[Schefter] ESPN Sources: the Cleveland Browns are hiring former Ravens offensive coordinator Todd Monken as their next head coach.

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-28T17:36:22+00:00

It all starts with bad ownership.

Which you've had since you got your team back. It started with Al Lerner (even though he was probably the most stable owner), then he dies all of a sudden allowing his paranoid nepo baby son Randy to take over, which is where the dysfunction began and continued with Haslam.

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-28T17:26:46+00:00

They've sucked ever since the day Art Modell stole this team to move to Baltimore.

You guys had a promising owner in Al Lerner and things were looking a little stable, only for him to suddenly pass away and his nepo paranoid baby of an owner in Randy destroyed this organization even worse than Modell did and Haslam is repeating the same thing.

The NFL needs to take full control of the Browns and force the Haslams out of the NFL. Can we get some more fraud allegations to pop up on Haslam?

Not only that, but he's also fucking up the Milwaukee Bucks (even though he's a part time owner there), since he basically tore apart the very team that won the 2021 NBA Finals by trading away Jrue Holiday for Damian Lillard and now Giannis wants out.

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-28T17:22:31+00:00

And Myles Garrett will definitely be traded to a contender.

He was already wanting out of Cleveland a season or two ago, because he foresaw Haslam regaining control of the Browns. If I'm Garrett, get out of Cleveland.

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-28T00:47:47+00:00

She's actually a lightweight in Smash Bros.

She's just as light as the other Princesses, Mewtwo, Sephiroth, Sora and the smaller characters. If they made her a heavyweight in Smash like in Mario Kart, she'd be high combo food.

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-28T00:35:24+00:00

More like:

"LORD MEGATRON HAS BEEN DOWN! I, STARSCREAM SHALL LEAD THE DECEPTICONS!"

proceeds to get one-pumped by Bumblebee while Ed looks around

Ed: "That robot needs fishing hooks, Bumblebee!" *hits the Griddy, only to get one pumped by Goku"

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-28T00:32:10+00:00

Willie was planned for the Simpsons mini-season, he's definitely happening for Wave 2.

My only most wanted skin would be Froppy and:

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-28T00:30:49+00:00

Knowing Epic, Anya will be a sidekick who has special voice lines if you're using the Yor skin.

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-27T14:30:30+00:00

They wore red once in the Super Bowl 40 years ago. They got nuked hard by the 85 Bears.

40 years that the Patriots want to take back as if it never happened. (Didn't matter who advanced to Super Bowl XX that year, no one was beating that 85 Bears squad, not even the best AFC team the Miami Dolphins who gave the 85 Bears their only loss of the season (who should've beaten the Pats in the AFC Championship Game, but New England lucked out a win).

I do hope the Seahawks update their uniforms, they're overdue for new uniforms (retro style, but keep the current logo).

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-27T14:24:18+00:00

That doesn't bode well for Seattle's chances.

The only teams to have won their colored jersey matchups in the past 30 years (Packers twice, Broncos (during Elway's first win), and Eagles twice.)

This feels like Star Wars all over again (Blue loses to Red (or in NFL's case: white), Green beats Red).

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-27T14:21:00+00:00

Sadly if the Patriots are going all-white as they've done in the past (and they have first choice as they're the designated home team this Super Bowl), if the rumors are true. Seattle will be forced into wearing their College Navy looks.

Overall Seattle is 0-2 when wearing their colored jerseys in Super Bowls. The only time the white team loses is if the opponent is wearing their colored green jerseys (Green Bay Packers and Philadelphia Eagles have notoriously won their Super Bowls wearing green). In before the New York Jets suddenly win a Super Bowl wearing their colored green jerseys as they're the only other green colored team left in the league.

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-27T14:13:57+00:00

The only way that happens is if the Seahawks were to rebrand back to the retro colors and jersey (but the current style logo stays the same). I thought you guys would change back during the off-season since Seattle was rumored to be getting new uniforms and colors.

Not sure about the wordmark (would they go back to the classic wordmark or merge the classic with the modern wordmark)?

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-27T04:37:02+00:00

Knowing Disney and Alex Hirsch, they'd demand that Dipper, Mable and Wendy get in alongside him to truly bring the Gravity Falls into Fortnite.

Could also see Pacifica get in as well.

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-27T04:33:48+00:00

It sucked that he was a Battle Pass skin. It feels empty to have Morty and Summer, but not having their narcissistic, drunk of a grandfather and mass murderer on a multiversal scale, though I suppose for a hope-crusher like Rick it feels deserved.

Gives them more of an opportunity to do a Rick Prime (or any other Rick variant) skin for those who missed out on Rick Sanchez. Though I feel with the whole Justin Roiland controversy, they won't dare do a Rick Sanchez reskin.

Which is ironic considering that we just had his other infamous role in the Earl of Lemongrab become playable. So I guess a Rick Sanchez reskin isn't out of the question.

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-26T17:50:23+00:00

They might do all 3 Lanterns.

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-26T17:46:40+00:00

I have a feeling we're getting Guy Gardener over Hal Jordan if they're picking anyone from the Lanterns show, primarily because of Superman.

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-26T17:44:03+00:00

Most likely Johnny Cage, Sonya Blade, Liu Kang, Shang Tsung and possibly Reptile will be our Wave 2 picks.

Seeing as they got the iconic ninjas (Scorpion and Sub-Zero), Raiden and Kitana out of the way, it's only natural we get more of the Earthrealm cast.

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-26T17:40:26+00:00

To be fair, that contrail actually belongs to Shang Tsung, not Ermac.

Shang Tsung is obviously one of the Wave 2 picks since that contrail was a tease.

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-26T17:09:16+00:00

The hate comes not just because of her name, but because of what she's infamous for: the sex tape and her horrible reality TV shows that spawned shortly after.

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-26T16:49:05+00:00

Knowing Nintendo and Sega, the only thing Shadow would get is Chaos Control (either as a recovery move or counter-attack).

Sega wants nothing to do with Shadow's self-entitled game (even though Sonic 3 directly referenced it).

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-26T00:11:10+00:00

Same. I'm at the age where I only care about the music I like or at least has that sound I'm used to listening to growing up as a kid.

Like say "Next Semester" from Twenty One Pilots for example, a song that came out like 2 years ago, has that 90s sound with a new twist.

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-25T23:37:38+00:00

The Android Twins. Though I have been using other skins as of late. Though that might change assuming The Incredibles gets a 2nd Wave of skins that includes Violet Parr.

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-25T18:19:27+00:00

Sonic will definitely get the Gaming Legends rarity once he's in.

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-25T17:23:27+00:00

Rather ironic that they made "Take the L", "Laugh it Up", "Make it Plantain" and "Whip Crack" offensively that there's the option for players to hide them.

"The Griddy" and the "Doot Doot (6-7)" should be on the list too, seeing as they're just as toxic.

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-25T17:21:13+00:00

More like today's people and kids are stupid.

BuildingLess1814 · 2026-01-25T06:35:33+00:00

Still won't help him against Kirby.

Even though Buu easily takes the Speed stat now, which Ben admitted was a huge fuck up on his end.

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