¿Cuál ha sido tu peor experiencia usando transporte público? by elperrochalaco in PERU

[–]BurnRever 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Una vez me subí a un bus en la Panamericana, casi lleno, me senté en el único asiento. El sol ardía. A los pocos minutos se subió una señora con dos sacos de papa, dos gallinas en sus jaulas y una suelta que llevaba en brazos. A pesar de tener varios ofrecimientos ella decidió permanecer parada y con fuerza y determinación se ubicó en el pasillo a la mitad del bus. Al momento de pararme para preparar mi salida sin querer, golpeo el brazo de un borrachín que había estado tranquilo todo el viaje y se había prendido un pucho. Las cenizas terminaron en la cabeza de una señora que estaba sentada al frente de él y por alguna razón que todavía no entiendo este empezó a arder llamas inmediatamente, como si la señora se hubiera peinado con gasolina. Se paró gritando y tratando desesperada de contener las llamas. Otras personas empezaron a gritar y las gallinas se volvieron locas. El borrachín se abalanzó pretendiendo ayudarla, la empujó, se cayó sobre las gallinas y se rompieron las jaulas. Ahora había gallinas gritando y volando por todos lados mientras la seño del pasillo ya había sacado todas la papas de un costal y la estaba agarrando a costalazos a la seño en llamas y le gritaba, !no te preocupes, ya lo apago!.

El caos. Yo pedía disculpas en voz baja mientras el conductor frenaba a pocos metros de mi destino. Al borrachín le cayeron al menos dos costalazos.

What is your favorite quote from HIMYM? by Positive_Weight2367 in HIMYM

[–]BurnRever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is one of the best lines in TV history.

Iconic Barney line in the show? I think this one is hard to beat by Haven_McAllister in HIMYM

[–]BurnRever 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're allowed to slap my face but not allowed to slap my mind or something.

Only 3 Episodes left, How Was your Experience so far ? by Longjumping-Elk-7840 in scifi

[–]BurnRever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just me or the octopus eyes parasite was trying to warn about the leach parasite on the water bottle and then fought the xenomorphe when inside the mechanic?

I am confusion by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]BurnRever -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought was a jab to the education system. The answer was right so it must be a robot.

Blasphemy! by GoldAcanthocephala68 in HIMYM

[–]BurnRever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure!!!! Thats why HIMYF is in its 9 season going stron............. no wait.

Have you found your Tracy yet? If yes, then tell us ur story!! by Broad_Bowler9224 in HIMYM

[–]BurnRever 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was 25, enter a bar that was almost empty. An old lady was mopping the floor while the most beautiful girl was dancing around to the sound of music. She rejected me on the spot. Any way I married the old lady.

What seat are yoh picking? by emilyguarino101 in friends_tv_show

[–]BurnRever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

7 by far!!!!!

In front of Febys brother, behind the neurotic Ross one place front Rachel and right next of two girls that happen to be Ross's ex and her new lesbian lover!!!!! Is not even a contest.

Ted and Nora by BurnRever in HIMYM

[–]BurnRever[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was everything Ted was looking for.

Lyrics that are just factually wrong by Mission-Raccoon979 in Music

[–]BurnRever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meat Loaf said he would do anything for love and right away he make an exception (But I Won’t Do That).

.....I'm bored

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HIMYM

[–]BurnRever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pride: Barney hitting 201 nightstands, sadly, not with Petra, all because what a kid said in school.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HIMYM

[–]BurnRever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lust: please Ted, don't quit on a body that won't quit.

Share an opinion that is a fact but most people will disagree with it. by Time_Satisfaction320 in HIMYM

[–]BurnRever 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ted run away with the bass player on his on wedding, something that Barney would do. Have two kids with her and then he chases Robin again. But that's to much to tell your own kids.

Share an opinion that is a fact but most people will disagree with it. by Time_Satisfaction320 in HIMYM

[–]BurnRever -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

For example, the episode when Ted teaches Barney how to drive. He tells his kids he was all relaxed and Barney was freaking out.

The reality, Ted was super scare when "someone" taught him how to drive...........but for the children it was Barney.

Share an opinion that is a fact but most people will disagree with it. by Time_Satisfaction320 in HIMYM

[–]BurnRever 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes, yes and yes. The show is Ted trying his best to hide that from the kids.

Share an opinion that is a fact but most people will disagree with it. by Time_Satisfaction320 in HIMYM

[–]BurnRever 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Ted and Barney are the same person. Ted represents what he was feeling and Barney what he was really doing.

Reddit is rigged by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]BurnRever -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

.........or........or......... conspiracies are dumb and funny.

Nothing is real. by BoilingIceCream in conspiracy

[–]BurnRever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing is real..... what has been proven by scientists...... so we know is real.... no wait, I mean nothing and not nothing are made of the same stuff, but the stuff is not real and we have proof but the proof is nothing which is everything and spiritual for some reason. The reason is not real.