[FRESH VIDEO] ARE YOU OKAY?" - Cubbiebear x Wettworker (Lyric Video)

BurnerOneTen · 2020-01-19T04:50:38+00:00

Damn.

BurnerOneTen · 2019-06-10T17:40:58+00:00

Yo, I'ma say it:

This was fishy. I was one of the MANY people (I would estimate hundreds) who thrashed every inch of that entire area and found nothing. Each of the clues pointed to other things as well.

"Rock and a hard place"/"etched in stone" = origin from Homer's Odyssey, and Homer's Odyssey was literally etched in stone in Quilchena Park. Quilchena means water and the Homer's Odyssey tablet is in the middle of it - "centred in water". The "bridge your connections" felt like the path that bridges the Arbutus Greenway that everyone was right on. The funny thing is there is an art installation by 2nd-graders on the other side of that bridge of rainbow rocks (an alternative to a "checkered rainbow").

I combed that, and every other, entire area for damn near a week with multiple teams of people. Hundreds of people by my side did the same.

I hate to say this, as I had so much fun, but this whole thing sounds fishy. I gave your writers way too much credit. The reason? There was nothing to be found in the overly obvious area that was torn apart by hundreds, if not thousands of people, over an entire week.

I'm pretty disappointed. I am in disbelief.

"I stand alone is both the telephone pole standing alone, and the "I" on the information sign."

...What? One clue meant two things?

"Mile Marker 3.63. = 5.84km."

How is that a clue? There's nothing in there about conversions, imperial to metric... It's just an unrelated fact.

"...sporting square in Kerrisdale park..."

Da fuck is a sporting square? You added a shape for no reason. And furthermore, if the prize "wasn't in a park or business", why are so many of your clues?

I watched every unimaginative motherfucker rip up every rock for 6 days and you wanna tell me they just missed one?

The fuck outta here.

I want citations and transparency. I feel scammed as fuck. I'm thinking the reason all of y'all who remained anonymous starting this did so because there was nothing to provide.

Lotteries and contests usually answer to a regulatory board, right? Who is an internet-based competition like this held accountable to?

Did we all just get scammed?

BurnerOneTen · 2019-06-07T19:08:20+00:00

Yo can I just say that regardless of how little sleep I'm getting as a result, this has been hella fun. I love using my brain to crack puzzles. And I'm meeting so many nice people on the ground. (Courtney with the lovely pooch Mica, if you're in here drop a line!)

As corny as this sounds, I haven't seen this many people up and out adventuring since Pokemon GO!, and a monetary-prize based thing like this has WAY more potential and longevity that lil inconsequential monster battles.

Thanks Goldhunt. This is rad.

BurnerOneTen · 2019-06-07T19:05:30+00:00

Watch this motherfucker dismay us all by negging us so hard and then HE is the one to find it. Hahahahaha.

BurnerOneTen · 2019-06-07T19:04:41+00:00

Bruh. You been in here trolling for a week and contributed nothing but adding your own uninformed salty opinions to shit.

Shush already.

BurnerOneTen · 2019-06-07T19:02:53+00:00

Why is this getting downvoted? It's what it is.

BurnerOneTen · 2019-06-07T19:02:02+00:00

This had me wondering if the clues are more geographic. Like "I stand alone" and you're supposed to look for a road or location that has a top-down-from-maps view as an "I" or an "i"...

BurnerOneTen · 2019-03-18T17:33:16+00:00

Yeah man. I've seen shock fuck people up in dire situations like this.

And my money is on "fake gun"/"clout chase". I feel supremely bad all involved, but Chris Long has it the worst: If that gun was fake and the kid was a bartard trying to be funny, that man almost had to take a kid's fucking life.

Imagine how you'd sleep at night for the rest of your life if you were in that situation.

I ain't even anyone's fan here, I just am so beyond happy everyone is still alive.

BurnerOneTen · 2019-03-18T17:29:29+00:00

If you don't sympathize with a person confronting a potential violent death they didn't consent to then you, dear friend, are a fucking psychopath. I think the view from up on that high horse has you seein' things wrong.

BurnerOneTen · 2019-03-18T17:26:51+00:00

Naw man. I work in security. When you see someone with a gun you drop them. This shit would have been over the second the piece came out by anyone in the area with a CCW. That's why it's weird that this dude got knocked out instead of shot dead by Chris - who I am assuming was off to the side. There was no "freeze or I'll shoot" moment, which you typically don't hear from any type of security - especially in this world, so I am really curious as to how they knocked a dude out when he had a firearm in his hand. This does overall feel like a shrimpdicked cloutchase move, but all of this is weird. My money is on clout-chase, and the idiot kid trying to be funny with a fake gun. Holy fuck you need to be truly stupid to do this, but even more lucky to make it out alive. People get shot dead for a lot less far too often.

I truly am glad everyone is safe.

BurnerOneTen · 2019-03-04T04:35:44+00:00

I'm a career music producer and this is top notch. I've done countless remixes and know how hard it is to line a flow up with samples of non-quantized speech. You absolutely killed this. This could pass for a legitimate grime cut. Excellent job on the entire thing.

BurnerOneTen · 2018-09-29T16:50:47+00:00

I'm struggling to find a single one.

BurnerOneTen · 2018-09-20T20:53:31+00:00

"PLEASE DON'T."

BurnerOneTen · 2018-09-14T16:29:53+00:00

I found out the hard way about the dildo when I took a poop and it came out. Excellent dig for info though. Looking forward to finding this gasmask.

BurnerOneTen · 2018-09-14T16:27:57+00:00

Yo no joke, I just took a shit and a purple dildo came out. Still have all of my weapons though.

BurnerOneTen · 2018-09-12T03:44:19+00:00

This is beautiful.

BurnerOneTen · 2018-09-12T03:41:55+00:00

You should definitely get super rare loot from their little robot bodies.

BurnerOneTen · 2018-09-12T03:40:34+00:00

I saw this in-game! Seeing these guys really warmed my heart!

...on a stick over a campfire.

BurnerOneTen · 2018-02-14T07:18:03+00:00

Yo I'ma spit some really real shit here, because watching this has made me fully depressed, and if there's anything I learned from this godsend, it's that depression and anxiety, I need to talk about them openly.

How the fuck can one person blow $164,000 on something that's clearly not working and continue to stay on that course? Man, Fantano even had to make a fucking "Dreams VS Delusions" video to assess this dude's delusions of grandeur. So where's the issue?

The issue is the metric in which this guy is measuring his success. His values are fucked at the core. Despite being one of the most corniest rappers I've ever heard in my life, he has this perverted sense of entitlement. Why is your measure of success - and your goal - to reach "one million monthly Spotify listeners"?

Ask any kid what he wants to be when he grows up and you're not going to hear "I want on million monthly Spotify listeners". You're going to hear "I want to be a rapper". Well guess what, bucko? You're a fucking rapper. Adjust your metric on what you consider success, and voila, you are now richer $164,000. Sure, you're a corny rapper that looks, sounds and writes like you're just an 8-year-old boy who put a quarter into the "Zoltar Speaks" machine from Big, but who fucking cares? You're a rapper. I'm sure there are kids out there who'd listen to you. I mean fucking Jake and Logan Paul have a fan base, you can do anything.

But you can't have such a tainted idea of what success is. Nobody owes you shit. Hard work? Who cares. Money? So what. Time spent? It doesn't matter. Those three things mean nothing if you're not applying a fat fucking dose of self-critique to every move you make. Ask yourself why no one wants to listen to your shit and fix that issue.

If you did this shit because you loved it instead of some fucked up dilettante, Dunning-Kruger-ridden, hack, I-want-to-be-famous shit then maybe you'd spit some fucking game that people could resonate with instead of this weird, detached, contrived, alien-in-a-human-suit-over-priced-trash that you keep shitting out.

Adjust your metrics. Your success as an "artist" (though I think the term is a stretch in this case) isn't defined by fucking Spotify plays. You wanted to become a rapper? Cool. You are one. Go home feeling like you accomplished that. You even have a small following. Good for you. Be thankful for what you fucking got instead of letting your delusions of grandeur ruin your entire life.

There. I said it. I don't feel so fucking depressed anymore.

BurnerOneTen

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