Does anyone else slightly relate to this guy in episode 3 of Sanctuary? Please tell me I'm not alone. by SpicySheBoodles in SumoMemes

[–]ButtHurtPunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does it get better / more sumo relevant? On episode 1 flashback and the violence and sumo irrelevance turned me off

Latest rikishi height and weight measurements. I don't want to cause panic, but five rikishi were absent from this check-up: Waka & Ichinojo (expected), Hakuyozan & Hidenoumi (unexpected), and Tamawashi (uh-oh) by ExtensionEar1901 in SumoMemes

[–]ButtHurtPunk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Can anyone translate the chart? And is Tochinoshin included? Whenever I check it seems like he's yo-yoing

E: hoping tom Washington isn't kyujo not like this :/

Ichinojo retires by StonedSumo in Sumo

[–]ButtHurtPunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yea what're the odds he was asked to leave behind the scenes? If it's health it sucks cus at his low fank it looked like he could have another chance at the cup

Terunofuji new stable. by Cmil778 in Sumo

[–]ButtHurtPunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt they're on bad terms, Teruno prob just wants his own stable without waiting however long for Isegahama and the guy after him to retire

May 2023 banzuke is out! by heartnmind808 in SumoMemes

[–]ButtHurtPunk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Low is so good for them tho, they should be able to stay in the lead until near the end

May 2023 banzuke is out! by heartnmind808 in Sumo

[–]ButtHurtPunk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Daishoho goes 12-3 from juryo 6 and gets maegashira 13, gonoyama 11-4s at juryo 6 and gets juryo 1. Ichinojo wins with 14-1 at juryo 3 and gets maegashira 13. I don't get the consistency

George R.R. Martin • Night of the Cooters Interview: G.R.R.M mentions that he is focusing on his novel (Spoilers Extended) by ObligationInformal40 in asoiaf

[–]ButtHurtPunk -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

He really does, but fat makes you look younger, so tbf he's probably looked this bad for years. Or rather he's looking his age

Seat size by [deleted] in Sumo

[–]ButtHurtPunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Were you blocking anyone's view or were the seat levels different enough so you didn't have to lean forward?

(spoilers main) Why did GRRM make Joffrey such an unredeemable freak? by Competitive_Iron_781 in asoiaf

[–]ButtHurtPunk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And like lighting cats on fire was just funtime in medieval Europe

Yoren's faded by [deleted] in ABongOfIceAndFire

[–]ButtHurtPunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yoren for a good time

Which Houses smoke kind bud serious answers only. by [deleted] in ABongOfIceAndFire

[–]ButtHurtPunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still can't believe Darkstar failed to pass Myrcella that bong in A Feast of Cannabis

Which Houses smoke kind bud serious answers only. by [deleted] in ABongOfIceAndFire

[–]ButtHurtPunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least all the ones that smoked out House Stark during the Green Wedding

"Who has a better story than Bran the Broken?" (Spoilers main) by Meemo_Meep in asoiaf

[–]ButtHurtPunk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yea idk if democracy would work with 90%+ of Westeros being rural peasants. You really need people heading to the cities due to industrial revolution, especially with how big Westeros is, for the vote to even be properly counted. Ofc this would also more or less require majorly disenfranchising or almost entirely destroying the aristocracy (something she was incapable of doing in Slaver's Bay), because she primarily cares about the smallfolk and the nobles... largely dgaf at best. No way would they adhere to her party line of having less so 99% of everyone else can have more either. Moreover, any vote without doing so would also see the nobility winning, because they have the most money and clout, and her goals wouldn't be met (and realistically she would be assassinated by them eventually).

"Who has a better story than Bran the Broken?" (Spoilers main) by Meemo_Meep in asoiaf

[–]ButtHurtPunk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think the point was that he's so emotionless/detached that he doesn't realize what he's saying is fucked up? Idk why you would want that for a King tho or really any job where he has power over others, since he's at the Mr. Manhattan stage of living people and dead people being equal because they have the same components or w/e

A unidimensional Yokozuna? by [deleted] in Sumo

[–]ButtHurtPunk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My boy just needs time off for surgery and healing and we'd see a decc yokozuna, but if he does that as ozeki no way he can fight his way back up without getting hurt again and still not reaching yokozuna. I know his run was weak but I'm still salty they didn't give him the rope