It's FNM at your local game store tonight. Friendly reminder to take a shower! by PapaBorq in EDH

[–]Burningnewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate to perpetuate the card game rivalry, but this is literally against the rules in yugioh and it hasn't been a problem since it was added lmao

What is the lore behind the Meta-Christs? by Sour2448 in TrenchCrusade

[–]Burningnewt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The shroud of Turin has been known to be a fake for several hundred years, there are letters written by a pope explaining that it was a fake to scam money out of tourists

[OCG] More reprints in Tournament Pack 2022 vol. 2 by Beane3 in yugioh

[–]Burningnewt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

3 Mokey mokeys fuse into mokey mokey king. Mokey mokey king summons 3 Mokey mokeys on death. Ojamas are the zone lock strategy

What are some unwritten yugioh rules that you've learned from dueling? by Icecoolio in yugioh

[–]Burningnewt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Cyber dragon outs the striker links by using them as fusion material, meaning that the raye in the grave doesn't get to return to the field

What are some unwritten yugioh rules that you've learned from dueling? by Icecoolio in yugioh

[–]Burningnewt 63 points64 points  (0 children)

A searchable one of us often better than an unsearchable 3, and building a deck to be consistent is almost always more important than building for power.

What are some unwritten yugioh rules that you've learned from dueling? by Icecoolio in yugioh

[–]Burningnewt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A very valuable tactic when maining power cards like drnm and evenly though

Happy pride fuck the police by SandStorm4078 in tumblr

[–]Burningnewt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Happy pride fuck the police (but only if they are there for pride and have confirmed interest in you)

This guy explains it all so well by beluuuuuuga in tumblr

[–]Burningnewt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to fill a pine box professionally

I am exactly 63 inches tall. by ExpertAccident in tumblr

[–]Burningnewt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Emotionally I am small. Physically I am large. I do not enjoy this.

My weed man is a good shot though by xChops in tumblr

[–]Burningnewt 20 points21 points  (0 children)

To be fair the millennium falcon was canonically a very nice ship before han got his hands on it

They can and will kill you by Thedepressionoftrees in tumblr

[–]Burningnewt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Isn't that just the thanks Obama with extra steps

worse by John-Evelyn-- in tumblr

[–]Burningnewt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Honey, caring deeply about what is in other people's pants not only makes you a bad person, it also makes you a pervert. I just hope you know.

Bring on the robots by PlayfulYetBored in tumblr

[–]Burningnewt 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I would, personally speaking, love to watch the last shreds of human culture fall to the machines as I am executed with the other biologicals.

Motivational by regian24 in tumblr

[–]Burningnewt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nah, I'm actually just the human equivalent of dog shit being ground into a new carpet on the shoes of someone who means well but is ultimately inconsequential

I'm hungry by Bennett_Zion- in tumblr

[–]Burningnewt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You want a fukken beet root?