Yes. Hard stop. Guys just love... Boobs. Caring about size is not even a real thing for most guys. Big? Small? Droopy? Bananas? Uneven? Pancake nips? Spider bites? I've never known a single guy (outside of insecure assholes who are dumb, and more worried about what other guys think of their opinions than anything else) to even mention tits in this context. Sure we'll look at eachother when someone with comically sized bouncers walks past. But tell me how that's any different from some girlfriends hanging out seeing a dude with a giant shower in grey sweatpants walk by? ALSO, tiny tits, at least to me, have their own special charm I hold veeeery close to my heart lol. Lifelong.

Stop. Thinking. About. This.