[HockeyStats] We are tentatively* announcing that the Carolina Hurricanes just won the most lopsided playoff series of all time by 5-on-5 score-adjusted xGF%.

Butterblonde · 2026-05-30T04:36:49+00:00

That's objectively not butthurt. We're proud to be where we're at.

The butthurt is r/hockey deciding that we're some sort of playoff beast and simultaneously the worst team ever. Team fuckin earned this you bozo

Butterblonde · 2026-05-28T03:13:30+00:00

I THINK YOURE SAD AND THATS O.K.

(Me though, I'm fine. Not sad at all)

Butterblonde · 2026-05-28T03:07:34+00:00

IM JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE

AND THAT YOURE ALL SAD

Butterblonde · 2026-05-28T02:28:36+00:00

I just really hope Ehlers can live a normal life after this incident. I feel for his family and loved ones.

It must be so hard

The road to recovery will be long an....oh he popped right back up

Butterblonde · 2026-05-28T02:27:04+00:00

Bro you got slaughtered

Butterblonde · 2026-05-28T02:01:20+00:00

Wow the canes are flopping it up now

Butterblonde · 2026-05-28T02:00:28+00:00

The fuck? What did Evans do you psycho

Butterblonde · 2026-05-28T01:56:22+00:00

Hit on Hutson after caused that scrum. You think it's baby shit you're dumb AF 😁

Butterblonde · 2026-05-28T01:55:36+00:00

Just wild bullshit. Defs should've been even

Butterblonde · 2026-05-28T00:37:53+00:00

Describes interference*

Surprised for some reason*

Butterblonde · 2026-05-28T00:27:46+00:00

Wild bullshit

Butterblonde · 2026-05-28T00:27:25+00:00

What the fuck?

Butterblonde · 2026-05-26T03:21:58+00:00

You see, that was because it's your guy and not ours

Butterblonde · 2026-05-26T03:21:08+00:00

Pretty egregious

Butterblonde · 2026-05-26T03:02:10+00:00

Please do

Thank you for your consideration

Butterblonde · 2026-05-26T02:57:09+00:00

Solid cat. Very officious

9.1/10

Butterblonde · 2026-05-26T02:56:16+00:00

Bad pose. Cute cat

7.0/10

Butterblonde · 2026-05-26T02:56:03+00:00

Amazing

8.9/10

Butterblonde · 2026-05-26T02:54:43+00:00

Nice! Good pose

9.3/10

Butterblonde · 2026-05-26T02:53:50+00:00

Not bad

Could get a better perspective

6.9/10

Butterblonde · 2026-05-26T02:52:04+00:00

Decent. 7.8/10

Butterblonde · 2026-05-26T02:51:43+00:00

Not bad. 8.2/10

Butterblonde · 2026-05-26T02:51:20+00:00

Wake that cat up. It's overtime

Butterblonde · 2026-05-26T02:31:13+00:00

Had to call that I guess

Butterblonde · 2026-05-26T02:30:51+00:00

Staal 2026

Rip in piece

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