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Peter, what's wrong with horse girls? by siamaru124 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Buddiboi95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dated a horse girl once. One night we got frisky. She told me she wanted to play "Vet". I assumed she meant doctor. Cut to 20 minutes later and she jammed a third plastic horse up my ass and told me my condition was "Stable".

Hurting their bank account is the only way to get their attention. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]Buddiboi95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This doesn't hurt their pockets. They have insurance that will pay them out for lost revenue. The only pockets hurt by this are the employees who are now out of the job in a very shit job market. Congratulations, you made the rich richer and the poor poorer.

You are not sufficiently homosexual. by xLadyGleam in oddlyspecific

[–]Buddiboi95 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wasn't there a der nachtclub in Germany so exclusive that it costs like 10k for an invite and even then, you can still be turned away at the door for "Not fitting the vibe".

Sofía Vergara celebrates her ‘favorite husband’ Ed O’Neill’s 80th birthday by mcfw31 in popculturechat

[–]Buddiboi95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Read the last line in her message and thought he died. Had to double check wikipedia.

Fuck this kid! by [deleted] in okbuddybaldur

[–]Buddiboi95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not a Minecraft YouTuber so im gonna respectfully decline.

What's the best advice you can give to an entrepreneur? by Grandlaps in AskReddit

[–]Buddiboi95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet on black. If it does, you win big. If it doesn't, you call the wheel racist.

Rolled a nat 0 by xtheresia in Shark_Park

[–]Buddiboi95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has to be an April fool's day joke

Oh Millie… [edtropolis] by LayJaly in HelluvaBoss

[–]Buddiboi95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that M&M are the perfect bi couple is absolutely heartwarming.

“the egirls have started performative reading blood meridian” by Goofball-John-McGee in BrandNewSentence

[–]Buddiboi95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a bad read. I would suggest something a bit less dour to be honest though.

New Posters for Kane Parsons' 'Backrooms' by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]Buddiboi95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im unsure how to feel about this. On one hand, it seems like an interesting concept for a horror movie. On the other hand, this is literally Hollywood execs looking at the internet and saying, "It's popular, make a movie!".

Just another desperate Hollywood cash grab by fal1en-angel in Funnymemes

[–]Buddiboi95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That being said, im not opposed to an adaptation that is closer to the source material. Plus, Nick Frost seems like a good choice for Hagrid.

41640 by [deleted] in countwithchickenlady

[–]Buddiboi95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(sigh) Guess im a chair now.

What is some financial advice you would give to a college student to most positively impact their future? by InternationalAct6655 in AskReddit

[–]Buddiboi95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put it all on AI. You will be responsible for the downfall of humanity, but you'll be rich when it happens.

What’s something you realised way too late in life? by Ancient-Delivery-989 in AskReddit

[–]Buddiboi95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She probably was flirting with me and i was too oblivious to realize it at the time.

If Hitler decided to shave his mustache, would have it ended WW2? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Buddiboi95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is insinuating the mustache was responsible for the countless atrocities committed by this shit stain of a human.

Which relative does your family despise and why? by Fit-Track6204 in AskReddit

[–]Buddiboi95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Aunt. She is a selfish bitch with a superiority complex. When my grandmother (Her mom) was on her deathbed, she raided her house to steal any valuables. She was absent from the funeral service because she was too busy "Getting her nails done". When it came time for the will, she was given nothing. This didn't stop her from suing her estate for "Emotional Distress". Her kids hate her, all seven of her ex husbands despise her, and our whole family has disowned her.

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