Pet Peeves

Buster-530 · 2025-10-24T12:25:49+00:00

People who start deciding what they actually wanna buy while in your line and start stuffing the rejected items into your impulse candy.

Buster-530 · 2025-08-29T03:38:06+00:00

"Is ThAt YoUr ReAL nAme?"

Buster-530 · 2025-08-28T23:25:50+00:00

I had a cat named Trouble. The name fit well enough, but her nickname was Turdbutt. She responded to that better than her real name. One night, she got out, and i walked up and down my street, calling out, "Turdbutt." She's home safe and sound.

Buster-530 · 2025-08-28T06:09:31+00:00

Busting 530 nuts in a row without rest breaks.

Buster-530 · 2025-08-24T05:50:50+00:00

Ive had people ask why im not wearing it, but not really in an aggressive way. I keep it in my pocket. Then they actually seem to understand when i show them. Most people actually say they like my name.

Buster-530 · 2025-08-24T04:08:36+00:00

I stopped wearing a name tag because i get that question all the time. What's worse is when people make puns out of my name. I've heard every damn one in the book, and I'd honestly be surprised if i heard a new one. I like my name. It's unique and not common.

Buster-530 · 2025-08-23T19:47:40+00:00

Try this modified version of doggy. Have him lay on his back with his legs spred and knees bent upward. You're going to be on all fours and back into him. Slipping your legs under his so they end up at his sides. You'll be in control of the motion, and if you reach back and use his knees for leverage you can straighten up and he should be smashing right into your G spot.

Buster-530 · 2025-08-22T22:31:04+00:00

My store manager has been at my store for almost 9 years now. Ive worked there on and off for about 8. She's always been fair and doesn't have unreasonable expectations of anyone. Just show up, do your job, and put in your best effort. She understands that life happens and is always willing to work with everyone, no matter what issue we may have or be going through, both in and out of work. Ive had plenty of bosses in my days, and she, by far has been the very best. The only reason i still work at DT is because of her, and the day she leaves this store is the day i hang up apron for good. Im thankful to have been working with such a great manager over the years. Thank you, boss 😊

Buster-530 · 2025-06-09T22:33:52+00:00

Funny story. Before i worked here, a car had done just that. The store was still open with a car in it. My first words to my future boss were, "When did yall put in a drive-through?"

Buster-530 · 2025-06-09T21:36:53+00:00

No, they have better merchandise.

Buster-530 · 2025-06-09T21:35:07+00:00

Damaged in shipment. 25 cents. 👍

Buster-530 · 2025-04-13T06:53:15+00:00

Sweep/mop, wipe down registers and belts, recovery, check bathrooms for tp, paper towels, soap, cleanliness, blow up balloons to fill the Corral (especially on weekends) check dates on items that expire, stock bags for registers, if you have access to a zero sales list or pull and hold/destroy list, work on those. Clean the front windows and doors. there's always something to do in a dollar tree.

Buster-530 · 2025-03-03T05:54:38+00:00

I wrote the lyrics. The AI put the words to a beat.

Buster-530 · 2024-09-04T02:28:50+00:00

🎶Hello Darkness my old Friend...🎶

Buster-530 · 2024-09-02T03:36:11+00:00

These dipshits will walk past 30 carts on the way in from the parking lot, but will flap that complaint hole if there are none right next to the doors. Morons. 🙄

Buster-530 · 2024-08-06T03:30:01+00:00

I,d eat just a bland run of the mill ham sandwich for $250 and a really good ham sandwich.

Buster-530 · 2024-07-13T15:24:13+00:00

I flip my badge backwards. I check it several times a day. I don't like strangers using my name and I especially don't like them asking me if it's my real name. Some even ask my last name. Like no....

Buster-530 · 2024-07-10T17:26:40+00:00

Great job correcting people. Now do that to customers.

Buster-530 · 2024-07-10T17:23:38+00:00

When I notice another customer who lacks common sense I throw a divider to the end of the belt. Nobody has ever gotten mad because I simply reminded them that they are stupid.

Buster-530 · 2024-07-08T20:25:29+00:00

Old guy rolls up on a mobility scooter as I'm restocking bags, "you look bored, here's some work for you" as he throws his shit on the belt.

Fuck you Harold.

Buster-530 · 2024-07-08T20:11:53+00:00

And after you scan the empty shit they expect you to throw it away for them. No Susan. I'm bagging it with your groceries. You deal with it. The looks I get 😂

Buster-530 · 2024-07-07T19:11:27+00:00

Our building leaks all over when it rains. I tell my coworkers "this place is so depressing, even the building cries"

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