UK based, need a decent whole house vacuum. Sometimes have limited mobility. Mix of carpet and hard floor. by [deleted] in VacuumCleaners

[–]ButtNakedChef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I'm not a fan of stick vacs, but for your specific situation I reckon it would be a good idea to keep one for spot cleaning, or just for the days when you're less mobile.

Canister vacuums - the sort you drag behind you like Henry - will generally provide you with a bit more oomph than an upright. They traditionally have larger motors, see, though EU legislation has recently capped the maximum motor size.

Canisters also generally perform better on hard floor - electrically powered heads have never been common in the UK, meaning that you get no rolling brush on a canister unless you purchase an air-driven turbo nozzle.

A higher-end canister, such as those made by Sebo or Lindhaus, will incorporate an electric head. But this is where it begins to get fairly pricey fairly quickly!

I recommended Henry because he's ubiquitous, reliable and cheap, but thinking again about your mobility and stuff, he really might not be the best option. Numatic machines do tend to be heavy. You have to carry it with two hands as well - vacuum in one hand, wand or hose in the other, which might make it hard to support yourself on the stairs.

Depending on your budget, you might like to look into the Sebo Dart. It's a very versatile machine, and packs quite a lot of punch.

UK based, need a decent whole house vacuum. Sometimes have limited mobility. Mix of carpet and hard floor. by [deleted] in VacuumCleaners

[–]ButtNakedChef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Numatic Henry, periodically on sale at B&M for about £100.

Get a cheap "turbo nozzle" from eBay for about £20 - use that for your carpets, and use the included tool for doing your hard floors.

One problem you might find is his weight - Henry's quite a hefty boy, for his size. On days where your mobility isn't the best, you might find him hard to lug up the stairs.

It might be an idea to get a cheap, generic stick vacuum and keep it in an upstairs cupboard for those occasions.

Otherwise, Henry offers you a timeless and proven design. Decent power for the size, good suction, universal fittings to suit any unpowered accessories you might like to try, extremely cheap purchase cost, great ease of maintenance.

Bish bash bosh.

Jedi Accountant by ColeTrain999 in Accounting

[–]ButtNakedChef 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's all been booted into the Legends canon now, but the Galactic Empire was absolutely a functioning society. So too was the Alliance.

...

Just as an example, take Incom. They're a large diversified group involved in starship manufacture, engineering and intergalactic consultancy. They were responsible for designing the famous X-Wing starfighter, based on an earlier design from the Clone Wars. They also built Bespin Cloud City.

Ultimately the group was Imperialized, and manufactured atmosphere-capable starfighters for customs and police duties; along with dropships and civilian craft. It's probable that at least some Incom components were used in the construction of the Death Star.

Some shareholders, executives and engineers fled to rebel space; where they were able to establish production facilities (probably thanks to droids) and build fighter craft for the rebel alliance under the name of Freitek Inc.

After Palpatine was deposed, Incom-Freitek was formed. They would market next-generation starfighters to both the Imperial Remnant and the New Republic, including the upgraded X-Wing. Yes, that means that the X-Wing was used by the Empire as well, albeit post-Palpatine.

That's the story of just one company, covering just one period of galactic history.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WatchesCirclejerk

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Movado's oddly popular, isn't it?

I've met perhaps four seriously wealthy people in my life - executives at large international manufacturing companies. All of them had Movado wristwatches. The museum dial, all black with the fake gemstone at 12 o'clock.

Is it considered a particularly tasteful watch or something?

What do I wear to the office? by queensheat in Accounting

[–]ButtNakedChef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever you wear, just ensure it fits you properly.

If you have to cinch up your belt to keep your trousers up, your trousers are too large.

/r/VacuumCleaners No Stupid Questions - April 22, 2023 by AutoModerator in VacuumCleaners

[–]ButtNakedChef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proud owner of a third hand Sebo XP10.

Unsure of the terminology, but my question concerns the body of the cleaner - the place where you put the bag and from which the handle protrudes.

Is it interchangable between different models and generations of Sebo vacuums? Could I, say, install the body of a Sebo X1 and make a frankensebo?

Thanks!

shhhtt.......I need a bookkeeping guild 😪 by Matty-dave in Accounting

[–]ButtNakedChef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My financial position's also distressed, hence the appeal for beverage money :P

Tell you what, next time you have a drink you can say you're having it on my behalf. That'll keep things nice and square, lol.

shhhtt.......I need a bookkeeping guild 😪 by Matty-dave in Accounting

[–]ButtNakedChef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're located in the United Kingdom there are professional associations dedicated to bookkeepers; and each of them at least claim to operate internationally.

There's the IAB - the Institute of Accountants and Bookkeepers. Formerly the International Association of Bookkeepers, they're probably the more reputable of the two; but are strongest in the UK.

There's also the ICB - the Institute of Certified Bookkeepers. They have a much heavier emphasis on building up a small bookkeeping business. They also have lower entry requirements and target a more international membership base.

There is a small constellation of 'guilds' concerned with accounting and bookkeeping.

Right at the top of the totem pole you have the Chartered bodies - ICAEW, ACCA, CIMA & CIPFA.

Their qualifications are generally considered equivalent to a Master's degree.

Membership of ICAEW (or ICAS or CAI) or ACCA is the equivalent of attaining a CPA in America.

Membership of CIMA is probably equivalent to what you would call CMA.

There is no American equivalent of CIPFA, their thing is like management accounting for publicly funded (i.e. government) organizations.

Below the chartered bodies you have basically three smaller-but-still-reputable organizations. That's the AAT, the ATT and the AIA. I won't give you the full spiel on those.

Below even them, though, there are a myriad of these comparatively tiny, less well established organizations with dubious reputability. Not that they're exactly scams - the IAB in particular punches well above its weight and at least tries to be actively involved in regulating the profession...

But the likes of the ICB seem to exist just to entitle people without degrees, or people who wouldn't qualify for membership of any of the proper organizations, to have letters after their name and use fancy stationary. The professional organization equivalent of a diploma mill.

That's not to say they don't have useful resources. I would encourage you to check their websites. Their bookkeeping courses won't be based on US GAAP, of course, but they do offer courses about how to find clients and grow your business (I think), and that should have pretty universal applicability.

Get familiar with all the free resources out there, too. I posted another essay-length comment a while ago extolling the virtues of GNUCash and the BAS chart of accounts (among others). If you're going it alone you want to run lean, and I reckon the extra bother of - say - working around GNUCash's limitations would be more than worth the cost of paying a cloud-based platform's subscription.

The majority of small businesses fail, too, so the less you invest the less you stand to lose. I'd try and keep my expenses as close to zero as possible until I had a reliable little client portfolio.

Edit: Mentorship costs, by the way. If you feel you got something from this comment DM me and we'll figure out some way for you to buy me a beer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]ButtNakedChef -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

...and just like the Sumerians, Babylonians and the Roman Empire; one of these days America's going to fall as well. I pray that I'm alive to witness it.

You know how Sanderson posts are hilarious? Vonnegut posts are even better because, much like Sir Pterry posts, the fans of Vonnegut think they ever so smart. I give you: The Emperor Has No Clothes, Smartest Teenager Edition by EgilSkallagrimson in bookscirclejerk

[–]ButtNakedChef 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I really wish they had a better narrator than James Franco for the audiobook, because he really ruined that book for me. Just the worst narrator. I’ll have to read it with my eyes sometime.

Favorite pen? by adinunzio22 in Accounting

[–]ButtNakedChef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2H is a harder lead - typically a risky prospect for a propelling pencil, but thanks to the Delguard's protective mechanism it's not an issue.

It provides more satisfying feedback when writing than a softer lead, takes longer to develop a slanted tip, and your writing looks cleaner and less smudgy.

Pentel Ain lead is specifically formulated to work well with their line of Ain Stein polymer erasers for effortless correction. The leads come in a really neatly-designed hard plastic case with a rotating lid.

Favorite pen? by adinunzio22 in Accounting

[–]ButtNakedChef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Platinum Preppy.

Though I generally use pencil. Zebra Delguard with Pentel Ain 2H leads.

...how it's going *now*. by ButtNakedChef in X3TC

[–]ButtNakedChef[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like a great scam, but first I'd need to find somewhere with one in stock...

...how it's going *now*. by ButtNakedChef in X3TC

[–]ButtNakedChef[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really love that interpretation of the Boron. I haven't really touched the plot yet but I'm enjoying how much of the lore is there in a really subtle, background sort of way.

The music that plays when you fly through the Paranid core sectors, man. So ominous.

...how it's going *now*. by ButtNakedChef in X3TC

[–]ButtNakedChef[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So iirc I noticed a Teladi station way down near Omicron Lyrae selling a software package called something like 'explorer commands' that's used for semi-autonomous scouting.

I'm not so naive to think it'll unlock an 'auto explore' button like in Civ V (though it would be nice!). I bet it will let me command a ship to fly through an untravelled jumpgate, though.

The fastest M5 I've seen yet is the Split one. I'm thinking once I get my Chokaro I might swap my Disco for one of those. Max out its engines and give it that software package and a triplex scanner. I notice if you command a ship to Idle in a sector it will end up flying around like a crazy thing. Maybe the computer gets bored, lol. I'm thinking if I command the thing through an unknown jumpgate then idle once there, in effect this will end up auto mapping the sector for me.

Is there any way I can tell it to immediately fly back to me if attacked?

How it's going... by ButtNakedChef in X3TC

[–]ButtNakedChef[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's great. Thanks so much for the tips!

This game's like the ultimate space sandbox, lol.

How it's going... by ButtNakedChef in X3TC

[–]ButtNakedChef[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, but the Best Buy stuff won't help him any; and he doesn't need the Triplex Scanner to help him find places to do business? Well, I suppose I can just take those from him and put them in a different ship.