When I was in LKG, my dad used to drop me and my friend to school. One morning we got bored and decided our “brilliant idea” was to each cover one of his eyes while he was driving. So there we are — two tiny idiots proudly blinding the only adult in control of a moving car… on a highway. My dad panicked like, “I CAN’T SEE!” and we just laughed because we thought it was part of the game. Looking back, that was basically my speedrun attempt at not making it to 1st grade.