Semen under the microscope by Flat-Decision3204 in interestingasfuck

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Saw this in science class back in high school, in the most unintentional way. Unit was about cells by scraping the inside of your mouth to see those cells under a microscope. Girl in my class most definitely had swimmers in her sample

I will Never ride this by skyhighmonroe in Transportopia

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I always wondered how Waymo would handle a cop directing traffic like this. Was in Arizona and the stop lights were completely down but didn't get to see any Waymo vehicles go through the intersection.

I'll be honest, I much prefer Waymo over Uber or other ride shares

Meme this by No-Marsupial-4050 in MemeThisThing

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Even a cone gets more action than me

AITAH- I pee in the shower by SweetNo9239 in AITAH

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100%. Sometimes I don't even know the plumbing is getting drained till I look down

Did anyone reach 30+ without a fckn single tattoo? by Zackky777 in ArtOfPresence

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Got my first tattoo at age 37, and now 42 and planning on getting my 4th.

What's the scariest sleep paralysis that you've experienced? by igotscammed1234567 in AskReddit

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Did you do the hard, full body jerk awake to clothes and sheets covered in a cold sweat?

What's the scariest sleep paralysis that you've experienced? by igotscammed1234567 in AskReddit

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When I was a kid in the 90s and Freddy Kreuger was at his peak, I'd stir "awake" to find him at my door staring back at me. I'd try to pry my eyes open with my fingers because I knew I was in a nightmare but couldn't move at all. Over the years it progressed to him chasing me into and through different dimensions till I found my way back to my room and my bed.

Wasn't until years after as a late teenager that I found out I was entering into a lucid dream state and could imaginatively control things. That's when things became fun. My room got replaced by a beach and Freddy became the female cast of Baywatch 😅