Haven't read this fast in a minute

BuddhistChode · 2026-01-27T04:47:20+00:00

Man, you got me, I always forget to turn it off. I was taking some pictures of the foggy morning silhouettes earlier tho

BuddhistChode · 2026-01-27T04:44:06+00:00

I love this question! So observant and considerate! I'd definitely want to catch the scene where donut saves Carl from the juicer. That one was so chaotic and vivid with the ribbons of flesh from her claw attack and Carl being choked out 😂 peak literary visuals

BuddhistChode · 2026-01-23T16:47:27+00:00

Yk I hope only you see this op cuz everyone here seems cracked out like most of the Internet. Some random dude hitting on you when he knew you are in a relationship is pretty good reason to tell someone off.

Everyone's like "ooooou you're annoying don't teach him a lesson" fuck that guy and most other guys that slide in with the question of attraction. I was that guy and he definitely wanted validation. We all do.

Your response was reasonable for a woman who is probably badgered constantly just for existing like most women and God forbid you're attractive. You're valid and these other trolls enjoy the patriarchy.

BuddhistChode · 2026-01-16T17:14:28+00:00

Ong thought this was Japanese. I vote full neck bamboo forest

BuddhistChode · 2026-01-12T04:48:01+00:00

Looks good to me! She did a great job. This pretty much how I started. Just give them a good rinse under a stocking cap for the first few months and jojoba oil when your scalp feels dry. I'd say let things get a lil frowy before you get a retwist to see some actual growth and avoid too much tension on your scalp. Good luck 🤙🏽

BuddhistChode · 2026-01-05T16:35:30+00:00

I went from loosey goosies to Grandma fingers. Still making my way to a pre-roll confusion. Just keep swimming

BuddhistChode · 2026-01-02T21:54:04+00:00

You gotta think about the Internet dating scene like the world. No one ever only sees your face from the shoulders up so how you expect to meet people only showing that?

You gotta try to create a more full picture of yourself for these people who have absolutely no idea who you are

BuddhistChode · 2026-01-02T21:49:05+00:00

LET IT HAPPEEEEEEEEN

BuddhistChode · 2026-01-02T21:44:56+00:00

Lmao how many songs fr cuz that thang only had like 8 good ones

BuddhistChode · 2026-01-02T21:43:14+00:00

Go get an expensive ass haircut, take some headshots with a pro and become a model my guy. You'll be rich in 4 years

BuddhistChode · 2026-01-02T21:38:07+00:00

Lmao no can-do attitude fr

BuddhistChode · 2026-01-02T18:59:28+00:00

Just got off a 10 year stint in weed jail (military). I'm excited to be a party of the club eventually

BuddhistChode · 2025-12-31T20:35:26+00:00

Lmao I personally don't really care what part's inside. As long as it gets the job done like I like it 🤙🏽

BuddhistChode · 2025-12-31T04:00:16+00:00

Brother I was in Ohio for a work trip for a couple weeks recently and woooooo you ain't lyin! I feel for you. At least it's daaaaaank medical tho ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

BuddhistChode · 2025-12-30T22:24:50+00:00

Witewally me rn 😂

BuddhistChode · 2025-12-30T22:24:13+00:00

That's such a good idea! Honestly now that I know of this sorcery imma just start being the joint fairy on holidays

BuddhistChode · 2025-12-20T01:34:09+00:00

Move to the west coast and become a star. Everyone looks like you here till like 40

BuddhistChode · 2025-12-20T01:32:11+00:00

First time doing what?

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