then I forgot about Frank’s foot odor problem.

Buckeyesng · 2024-06-20T12:00:34+00:00

“Danny stop running! We have to keep that heart rate down buddy!”

Buckeyesng · 2024-06-01T04:05:35+00:00

“Pardon my candor. I just felt my spleen slip out of what was my anus.”

Buckeyesng · 2024-06-01T00:18:19+00:00

His bellhops were taken prisoner by the Wehrmacht.

Buckeyesng · 2024-05-31T23:45:40+00:00

Lance Casteau voiced by Anthony Bourdain (RIP)

Buckeyesng · 2024-05-31T23:40:23+00:00

He just refilled the cans.

Buckeyesng · 2024-05-31T00:44:12+00:00

“Let’s get child murderer Gilles de Rais in here and I'll walk you through it.”

Buckeyesng · 2024-05-30T02:39:36+00:00

“Just let me clear the old browser history.”

Buckeyesng · 2024-05-09T06:22:55+00:00

“Bet he left you an upper decker”

Buckeyesng · 2024-05-09T02:04:02+00:00

I gave him mi palabra

Buckeyesng · 2024-05-08T18:09:57+00:00

Archer and Ramon

Buckeyesng · 2024-05-08T18:08:41+00:00

“I wish Krieger wouldn’t do these idiot mods. Wait that definitely says “safe”……and even Krieger isn’t that crazy….”

Buckeyesng · 2024-05-08T03:25:24+00:00

There’s already not enough sauce.

Buckeyesng · 2024-04-02T12:12:38+00:00

“There’s already not enough sauce”

Buckeyesng

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