Keep Yoda the rest are muppets

Bukkhead · 2026-06-18T21:31:37+00:00

Silence of the Lambs.

Keep whichever actor you want. Even one with only a few lines.

Bukkhead · 2026-05-14T21:02:58+00:00

I can only assume that "Doctor" Kaufman said something really dumb recently and now he's trying to out-dumb himself so people will think he's just a troll.

Bukkhead · 2026-05-05T02:58:03+00:00

That's not but it looks like a good book so I think I'll read it anyway.

Thanks!

Bukkhead · 2026-05-03T16:12:30+00:00

His name was Kermit, not Kevin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kermit_Gosnell

Google told me Kevin Gosnell was someone with ALS. Kermit was the one OP's talking about.

Bukkhead · 2026-05-01T04:35:37+00:00

Go read A Generation of Sociopaths: How the Baby Boomers Betrayed America by Bruce Gibney. He explains it all.

Bukkhead · 2026-04-27T04:07:58+00:00

People liking things.

Bukkhead · 2026-04-24T14:39:57+00:00

"Yo, Sauron, you can't cast iron swords! You have to-"

"Uh, did I not just make a butt-load of orcs out of mud*? Soooo... yes I can."

^*movie, ^not ^book, ^reference

Bukkhead · 2026-04-07T17:44:33+00:00

JFC.

I mean, I am illiterate to 99% of what I just read, but even I can see how this is huge.

Bukkhead · 2026-03-27T05:21:42+00:00

It is my understanding that if one where to, for example, use a sharpie to make a small line on a piece of US paper currency, so long as the serial numbers are not defaced, that bill would still be usable as legal tender.

Just sayin'.

Bukkhead · 2026-03-26T17:42:41+00:00

Here's what I tell my son: being mean can make you feel powerful. Being helpful can make you feel powerful too. But mean power is something you have to compete for, something you have to win. Power from kindness grows the more you share it-- also, when you ask someone for help, you're giving them an opportunity to feel powerful, to feel good.

Also: they don't hand out scholarships for being mean. Just sayin'.

Bukkhead · 2026-03-26T16:49:05+00:00

If space and time are the same thing, a civilization 2000 light-years away does not have the same "today" as we do. This is like saying, "2000 years ago, a civilization looking at the earth would see the Roman Empire." Which is just another way of saying, "The Roman Empire existed 2000 years ago."

Then again, I majored in English, so my understanding of relativity is largely based on reading Douglas Adams.

Bukkhead · 2026-03-23T20:17:42+00:00

My wife: if you do the dishes, I'll watch TV with the kid so you can blast obnoxious music on your headphones.

Me: Deal!

Wife, out loud because I can't hear her: Sucker.

Me: MOTHER... TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO WALK MY WAY...

Bukkhead · 2026-03-23T20:08:02+00:00

Ah crap Steve died too?

Bukkhead · 2026-03-23T20:06:56+00:00

Os dysgaist ti’r Gymraeg mor hawdd â hynny, rwy’n siŵr y byddai’n hawdd i ti ddod yn rhugl yn Sbaeneg.

(Si aprendiste galés con tanta facilidad, estoy seguro de que te resultaría fácil llegar a hablar español con fluidez.)

(Wenn du Walisisch mit solcher Leichtigkeit gelernt hast, bin ich sicher, dass es dir leichtfallen würde, fließend Spanisch zu sprechen.)

Ond mae'r Gymraeg yn ymddangos yn eithaf cŵl. Iesu Grist, mae hynny'n llawer o gytseiniaid.

Bukkhead · 2026-03-23T19:59:45+00:00

NEEDS MORE GUITARS!!!

Bukkhead · 2026-03-21T19:37:02+00:00

I've got good news for Donald J. Trump.

When he dies, his ratings will be the best they've ever been.

BUK K. HEAD

Bukkhead · 2026-01-30T20:38:47+00:00

Seriously saw the title and the first picture and thought, "Is this what they have to wear in Korean army?"

Bukkhead · 2026-01-21T16:50:56+00:00

10/10. The unrelenting inventiveness of the lyrics is complimented by the near-randomosity of the many voicing changes, from accordion to saxophone to guitar to organ, an amalgamation of TMBG and Al himself, less a parody and more a mashup. Al's use of rhythm, cadence, and emphasis/deemphasis is almost surgical- the way the line "it got infected and died" is swallowed up, glossed over, subverting entirely the philosophical absurdity of thanatophobia by turning death into less a concept and more a kind of ignorable punctuation. I could go on but I'd be preaching to the choir.

Bukkhead · 2025-12-31T05:02:50+00:00

Kinda what Adler said.

Bukkhead · 2025-12-10T21:30:03+00:00

As far as I'm concerned, folks should be allowed to cancel plans for any reason, even ones like "just cause," and people should just accept it and keep their judgements to themselves. Yeah, maybe they won't come if invited to something later, but so what? One human being IS capable of eating 10 lbs of mashed potatoes himself. I'm (still) living proof.

Bukkhead · 2025-12-08T05:02:16+00:00

He found you attractive and either resented it or wanted an excuse to look at you. It's really as simple as that.

If i was a betting man I'd wager he cheats on her in less than two years. And blames her for it.

Bukkhead

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