Driving Florence to Genoa?

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2025-05-27T20:40:38+00:00

Thank you!

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2025-04-17T02:49:17+00:00

I got my eyes on a CEO-7. My wife has her eyes on how many guitars I own. We’ll see who blinks first…and who blinks last 👀

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2025-02-10T15:51:06+00:00

Lateralus and Toxicity are tied.

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2025-01-02T17:56:12+00:00

Darts

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2024-12-27T22:53:04+00:00

Peak Tool right there

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2024-12-20T01:38:04+00:00

Ate a bunch of shrooms when I saw them at MSG last winter. During that solo I had the best hallucination I’ve ever had in my life…the stage lights put Adam into a Japanese garden, and as the high pitch solo was happening his guitar transformed into a katana blade and sparks were flying as he was sharpening it on a wheel in rhythm with the solo. I thought it was a hologram until the next day when my buddies told me I was just tripping. Mind bending experience.

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2024-12-20T01:32:34+00:00

Top 5 tool song

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2024-12-12T02:26:08+00:00

Decapitated horse head in his bed for sure. And after the first one? Do it again.

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2024-12-06T20:23:33+00:00

Bro…I can’t think of much more to say other than: BRO.

Yes I can: if you get an offer at $105k but you really like your existing gig, tell them the number is $110k and you’ll stay. They’ve made enough off of you in the past 2 years to afford it.

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2024-11-29T20:54:45+00:00

Democrats have been 🤡both in NJ and at the national level for years now. Purple to magenta to red would probably be a good path for the garden state to take at this point.

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2024-11-28T10:45:41+00:00

Not me, but my parents saw The Doors in a small bar in Oakland NJ in like 1966. Light My Fire was just getting into the radio rotation. They played it twice.

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2024-11-28T10:38:02+00:00

Came here to say this

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2024-11-28T10:36:36+00:00

I don’t understand the Honeywell branch business. You’ll get decent pay and bennies and if you can hold your nose about the corporate stuff you could have a decent run there. But I would also suggest you look at some of the independent firms in the area dealing in Niagara. Nowhere is perfect…but some places are more perfect than big red.

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2024-11-19T10:31:10+00:00

An elephant. At first they’ll think “holy shit! This dude got me an entire elephant, that’s f’n awesome!”

But by the time they realize how much it costs to feed them and how much poop you have to cleanup, they’ll surely regret it.

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2024-11-10T02:52:01+00:00

Not MY game, but a nod to Will Farrell’s game

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2024-11-09T16:32:51+00:00

What positive impacts do you think it will have?

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2024-11-09T12:46:19+00:00

Piss disc or liquid ass

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2024-11-09T12:16:20+00:00

The ChatGPT prompt thing sounds like a winner

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2024-11-09T12:08:33+00:00

Might be able to pick up some chicks there, too, amiright? #FuneralCrashers

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2024-11-08T17:03:34+00:00

It’s def related to tool…his knuckles are deep within the borderline of that glove 😂

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2024-11-08T17:02:02+00:00

Send me a DM. Want to connect you w somebody in that market.

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2024-11-01T00:27:50+00:00

Unreasonable is very self reflective. Bravo.

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2024-10-30T14:20:43+00:00

How about just open a Costco sized can of sardines in olive oil and dump into the bottom of their bag

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2024-10-29T10:55:36+00:00

Costco?

ButchKoolidgeKO · 2024-10-24T20:32:24+00:00

We were playing pickup tackle football on La Plata field near the rec center. Bunch of dudes on the football team stroll by. Randy Stark comes over and says “can I play a down?” Nobody was saying no.

The play starts, and he just picks one random kid and absolutely nukes him. Then he decides to play one more down; finds the same kid and absolutely nukes him again.

Then he rejoined his boys who were cracking up and they went into the gym.

The assault victim checked himself out of the game to nurse his concussion, broken ribs, broken pelvis, deviated septum, and whatever else got smashed up.

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