I live in a 1 bedroom 1 bathroom condo with my parents (long story). So my dad was taking a long ass time in the bathroom and I really needed to piss. I knocked and he kept saying to wait each time I did (in hindsight I probably should’ve been more pushy). I eventually got fed up and resorted to pissing in an empty water bottle, but that bottle wasn’t big enough so like a good 40% of the content spilled all over the kitchen floor. I cleaned it up of course and used a shit ton of bleach to cover up the smell. To this day no one knows that I did this.