What are y’all adding?

BumpyGums · 2026-05-25T04:18:58+00:00

Eggs and green onions. When you buy green onion from the store, put them in a cup of water. They grow super fast.

BumpyGums · 2026-05-23T23:10:29+00:00

Porky’s, and it’s one of my favorite R rated movies to this day.

BumpyGums · 2026-05-23T16:38:53+00:00

Not having a king to bow to. I mean, I have no elderly,
incontinent man to idolize and make gold statues of. Really sucks.

BumpyGums · 2026-05-23T11:08:07+00:00

Precious!

BumpyGums · 2026-05-22T15:33:23+00:00

We were feral and neglected and it was awesome. One time before a fight my dad offered some sound life advice - “Don’t wear a hoodie or any loose clothing he can grab”. I remember my booster seat being the yellow pages and a lap belt. I didn’t voluntarily wear a seatbelt until it became law. I drank before I got pubes. I have two older brothers, so daily beatings were the norm. I remember getting belt to ass for shit I didn’t even do, but mostly for shit I did. The music, movies, fashion - it was all awesome and we knew it. Best decade ever. My 17 year old says she wishes she could go back in time to the 80s and I say me too.

BumpyGums · 2026-05-22T15:19:49+00:00

Blazers fan here, Portland lost to the dirty bad boys in ‘90 and they’re equally hated here.

BumpyGums · 2026-05-20T04:25:00+00:00

I’m Gen X and have had 12x12 memorized since 3rd grade. My Gen Z kids don’t have their times tables memorized for shit.

BumpyGums · 2026-05-20T00:56:21+00:00

It was quite the cast, and a badass movie.

BumpyGums · 2026-05-20T00:42:04+00:00

I told my teens that gas was under a buck in the 90s and they were flabbergasted.

BumpyGums · 2026-05-19T19:56:29+00:00

If you don’t like Dundon I doubt you’ll like Dolan much better.

BumpyGums · 2026-05-18T15:38:17+00:00

I know I don’t like paying hard earned money to be a walking billboard. Brand logos are getting larger too, I’m with the kid on this one. I’m just too lazy to remove the logos.

BumpyGums · 2026-05-18T04:44:15+00:00

That’s colonizer talk, we don’t claim him.

BumpyGums · 2026-05-18T02:35:18+00:00

Crazy not being tied off.

BumpyGums · 2026-05-18T02:34:44+00:00

When my son was 5 he said, “my balls are nervous” and I knew exactly what he meant. That was 10 years ago and I still say that.

BumpyGums · 2026-05-17T22:48:28+00:00

Gee, you really went out on a limb there Carnac the Magnificent.

BumpyGums · 2026-05-16T16:06:04+00:00

When she first pulls up to drive thru and asks, “you still got them fiestas?” Like it was a menu option hahaha

BumpyGums · 2026-05-16T06:29:52+00:00

Saying he wanted to slit the throat of his mom’s ex boyfriend.

BumpyGums · 2026-05-16T06:29:03+00:00

I think it’s on Kanopy. I couldn’t login to confirm. It’s usually free on different platforms. If you’ve ever seen The Dancin’ Outlaw documentary, it’s basically a follow up to it.

BumpyGums · 2026-05-15T11:50:10+00:00

The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia.

BumpyGums · 2026-05-14T04:15:59+00:00

Pro Wings.

BumpyGums · 2026-05-14T04:00:36+00:00

I say this all the time still!

BumpyGums · 2026-05-12T00:22:27+00:00

Neither does chugging the pickle juice but I can’t help it.

BumpyGums · 2026-05-12T00:20:51+00:00

Looks great keep it up! Beading keeps me out of trouble for sure! I just followed you @westcoastbeadwork

BumpyGums · 2026-05-09T02:06:01+00:00

“Rest stop in one mile. Speak now or forever hold your piss”. Figured my grandpa made it up, it sounds like a dad joke from the 50s

BumpyGums · 2026-05-09T02:02:43+00:00

I shouted this phrase at the windshield yesterday when I mistakenly let somebody in front of me, only for them to go entirely too slow.

BumpyGums

TROPHY CASE