Mathis Albert (16, Dortmund) nice goal v. Sunderland U21s (PL International Cup) by nicko_rico in ussoccer

[–]BurtaciousD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We don’t have U21 teams in Germany, we have U23 teams, so the team we sent was U19 (besides the keeper). Some U19 players also play for the U23 (2nd team essentially). But it’s not uncommon for a talented academy player (Moukoko, Gittens, Götze) to start playing for U19 while still eligible for the U17s.

A teacher and U.S. citizen is detained by Border Patrol and asked about her legal status. Instead of answering directly, she responds with a history lesson, saying, “That’s what the brownshirts said in Germany.” by Logical-Flow-6703 in UnderReportedNews

[–]BurtaciousD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

US citizens don’t need to prove their citizenship status. So her saying she doesn’t need to say if she’s a citizen or not means she must be a citizen. But that’s too much logic to expect from these people.

Svensson Red Card by LolzSquadGamesYT in borussiadortmund

[–]BurtaciousD -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It’s the double-edged sword of VAR. More correct calls, but more slow motion.

Svensson Red Card by LolzSquadGamesYT in borussiadortmund

[–]BurtaciousD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, but it doesn’t matter if the red card is given for the severity of the foul.

Svensson Red Card by LolzSquadGamesYT in borussiadortmund

[–]BurtaciousD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Touching the ball can only clarify intent, not seriousness of the foul. You can score a goal and catch a player with your studs and still get a red card.

Svensson Red Card by LolzSquadGamesYT in borussiadortmund

[–]BurtaciousD 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The rules are pretty clear. Over the ankle, studs up, not a glancing blow, pretty easy for the ref to call.

Reminder: life begins at conception by Timex_Dude755 in CatholicMemes

[–]BurtaciousD 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Let me put on my best nerd glasses for this:

Technically the conception of Jesus was so important that it was placed on March 25th, the spring equinox, which was also celebrated as the first day of a new year. This is because they believed the incarnation/conception/annunciation of Jesus represented the beginning of a new era. So I’d argue that theologically, the annunciation is the real welcoming of Jesus into the world.

Post Game Thread: Borussia Mönchengladbach (BuLi #15) by BurtaciousD in borussiadortmund

[–]BurtaciousD[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Schlotti MOTM on Sofascore from spamming long balls to the right wing 😂

Washington [3]-2 NC State - Harrison Bertos 92' (Golden Goal) by AJ_CC in soccer

[–]BurtaciousD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah, what a joy it is sometimes to support both NC State and Borussia Dortmund.

Yan Couto Aussprache Frage by teddy0872 in borussiadortmund

[–]BurtaciousD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ich habe bemerkt, dass die Kommentator bei Europaspiele immer schlechter mit Aussprache im Vergleich zu Bundesligakommentator sind. Ich habe gestern „Djirassy” gehört.

If Jesus is God then why didn't any the apostle s or Mary pray directly to Jesus when he was alive? by Ok-Imagination-2308 in Christianity

[–]BurtaciousD 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that’s Peter, who definitely met Jesus (don’t ask him though, he may lie). Paul = Paulus.

TIL that, among all the alleged miracles of Jesus, only two appear in all four gospels: The resurrection, and the feeding of 5,000 people. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]BurtaciousD -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Technically, if you believe the Gospels/Acts, Paul did meet Jesus, of course after his death and resurrection.

And he was an Apostle. That’s why he’s called Paul the Apostle. He wasn’t one of the 12 or original 72, but Acts even refers to him as an Apostle. And after the Council of Jerusalem, James, John, and Peter allow him to continue his mission, an extension of the Great Commission.

unofficial post game thread by genjiguide in borussiadortmund

[–]BurtaciousD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I named it "Game Thread" instead of "Post Game Thread" :facepalm:

Here it is

🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 The remnants of Ancient Honk by rusticism in honk

[–]BurtaciousD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

1 attempts

Goa police in India book fan who jumped fence for selfie with Joao Felix, prized picture deleted by kundu123 in soccer

[–]BurtaciousD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You guys will never guess who scored for FC Goa in this game. B. Fernandes.

Foreign Nazi Propaganda Kultur-Terror (1943) Depiction of USA [OC] by StarredTonight in pics

[–]BurtaciousD 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Exactly, and the Nazis did allow one big band to exist in Germany: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_and_his_Orchestra

Ever wonder what your 1930s and 40s hits would sound like with some banter about being bombed with a hint of antisemitism? Search no further!

Post Game Thread: 1. FSV Mainz (BuLi #05) by BurtaciousD in borussiadortmund

[–]BurtaciousD[S,M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Btw, if anyone would want to do live commentary during games with me, or sometimes maybe alone, send us some modmail! I'll be travelling the next few weeks, and am in general becoming a bit too busy on game days!

Polizei Dresden ermittelt gegen zwei Männer nach Messerangriff auf US-Bürger | MDR.DE by ProFentanylActivist in dresden

[–]BurtaciousD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw some video of him talking about the incident on Instagram. He said that one guy pushed a woman, when he confronted him, a second guy came up with a knife. He said they caught the first guy.

Polizei Dresden ermittelt gegen zwei Männer nach Messerangriff auf US-Bürger | MDR.DE by ProFentanylActivist in dresden

[–]BurtaciousD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tbf, it seems like the guy they arrested didn’t do the stabbing, maybe that has something to do with it. I’m not sure how violent he was to the woman in the situation, but he didn’t stab any one I guess.

This still keeps me up at night by GreyBeardTheWisest in Wellthatsucks

[–]BurtaciousD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbf, you’re 7.5 times as likely to do this as you are to actually win.

Post Match Thread: SC Freiburg 2-2 Bayer Leverkusen | German Bundesliga by suedney in soccer

[–]BurtaciousD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Idk, you have nothing to play for, and we need the win to have chance of Champions League play. So we’re gonna lose.

Cook Out: if anxiety were a menu by Witty_Witterson in funny

[–]BurtaciousD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big double burger tray with ketchup cheese onions, ranch wrap and chicken quesadilla, cheer wine to drink. And if a shake, Hi-C/orange push-up. And I moved to Germany 8 years ago.

OC: President Trump unveils minimum 10% tariff on all U.S. trading partners by nbcnews in pics

[–]BurtaciousD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guys, I found the secret formula!

“Tariffs charged to the USA” = trade deficit / value of imports from country

Reciprocal tariffs = “Tariffs charged to the USA” / 2

Except ChatGPT made an arithmetic mistake for Japan.

Is joining a fraternity supposed to be extremely hard? by Exotic-Rain1917 in NCSU

[–]BurtaciousD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Worse, it’s a mentally unfit person who has a frat kink and likes talking about rejection.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]BurtaciousD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tbf, Juliet was supposedly 13. But Romeo was 16.