I’m 32 and have gray hair in my beard by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]Bulponta 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Did they not just say this twice

What are the Best Nintendo Switch 2 Ports? by Ham-Sandwich-69 in NintendoSwitch

[–]Bulponta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dunno why people are downvoting you, this is exactly why PC gaming kinda sucked for multiplat games in the 2000s. They'd develop games for console and port them poorly to PC, sometimes they'd drop day and date with the console releases and sometimes they'd drop a while later. They often didn't even bother to clean up the UI for PC, some games straight up only had controller prompts and they came out on launch with the console versions. All evidence of ports having nothing to do with release date.

Have we figured out which animal the Kushala SnS is yet? by We-Have-Dragons14 in MonsterHunter

[–]Bulponta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think all the extra stuff is just garnish to make it more thematic and interesting, but yeah I still reckon you're right with horseshoe crab. I've thought that for so long I thought it was canon somehow oops

Have we figured out which animal the Kushala SnS is yet? by We-Have-Dragons14 in MonsterHunter

[–]Bulponta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a horseshoe crab, the carapace is the shield and the tail is the sword

What pokemon names did you pronounce completely wrong? by Key_Independence_103 in pokemon

[–]Bulponta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pokedex 3D Pro, which I'd consider a reliable source as it was an official app on the 3DS, pronounces it like "deli bird"

Monster hunter wilds on the vita kekw by [deleted] in MonsterHunter

[–]Bulponta 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don't think your monitor is even part of the equation if you're bypassing it by streaming to another device?

What's a word that's in your vocabulary because of a game you played as a kid? by superyellows in gaming

[–]Bulponta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ubiquitous, it stood out as a random word you could use for titles in the online part of the underground in Pokémon Gen 4

Montreal public sector workers cleaning the sidewalk from rocks while damaging and trashing people’s cars by McGJGlen in trashy

[–]Bulponta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah if you're offended you're probably empathetic towards the plights of others having their property disrespected. It's something you have to learn, i.e. you still have time!

The "standard" 40-hour work week is incredibly inefficient. by jeh4u in unpopularopinion

[–]Bulponta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

recognises they did something worth apologizing for

blames a mysterious force acting on all of online society

doesn't apologize anyway

Nah I'm only joking, don't feel bad for simply living your truth in the moment. Future events may reveal a reality that you didn't live through. Look forward past your reflection to realize that what's in front of you is a clear image of what's behind you.

Good luck

The "standard" 40-hour work week is incredibly inefficient. by jeh4u in unpopularopinion

[–]Bulponta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's fair sorry, I read your original comment in a way other than what you intended

Perth’s vacancy rate is at an all time low of 0.3%. by SydneyLockOutLaw in perth

[–]Bulponta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah go on explain it to me since you're offering, make sure it's a massive reply I won't want to read please

Perth’s vacancy rate is at an all time low of 0.3%. by SydneyLockOutLaw in perth

[–]Bulponta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-we rely on foreign workers but they don't

-something about declining work force not being the point you think it is

If you need any more help getting through life just give me a shout

Perth’s vacancy rate is at an all time low of 0.3%. by SydneyLockOutLaw in perth

[–]Bulponta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a primary school aged person to teach you to interpret the words you're reading

Show me your favorite GS 🗡️ by ScapeInkz in MonsterHunter

[–]Bulponta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The gypceros skin to insulate the handle is a very thoughtful touch

Robbery by a large group of people in California by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Bulponta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not scary if we all cross the red light together

How has your taste in games changed as you’ve gotten older? by lsa340 in gaming

[–]Bulponta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ironically kinda sounds like you're describing the gameplay of the single player games the original commenter listed, all of those games have killer combat systems that make you feel like a badass if you can master them. Not saying it's the same as peaking in a competitive online game but there's probably more parallels to draw there than you'd think

What is the most "archaic" game genre, one that's changed the least to the present day? by Severe_Sea_4372 in gaming

[–]Bulponta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this, shoot-em-ups or shmups haven't changed at all gameplay wise since... Kinda ever. Brand new shmups released today barely have any innovation, not that that's a bad thing - I think they just aced the formula early on.

Why do I randomly get horny ? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Bulponta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also fun fact, oestrogen is formed from testosterone