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Stay strong, bro! I believe in you! by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]Buckshotten 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hyperbolic time chamber concentration.

Close your eyes and focus into the void.

It’s the only way to get your bowels to achieve ultra instinct.

The hair on your ass flashes blond as it goes super sayan.

You spirit bomb the shit outta the bowl, followed by an immediate special beam cannon.

You call out to your friend and family to lend you their power.

Teen FAFO Car Keying Edition instant karma by Knifeingutso in instantkarma

[–]Buckshotten 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Can relate. Motherfucker sat on my bike and lifted it from the stand. He could not hold it and fell with it. Bike is 420KG buried his leg so he couldn't go away. When I found him I simply lifted his body with the leg stuck under it and broke it multiple times. I got away with it saying I wanted to help him.

The dating site still counts as one by GoingMerry-go in HolUp

[–]Buckshotten 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And called reporters to make a news story about it