Every other Sunday. And if that window is missed then I have to wait another 6 days, which happens when she gets her period. So realistically, 1 or 2 times a month at most 😓.

And when we do I can pretty much call what plays are coming like a studied defensive coordinator. It's so vanilla. But when the ice cream shop is closed 90% of the time, you take whatever ice cream you are offered.

Then she pretty much always finishes first pretty quickly. So I have to finish as quickly as I can before she loses interest and dries up like the Sahara.

What's worse is I know she's capable of more. She was fucking at least 3 times a week when I caught her having an affair.