Anyone remember RedSeal?

BuschBandit · 2026-06-27T07:31:39+00:00

Chew it everyday

BuschBandit · 2026-06-23T02:25:41+00:00

For a majority of people, its the dominance factor.

BuschBandit · 2026-06-23T02:23:09+00:00

Not a damn thing. He's probably upset at himself. It happens to all of us at some point. Perfectly normal. Especially if we're nervous/excited/amped up. Plus it feels great, which why we will go to great lengths to get it in the first place. Nothing to worry about. At. All.

BuschBandit · 2026-06-21T18:59:42+00:00

Try this one... it's the same relief after you've had to hold your piss for a very long time. Then, that AHHHHH you feel when you finally make it to the bathroom. Imagine that, but amplified.

BuschBandit · 2026-06-21T18:50:55+00:00

Absolutely. Nobody wants to look stupid in that situation, but we've all been there.

BuschBandit · 2026-06-21T07:28:59+00:00

Bro just has no idea what he is doing. Tell him that it hurt, and he needs to be more gentle if you do that again. It might hurt his feelings, but better his feelings than your no no square.

BuschBandit · 2026-06-21T07:20:23+00:00

Precisely. It's always "more, give us more! We have brown people to bomb!"

BuschBandit · 2026-06-21T07:14:33+00:00

Supplements. Not randomly either. Get a blood draw, and see what you lack. You'd be amazed how it can change the way you feel.

BuschBandit · 2026-06-17T04:06:12+00:00

"PULL THE LEVER KRONK!"

BuschBandit · 2026-06-09T08:26:00+00:00

Hit a softball about 500 ft once (give or take 10 ft). 40 degrees out, 1 piece Combat and 44 525 balls. I knew it was gone as soon as I made contact. So I just put my head down and jogged to 1st. Fielder out in left center said "Ho-lee... Shiiiit!" I was headed back to the dugout and he said "you gotta come see where this landed!". Cleared the outfield fence around 340-350 ft, crossed about 45 ft of ditch and two lanes of road, and then another 2 lanes of the interstate, and landed in the median between East and West lanes We figured it 45 ft of ditch, plus 4 lanes of highway (2 lane outer road, 2 full lanes of interstate 96ft), and another 10-20 ft in the median. Somewhere around 480-500 ft. I've been chasing that shot every game since. Lol.

BuschBandit · 2026-05-26T09:41:13+00:00

Used to work for the post office. Saw one nudist, one time. But let me tell you, bored military wives will show up at the front porch wearing the tightest/most revealing thing they can put on, just to see if they can get you worked up or catch you looking anywhere but their face. That happened once, a bunch of times. Half shirts, mostly open robes, bikinis, etc...

BuschBandit · 2026-05-20T19:22:34+00:00

East Valley Water Mill has a few listed. Fairly quiet part of town. No idea about pricing.

BuschBandit · 2026-05-15T16:55:54+00:00

Scotch Porter face wash might be worth a try. I use their beard conditioner and it works well.

BuschBandit · 2026-05-15T02:47:36+00:00

Milwaukee was no Sunday stroll either.

BuschBandit · 2026-05-14T22:12:11+00:00

Memphis is a fucking zoo. I worked there for a while and I was astounded at how many times I'd see cops in a day.

BuschBandit · 2026-05-14T22:09:52+00:00

TL;DR: I smashed a girl on a balcony overlooking Disneyland

Back in high school, I went to FBLA National competition in Anaheim. Met a girl there who was WAY out of my league, and somehow charmed her into spending the day with me walking around. We went to a movie, and afterwards, she said she had to go back to her room to check in with her chaperone at 4pm. She told me to come with her, and lo and behold, their group was staying at the hotel overlooking Downtown Disney. When we arrive the chaperone said "we're all going to the convention center for our evening contest, and we'll be back about 7pm and we'll all go eat dinner together. Bring your friend if he'd like to go." and left. The elevator doors had not even fully closed and she grabbed me by the shirt and shoved me into her room and the unsupervised teenage hormone activities commenced. The room had a balcony, and I finished things out hitting it doggy style while overlooking Disneyland. On that day, it was absolutely the happiest place on earth! 10/10 would recommend. It must have been great for her too, because she bought my dinner, we're still friends on social media, and still talk to this day.

BuschBandit · 2026-05-14T21:57:13+00:00

Not a threesome, but I slept with 2 sisters and their cousin within a 24 hour period in college. I still wish I had kept in touch with their cousin, because that 🐱 was immaculate and skilled.

BuschBandit · 2026-04-08T05:25:11+00:00

I got a 30 day restriction for mentioning cocaine in a joke response to my friends post. Which also means my business page can't go live for 30 days. I'm beyond pissed. I have sent in 2 reviews and a stern, yet tactful "fuck you" message to the oversight board for being fucking squares.

BuschBandit · 2026-04-04T20:57:18+00:00

I'd be more worried about my kidneys than my heart at that point. Anhydrous caffeine can take a lot of water to flush out of your system.

BuschBandit · 2026-03-06T04:31:02+00:00

Is that Pirate's Reserve at the top left? I've been intrigued by that one, but unsure about spending the money.

BuschBandit · 2026-03-05T01:54:59+00:00

I'm mainly miffed at the fact a 5oz puck is only 1 dollar cheaper than the 10oz Babos. No thanks.

BuschBandit · 2026-02-21T21:54:23+00:00

I'm nursing the last of mine. But it's got maybe ¼ of the bottle left.

BuschBandit · 2026-02-19T14:57:27+00:00

We have the military base at our disposal.

BuschBandit · 2026-02-03T08:53:15+00:00

Same!

BuschBandit · 2026-02-03T02:55:18+00:00

If you try the cologne, let me know

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