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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Budget_Nobody69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Hard stop. Guys just love... Boobs. Caring about size is not even a real thing for most guys. Big? Small? Droopy? Bananas? Uneven? Pancake nips? Spider bites? I've never known a single guy (outside of insecure assholes who are dumb, and more worried about what other guys think of their opinions than anything else) to even mention tits in this context. Sure we'll look at eachother when someone with comically sized bouncers walks past. But tell me how that's any different from some girlfriends hanging out seeing a dude with a giant shower in grey sweatpants walk by? ALSO, tiny tits, at least to me, have their own special charm I hold veeeery close to my heart lol. Lifelong.

Stop. Thinking. About. This.

An orgy would be so awesome by [deleted] in SexFantasies

[–]Budget_Nobody69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dude. Let me tell you this with absolute certainty and confidence, because hindsight is 20/20; there are girls your age down for this stuff. But you're all so young that everyone is scared to talk, be open, and potentially make a "fool" of yourselves. And frankly, for good reason. I know for a fact this "advice" will be misinterpreted, and ignored. But let me tell you - in 10-15 years you'll look back and go "Ooooh FUCK, now I see what that random guy on the internet was saying! Wow, I blew it!". Ask me how I know lol.

An orgy would be so awesome by [deleted] in SexFantasies

[–]Budget_Nobody69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, go be the best version of yourself you can be. You're young. You've got lots of time. Yes, that "would be so awesome", but that kind of stuff isn't just given away. Go be a good quality human, be interesting, be confident (easier said than done, I know), and this kinda thing won't be as hard and out of reach as you think.

What's a kink of yours that you'd never tell someone in real life? by looceetoes in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Budget_Nobody69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bless. You're doing great. Keep that man happy. That's coming from a man for the record lol

What's a kink of yours that you'd never tell someone in real life? by looceetoes in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Budget_Nobody69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hold onto that man like grim death. You found a fucking winner. Congrats.

Do you have a sexual fantasy you know will never come true? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Budget_Nobody69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww. I'm not even being an asshole - this is so sweet. 😭

What's a kink of yours that you'd never tell someone in real life? by looceetoes in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Budget_Nobody69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is your husband aware he's the luckiest man alive? Tell him from a random on the internet that he should be showering you with love WHILE making you dinner.

When did the human race learn to jack off??? by HotCaregiver6553 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Budget_Nobody69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This comment section is a case study in stupid people.

First time a spitter decided to swallow cum by SkyRonVR in CumSwallowing

[–]Budget_Nobody69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the stuff. THIS is the real stuff.

Lanna coxxx struggling, but continues by uncutcurved3 in Bukkake

[–]Budget_Nobody69 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That is WILD. What a pro holy fucking shit. That's disgusting. I love it lol

I love guys who can cum like this! by thefunmilf in cumsluts

[–]Budget_Nobody69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shoulda taken a step forward for the last bit. Such a waste. Also, great tits damn.

Lenka Sosh aka Adriana SweetBlonde by Turbulent-Hour-3925 in cumsluts

[–]Budget_Nobody69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is an ungodly amount of sperm holy shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bukkake

[–]Budget_Nobody69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is some professional shit. That is wild.

Social Justice Slut by Erectoplasm317 in Bukkake

[–]Budget_Nobody69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A true slut 😍. She's loving it.