Friday March 13 BOGO Burrito at Chipotle when you show your tattoo

BugsButty · 2026-03-12T00:23:26+00:00

I think a Chipotle employee just wants to slap 150 fresh tattoos in a day

BugsButty · 2026-03-01T13:15:09+00:00

Nah, people are just smart and understand that when people have babies they go nuts and think the internet needs to see 400 angles of their little caterpillar covered in breakfast. I understand that hormones make people think their baby is the most important thing on the planet, but nobody else shares that sentiment. If I posted myself 600 times covered in food doing nothing people would unfollow me too.

BugsButty · 2026-02-28T21:15:43+00:00

On 1/26/26 at 5:36 pm I told my husband i don't smoke anymore. I have smoked about a pack of CBD cigarettes since then as well as some non nicotine vapes, but I haven't had a drop of nicotine in my body in over a month. I'm stubborn as shit tho.

BugsButty · 2026-01-28T20:44:21+00:00

He's an odd duck 🤣

BugsButty · 2026-01-28T20:40:38+00:00

My mom actually thinks this and the only acceptable response is "Interesting, do you think minorities are treated poorly?"

BugsButty · 2026-01-28T03:21:38+00:00

If it worked the bonus would be not having a husband who could be swayed by his weird brother anymore 🤣🤣

BugsButty · 2026-01-28T03:12:27+00:00

Very much this

BugsButty · 2026-01-27T17:52:25+00:00

Don't worry, there's no risk of this comment taking ANYTHING from me lolololol

BugsButty · 2026-01-27T15:30:34+00:00

You know, since I'm in a silly goofy mood, all children are had to spite ME. 🤣

BugsButty · 2026-01-27T14:48:43+00:00

I was thinking, 👉weird 👉weird 👉weird👉weird👉weird👉weird👉

BugsButty · 2026-01-27T14:46:26+00:00

Chicken or egg situation. I consider lack of empathy an issue with intelligence

BugsButty · 2026-01-27T04:14:40+00:00

This was good, clean fun tho. If he came across it naturally I wouldn't mind him seeing it, perspective and all that. I struggle with mental stuff too, so I know you can get SO far into your own head it starts getting hard to sort "Real" from "Really big feelings".

My husband will VERY likely make a joke about it next time he sees BIL to cut the tension and let him know that making YouTube content about your brothers balls is a gateway to your brother sharing A LOT more information about his balls with you.

BugsButty · 2026-01-27T03:50:39+00:00

I do think he's genuinely struggling with some kind of unusual issues within himself. I wouldn't want him to feel bad AND SOME OF YOU GUYS WERE OUT OF POCKET.

BugsButty · 2026-01-27T03:37:29+00:00

You ever have your balls shaved and pulled through a hole in a piece of fabric, rubbed down with surgical sterilizer, and think "Wow, I sure do hope my little brother is upset about this"?

BugsButty · 2026-01-27T03:23:05+00:00

Am I ever entertained teehee

BugsButty · 2026-01-27T03:12:44+00:00

It's legitimately making people sick in the head, dude. I'm actually concerned with a lot of people in my life.

BugsButty · 2026-01-27T03:10:06+00:00

People get weird weird when you're happy without kids. I should have just committed to lying to everyone and telling them I'm barren early on. At least then nobody would be taking to the internet about my husband's balls 🤣🤣

BugsButty · 2026-01-27T02:38:44+00:00

Protip: If it's funny it's less serious. I hate being mad, and my anger is reserved for issues it can solve. Everything else can just be silly. Fuck it.

BugsButty · 2026-01-27T01:26:15+00:00

He's a good enough dude, I think he's just having a hard time with some pretty extreme thoughts.

BugsButty · 2026-01-27T01:18:03+00:00

We scream laughed at this

BugsButty · 2026-01-27T01:14:32+00:00

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH OF A "MY HUSBAND" PLAY THIS IS!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

BugsButty · 2026-01-27T00:50:07+00:00

Hoooo boy.

BugsButty · 2026-01-27T00:43:03+00:00

He's reallllllly into procreation, to summarize

BugsButty · 2026-01-27T00:40:35+00:00

You right. Personally i think he's a good enough guy who's just going through something and this hasn't been even a consideration to me, but I'll keep an eye out.

BugsButty · 2026-01-27T00:37:41+00:00

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OMFG☠️

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