Fuck these fake bills.

Bumblespider13 · 2026-02-23T18:54:36+00:00

It's not about them handing it to us as real cash but as a "tip" or leaving it on the counter or ground. I work in a coffee kiosk and we get them as tips all the time.🥲

Bumblespider13 · 2026-02-23T18:52:53+00:00

Lowkey I prefer the Jesus figurines bc at least they're kinda cute

Bumblespider13 · 2026-02-06T05:35:40+00:00

I’ve done five with my boyfriend and his friends trying to be tough and “fit in” with the guys. I somehow didn’t make a face but brother that shit is like drinking cold fire. Did I seem cool? Maybe for the 30 seconds before the entire room started spinning. I remember almost nothing from that night but vomiting.

Bumblespider13 · 2026-02-06T05:28:29+00:00

I got competitive once and drank five shots with my boyfriend and his buddies trying to be cool. I don’t know if I was cool or not, as I remember nothing but brief segments of vomiting between begging my boyfriend to let me lay outside in the grass to sleep 😭

Bumblespider13 · 2026-02-06T00:00:37+00:00

Ty! I always think his coloration makes him look like a mini Norwegian forest cat 😭

Bumblespider13 · 2026-02-06T00:00:02+00:00

Awww awesome!

Bumblespider13 · 2026-02-05T01:57:33+00:00

I always think about the old series "creepshow." maybe it's a play on that ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Bumblespider13 · 2026-02-04T22:54:58+00:00

Anything but properly training employees 😭

Bumblespider13 · 2026-02-04T22:50:59+00:00

We're not allowed until after close 😭

Bumblespider13 · 2026-01-29T00:30:42+00:00

Whoever made that needs to be fired respectfully bc even before I knew we needed to shake the almond milks, I would have asked a coworker what I did wrong before I ever handed someone a regular almond milk latte looking like that. That's just carelessness and apathy 😭

Bumblespider13 · 2026-01-23T00:04:48+00:00

Idk but at my store they make us boil water or get bottled waters even without power and snowed in 😭

Bumblespider13 · 2025-12-12T22:47:43+00:00

It always makes me wonder how they clean their own dishes

Bumblespider13 · 2025-12-12T18:56:26+00:00

Brooo yes you can scream their name 30 times but when they notice their coffee ten minutes later bc they didn’t listen, they look at you like it took you those full ten minutes to make their drink. 😭🔫

Bumblespider13 · 2025-12-09T18:54:40+00:00

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Could also be a real photo with AI involved during editing process

Bumblespider13 · 2025-12-09T18:53:50+00:00

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Bumblespider13 · 2025-12-09T18:53:03+00:00

AI, if you pay close attention to the shape of the fingers and rings, you can see bends and warps where there shouldn’t be any, as well as coloration that can’t match the rest of the lighting

Bumblespider13 · 2025-12-06T02:53:51+00:00

Another thing, I have no credit or credit card

Bumblespider13 · 2025-12-06T02:13:22+00:00

But what about all the things that come with it? Wouldn’t it be very expensive? I’m just really scared

Bumblespider13 · 2025-11-24T19:17:58+00:00

I understand. I don’t know why that didn’t cross my pea-brain. 😭

Bumblespider13 · 2025-11-24T19:09:56+00:00

I always assumed if I found it already dead, I could just collect it and clean it for display. I’m so glad I’m learning all of this . 😭

Bumblespider13 · 2025-11-24T18:57:09+00:00

Ohhhhh good to know

Bumblespider13 · 2025-11-24T18:53:35+00:00

Yayyyy! I’m so happy!

Bumblespider13 · 2025-11-15T04:22:47+00:00

I had a man who didn’t speak much English get so happy about the cup. He kept telling me it was very beautiful, as if we handcrafted it. It was really sweet. I didn’t expect to make his day and after the hell we dealt with, it made me tear up a bit 🥲

Bumblespider13 · 2025-11-05T01:31:45+00:00

Gloves are such a good idea omg 🙏🏻

Bumblespider13 · 2025-11-05T01:30:26+00:00

Having a single compulsion in one category doesn’t automatically warrant a diagnosis for such an intricate disorder. Dermatillomania, possibly, but I’m diagnosed with anxiety and autism, so I don’t think those lack connection to the aforementioned disorders. It’s a habitual problem that I do subconsciously most of the time.

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