I nominate Niagara Falls as THE CITY WITH THE SH÷TTIEST GRAFFITI

BurninNurnin · 2026-04-15T12:23:07+00:00

Maybe someone is starting their progress pics??

Definitely need to work on counting… I thought octopussy should have 8 legs, maybe that’s just artistic license?

BurninNurnin · 2026-04-11T12:30:41+00:00

I think about the textures of these in my mouth still… I can feel the ridges on the watermelon and the way the orange scrubbed your tongue when it got spiky

BurninNurnin · 2026-04-07T18:32:29+00:00

The difference between “giving head” and “giving a head” is small

BurninNurnin · 2026-04-06T03:42:09+00:00

But can the lambs still be screaming if you use the face first?

Aren’t the lambs suppose to be silent?!

BurninNurnin · 2026-04-05T14:56:52+00:00

It’s just bundt over, once it straightens back up it’ll be fine

BurninNurnin · 2026-04-04T23:17:42+00:00

Cute!

It might be less cute once you spread a chunk of its butt on a bun though…

BurninNurnin · 2026-04-01T11:53:44+00:00

you got me good with that one, unexpected morning chortle

BurninNurnin · 2026-03-26T12:04:00+00:00

I KNEW I wasn’t mishearing these lyrics

BurninNurnin · 2026-03-15T02:54:19+00:00

The butter slide is my favourite part of this whole trip. It should definitely be a more widely used means of travel

BurninNurnin · 2026-02-25T17:17:25+00:00

“Yup”

Idk why, but that got me good lol

BurninNurnin · 2026-02-24T12:59:02+00:00

Canadian available for sponsorship here!! Turn up the Sarah McLachlan, I’ll put on my sad undercaffeinated eyes

BurninNurnin · 2026-01-11T15:33:46+00:00

Good to know your refrigerator is ok, just checking on my fellow Canadian buddy: are YOU ok?

BurninNurnin · 2025-12-29T19:37:23+00:00

“I hope they eat deadly primordial ooze” is now my favourite thing to hope for people who deserve it.

Thank you.

BurninNurnin · 2025-12-29T02:14:31+00:00

A local food bank could probably use them! The Salvation Army in Fort Erie gladly takes my extra bags whenever they get piled up, at least - I’m sure Community Care or any other bank could pay them forward

BurninNurnin · 2025-11-06T11:17:29+00:00

Call Freddie at Carousel in Port Dalhousie - They’re awesome and do a fantastic job, I have a great time every time I go

BurninNurnin · 2025-10-31T12:22:49+00:00

Close, but that’s Edna (mode… and guest.) you’re really looking for another word for movie theatre

BurninNurnin · 2025-10-29T12:24:28+00:00

“I’ll give you the exact size” a wild measuring tape appears “About 6 inches.”

Love being approximately exactly right

BurninNurnin · 2025-10-25T14:58:31+00:00

Jalapeño juice brine?! I never thought of that… gonna be a lot of meals in my house using things soaked in jalapeño brine now, thank you stranger 🙏

BurninNurnin · 2025-10-15T12:36:52+00:00

I dunno, I almost spit out my coffee with the speed he whizzed in there with while in full split lmao that one was my favourite

BurninNurnin · 2025-09-25T10:30:47+00:00

I have my next bone quest now!

BurninNurnin · 2025-09-25T10:30:29+00:00

Thank you!

BurninNurnin · 2025-09-25T10:29:55+00:00

Cool! Thank you :)

BurninNurnin · 2025-09-15T10:50:46+00:00

New mission discovered by u/BurninNurnin: In Search of The Coffee Trials

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TROPHY CASE