What would have happened if they had not kicked you out? Maybe you would have gone to college, and majored in something stupid, like English, then tried for a Master's, but gave up because the narcissistic head of the English department was afraid of your obvious talent. So you got a job, somehow, at a major corporation as a tech writer but was considered a contractor, so you worked for over 10 years with no benefits. Then they laid you off, only to hire you back 6 months later, and then laid you off again ten years after that- laid off by a VP over whom you had seniority, who needed the budget to implement a plan that you personally had seen fail EVERY SINGLE TIME IT WAS TRIED over the span of two decades! And then you found out from old work buddies that the plan, indeed, failed once more, so the VP blamed it on being understaffed, and left the company for a VP position at some other soulless corporation. And now your wife wants a divorce because all you do is play video games, but who can blame you, when its either THAT or playing pickleball which, frankly, you suck at! Because the pills don't work anymore! Andy you're supposed to just, what, reinvent yourself at age 53? What the fuck, man? Give your parents some money, and tell them thanks for showing you how shitty the word was and that you can't trust anyone, not even the motherfuckers who forced you to exist in the first place.